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Richard Armitage Anonymous (Again)

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ASmallBunchofFlowers · 09/11/2010 17:26

The twaddle continues ......

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Fettle · 10/11/2010 18:51

Tis very informative on how to potter correctly isn't mrsLn?! I too feel a but weak at the knees!!

Budge up I need to share the cushions - thud!

ASmallBunchofFlowers · 10/11/2010 18:55

Perhaps something to suggest strength and agility?

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Theresaholeinyourmind · 10/11/2010 18:55

I'm a bit cross with him now though, Fettle, he's not answering our interested queries

Theresaholeinyourmind · 10/11/2010 19:00

You should make him hold that pose for hours, Flowers, being as he is being such a naughty boy now. Going for a shower indeed
What will he say next

Fettle · 10/11/2010 19:01

I think death may have finally finished his sanity!! Or else the Chinese have hacked his account and are masquerading as himHmm

ASmallBunchofFlowers · 10/11/2010 19:12

Another diversion. The Beeb are showing old Children in Need highlights. This, of course, is .

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Theresaholeinyourmind · 10/11/2010 19:12

Fettle, never say that! You are our valued woman of science. We need you.

 RL calls --gotta go, or as fangirl Teri would say CU L8R

Say hi to Twitter Lucas for me if he decides to talk to us again instead of just doing his own thing.

Theresaholeinyourmind · 10/11/2010 19:15

Love that one, Flowers. That will tide me over nicely till I get back

ASmallBunchofFlowers · 10/11/2010 19:19

"He'll never make you as happy as I could"

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Bodenbabe · 10/11/2010 19:32

Goodness me, what has happened to Twitter Lucas?! I don't like it. I would be very surprised if it was someone from the production company, tbh. I assusmed it was a fan (female, or would never know how to play us like that!) but now I think it's a guy (lower case initial :) ) just mucking about. I used to work in production and have never known anybody official do something like that. Anyway, in my head it's the real Lucas. Or at least it was before this latest incarnation :(

Will read/reply to the rest later but MrsLN, has to be Red Velvet :) Btw, LOLing at "Would you like me to quote you on that when I write your chapter?"

ASmallBunchofFlowers · 10/11/2010 19:38

Bodenbabe - I agree. LucasTwitter seems to have abandoned, ahem, saucy humour in favour of puerile smut. I am Very Disappointed In Him.

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MrsLucasNorth · 10/11/2010 21:12

Ready for another installment ladies...?

ASmallBunchofFlowers · 10/11/2010 21:14
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MrsLucasNorth · 10/11/2010 21:17

By the time they reached Fleur?s room on the 2nd floor, she was feeling, if anything, more shaken than she had to begin with. Still, she took a deep breath and managed to compose herself as the door opened to reveal an exquisite Edwardian styled bedroom, it?s views of the sun setting over the capital rendering it even more breathtaking.
In the centre of the room, Guy noticed something out of place ? a small table, on which sat a roughly elliptical shape covered with a damp cloth.
?What?s this?? he enquired, arching his left eyebrow quizzically.
?Oh,? replied Fleur, embarrassed, ?It?s nothing, really.?
Guy removed the cloth, nonetheless, to reveal a roughly sculpted clay bust, it?s features indistinct.
?It?s my hobby,? explained Fleur, ?As I arrived a few days ahead of the wedding, I arranged for a student from St Martin?s to come and sit for me. Unfortunately he was called away suddenly ? family crisis I believe ? so I?ve not been able to finish it.?
Guy inspected the bust more closely, apparently lost in thought. Eventually he turned to Fleur.
?I could pose for you if you wanted to finish it,? he offered.
Fleur hesitated. If she didn?t do something with the clay it would set as it was and be wasted, and it wasn?t as if sculptor?s models grew on trees.
?Don?t you think we?d be missed downstairs?? she queried.
?I doubt it,? chuckled Guy, ?If I know Rupert and his family it?ll be photographs and backslapping for a good couple of hours yet.?
And so he made himself comfortable on the chaise at one end of the room, and Fleur seated herself at the table. Time passed silently, Fleur lost in concentration as she gently manipulated the soft, cool clay with her slim fingers, capturing Guy?s aquiline nose and softly chiselled jaw line.
Some time later, the face complete, Fleur moved on to render the musculature of Guy?s neck and shoulders. However, it was not easy to do when her subject was still wearing a frock coat, dress shirt and cravat. She flushed slightly at the thought - obviously she couldn?t voice her problem.
Then, as if reading her mind Guy stood up, saying, ?This can?t be helping,? as he indicated his clothing. Fleur cleared her throat nervously and flushed, ?Well?? she replied.
?I really don?t mind getting my kit off in the name of art,? Guy grinned, ?Besides, it?s not as if you?re going to be doing a full frontal now, is it??
Fleur giggled in spite of herself, as he shrugged off the coat and reached for the cravat, then?
?Oh, bugger,? he exclaimed. A tailors pin had been left hidden within the folds of the fabric. Guy had snagged his finger and was bleeding, not a lot, but too much to be able to continue without ruining the outfit.
?Well, Fleur,? he smiled softly, ?I?m afraid I?m going to have to ask you to help me out here.?
Fleur froze, a rabbit caught in headlights, ?I don?t bite, really,? Guy continued, ??and it would be such a shame to leave your sculpture unfinished now.?
Suddenly Fleur was possessed by a boldness she had never before experienced. She padded across the room in her stockinged feet to where Guy stood, his features rendered as golden as a Greek gods by the setting sun streaming through the window.
She reached up, her fingers trembling as she untied the silken cravat from around his neck. She wound it into a neat ball and placed it on a small table next to the chaise. As she turned back to Guy he took her right hand in his and placed it over the shirt button on his throat.
Fleur?s heart was pounding, her breath coming in short, shallow gasps. She felt the heat of his body radiating through the silk as she slipped the button through the button hole and continued onto the next one, knowing from the way she was feeling, and the way Guy was devouring her with his hungry blue eyes, that it would only be a matter of minutes before she bowed to the inevitable?

MrsLucasNorth · 10/11/2010 21:25

Oops! I think Flowers may have swooned!

ASmallBunchofFlowers · 10/11/2010 21:27

There are no words. You have made an old lady very happy.

I think I might go and lie down for a while.

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ASmallBunchofFlowers · 10/11/2010 21:28

I really don't mind getting my kit off for art

You can say that again, ducky.

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MrsLucasNorth · 10/11/2010 21:29

Amazing what a candlelit bath and a glass of Polish Cordial can do for the imagination!!!

Now...come in Boden - your time is nearly up!

ASmallBunchofFlowers · 10/11/2010 21:30

I feel very privileged. I didn't think I'd get my second session with Guy so soon.

Wow.

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MrsLucasNorth · 10/11/2010 21:44

Well, it was all the one session really - just a little more 'detailed' in the second half.

ASmallBunchofFlowers · 10/11/2010 21:49

Just as well. I doubt I could have coped with it all in one go.

I like to think that all this activity is hoping you to cope with your grief. I notice that TwitterLucas is now listed as 1971 - ?. They are playing mind games with us. Pah.

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Theresaholeinyourmind · 10/11/2010 21:52

Well shiver me timbers. That was one for the book Ms LN! I couldn't read it all at once for swooning. Thud thud and thud and it wasn't even me in the narrative. But so pleased for Flowers. I see she was so discombobulated she actually resorted to a colloquialism
You know after he's you've done us all, you'll have to write us a second round.

ASmallBunchofFlowers · 10/11/2010 22:04

Colloquialism? Moi?

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MrsLucasNorth · 10/11/2010 22:08

OK - It's Boden's turn now. Am just making the most of DH being out for the evening - honest (although after all this 'creative activity' he may be in for a treat when he gets back Grin!

MrsLucasNorth · 10/11/2010 22:08

Several hours later, food eaten, wine drunk, speeches made, Guy was wearying somewhat and made his way out onto the terrace overlooking the Thames. It was a beautiful night, but fuelled by copious quantities of alcohol, the other wedding guests were content to be inside embarrassing themselves on the dance floor.

?Sir?? an attractive waitress handed him a plate of wedding cake. The enormous article had been made up of three flavours and each guest had been given a little of each to sample. On the bone china dish sat a delicate cube each of carrot, vanilla and red velvet cake, but it wasn?t these that caught Guy?s attention as much as the statuesque blonde who had just stepped on to the terrace and was now leaning over the railing, taking in the stunning view.

Guy finished his cake and made his way over to the opposite side of the terrace.
?Guy Thornton North,? he smiled, extending his hand, ?Bride or Groom??
?Neither,? quipped the woman, her blue eyes twinkling, ?Actually I work with Marion?s dad as an architect - I?m Bo.?
Guy noticed that Bo?s plate was untouched on the wrought iron table beside her.
?Not a cake fan, I take it?? he queried.
?Actually, I made the cake,? she replied, ?It?s a hobby, but to be honest I?m sick of the sight of the stuff at the moment. It just doesn?t taste the same after several late nights making the finished article,? she shrugged ruefully, ?I used to love red velvet cake, but now?? Bo shuddered.
?Have you seen ?Dead Poet?s Society??? enquired Guy.
Bo gave him a curious look, ?Random,? she replied, ??but go on, I?ll play. Yes I have seen it but not for years.?
Guy smiled. ?There?s a scene where Robin Williams character gets the students to stand on their desks to see things from a new perspective. That?s what you need to do with your cakes, Bo.?
?Stand on a table and eat them?? she frowned.
Guy laughed, ?No, although maybe that would work for you. Try this?? he instructed ??sit down.?
Bo was not generally the type to do as she was told, but Guy was, as ever, so charming, that she found herself doing as she was bid and taking a seat. Guy seated himself next to her and pulled the plate towards him.
?Close your eyes,? he said softly. In the world of cake thought Bo, Guy?s voice would definitely be red velvet.
?Now, open your mouth,? he continued almost in a whisper.
Bo complied, feeling slightly foolish but still compelled by the handsome stranger next to her.
Guy picked up the dainty cube of vanilla cake and fed it to Bo. She felt the lightness of the sponge on her tongue and the heady scent of vanilla invaded both her taste buds and her sense of smell.
?Do you see what I mean now?? asked Guy. Bo nodded.
?Next,? he said. This time, he chose the carrot cake. Bo savoured the plump, moist sultanas and sultry spices that combined with the carrot flavoured sponge. Guy was right, eating cake like this might have had more in common with ?9 ½ Weeks? than ?Dead Poet?s Society,? but she certainly had more of an appreciation for what she was tasting.
?Last one,? said Guy. He was transfixed as he watched Bo?s full, deep pink lips part for him to deliver the final cube of her favourite red velvet cake. As lifted the morsel to her mouth, his hand shook imperceptibly but just enough for a little of the white chocolate frosting to go astray. Gently, he guided it back into her mouth with the tip of his finger. He felt her tongue warm on his skin as she licked the last traces of frosting clean.
She opened her own eyes to find herself looking deep into Guy?s. There was no need for words, other than, ?Which floor are you on??
They opted for the one that could be reached the quickest, and unnoticed by the other guests, ran for the lift?

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