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Richard Armitage Anonymous (Again)

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ASmallBunchofFlowers · 09/11/2010 17:26

The twaddle continues ......

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Theresaholeinyourmind · 16/11/2010 17:02

I'm in, too. So no surprises there. I have had so much fun here and would hate to see it come to an end.

PrairieOyster · 16/11/2010 17:11

Theresa, I love your thoughts on RA as Lovelace - Episode 2 in particular is a tour de force. The beginning of ep2 is like a poem. I also find the West Country Gentleman in episode 3 amazingly well done - I can't detect a hint of his real voice in there.

ASmallBunchofFlowers · 16/11/2010 17:12

So, is three a quorum? Who's going to start the new thread - I started this one with a pale imitation of Theresa's notion of an Armitage Academy, so what's next?

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MrsLucasNorth · 16/11/2010 17:17

I don't mind doing the honours and getting the next one up and running - what are we calling ourselves - The AAAS (Academy for Advanced Armitage Studies)?

Theresaholeinyourmind · 16/11/2010 17:22

Thanks, Oyster. As something of a feminist, I was really shocked at myself for getting so sucked in to Clarissa that I had to try to analyse what was going on. It is all in the interpretation. I agree about the West Country Gentleman. I am looking forward to that audiobook.

Shall we have suggestions for the new thread title? It could be Richard Armitage Anonymous Yet Again Grin

but I see Mrs LN forestalled me while I was trying to post

ASmallBunchofFlowers · 16/11/2010 17:25

My true love hath my heart

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MrsLucasNorth · 16/11/2010 17:32

Flowers - I thought you'd found a clip of him readig that poem - that really would be thud-inducing!!!

PrairieOyster · 16/11/2010 17:32

On the poetry theme, I have the poem/song that Lovelace sang the last line of in Clarissa - it's rather interesting. Will post soon...

Theresaholeinyourmind · 16/11/2010 17:33

Nice, Flowers. To elaborate on what I said about Guy in this context, he was not the kind to be be able to admit any finer feelings to himself easily and was in even less likely to give his heart to anyone after offering it to Marion and getting it trampled on.

Even supposing anyone had offered their heart to him in exchange.

ASmallBunchofFlowers · 16/11/2010 17:34

No, sorry, was just mucking about. Must go and immerse myself in real life. Back later. If this thread has closed by then, please leave a signpost!

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MrsLucasNorth · 16/11/2010 17:35

Theresa - your suggestion might be better - otherwise we could be interpreted as the arse (AAAS) thread!!! Grin

Theresaholeinyourmind · 16/11/2010 17:35

Maybe we should get together a list of suggestions for his next radio appearance, Mrs LN.

MrsLucasNorth · 16/11/2010 17:36

Had I the Heaven's Embroidered Cloths by Yeats would be nice - short but sweet!

MrsLucasNorth · 16/11/2010 17:37

Must go - am at the olds with DD having her tea and have got to cook for MrLN when I get back so s'pose I'd better get my arse into gear.

Theresaholeinyourmind · 16/11/2010 17:37

''...we could be interpreted as the arse (AAAS) thread!!!''

But not inappropriate, perhaps Wink

Theresaholeinyourmind · 16/11/2010 17:47

I love this: Sylvia Plath. After doing Ted Hughs, this is a must

April Aubade
Worship this world of watercolor mood
in glass pagodas hung with veils of green
where diamonds jangle hymns within the blood
and sap ascends the steeple of the vein.

A saintly sparrow jargons madrigals
to waken dreamers in the milky dawn,
while tulips bow like a college of cardinals
before that papal paragon, the sun.

Christened in a spindrift of snowdrop stars,
where on pink-fluted feet the pigeons pass
and jonquils sprout like solomon's metaphors,
my love and I go garlanded with grass.

Again we are deluded and infer
that somehow we are younger than we were.

ASmallBunchofFlowers · 16/11/2010 17:47
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Theresaholeinyourmind · 16/11/2010 17:55

How could we,Flowers? Only in the privacy of our own thread, now and then. Never on the front door, to frighten the horses,

Fettle · 16/11/2010 18:00

Wow - many many posts today!!!Grin Can't keep up - but in for a fourth thread!! As I've proved it is impossible to keep away and I think we'll miss each other!!Grin

Hopefully I'll make an attempt at catching up once I've put the DC in the downstairs cupboard-- bed!Grin

Theresaholeinyourmind · 16/11/2010 18:12

Golly , I am seriously hearting Sylvia. Why haven't I read her before? Here's another.

The Moon and the Yew Tree
This is the light of the mind, cold and planetary
The trees of the mind are black. The light is blue.
The grasses unload their griefs on my feet as if I were God
Prickling my ankles and murmuring of their humility
Fumy, spiritous mists inhabit this place.
Separated from my house by a row of headstones.
I simply cannot see where there is to get to.

The moon is no door. It is a face in its own right,
White as a knuckle and terribly upset.
It drags the sea after it like a dark crime; it is quiet
With the O-gape of complete despair. I live here.
Twice on Sunday, the bells startle the sky --
Eight great tongues affirming the Resurrection
At the end, they soberly bong out their names.

The yew tree points up, it has a Gothic shape.
The eyes lift after it and find the moon.
The moon is my mother. She is not sweet like Mary.
Her blue garments unloose small bats and owls.
How I would like to believe in tenderness -
The face of the effigy, gentled by candles,
Bending, on me in particular, its mild eyes.

I have fallen a long way. Clouds are flowering
Blue and mystical over the face of the stars
Inside the church, the saints will all be blue,
Floating on their delicate feet over the cold pews,
Their hands and faces stiff with holiness.
The moon sees nothing of this. She is bald and wild.
And the message of the yew tree is blackness - blackness and silence.

PrairieOyster · 16/11/2010 18:30

Here's the song / poem used in Clarissa that he sings the last line of. It's an English Lute Song by Anon. 17c. (poem by Ben Janson): The Devil is an Ass, 1614 ? Have You Seen But a Whyte Lillie Grow

Have you seen but a whyte Lillie grow
Before rude hands had touch'd it;
Have you mark't but the fall of the snow
Before the Earth had smucht it;
Have you felt the wool of Beaver,
Or Swans down ever;
Or have smelt of the bud of the Bryer,
Or the Nard in the fire
Or have tasted the Bag of the Bee:
Oh so whyte, Oh so soft, Oh so sweet was she!

StripeyMoon · 16/11/2010 18:50

Ooh another Plath fan here. I designed a building based on one of her poems when I was at university ( it was very conceptual!!) can't remember which one, I will try and research later.

StripeyMoon · 16/11/2010 18:58

Axes
After whose stroke the wood rings,
And the echoes!
Axes
After whose stroke the wood rings,
And the echoes!
Echoes traveling
Off from the center like horses.

The sap
Wells like tears, like the
Water striving
To re-establish its mirror
Over the rock

That drops and turns,
A white skull,
Eaten by weedy greens.
Years later I
Encounter them on the road----

Words dry and riderless,
The indefatigable hoof-taps.
While
From the bottom of the pool, fixed stars
Govern a life.
Echoes travelingAxes
After whose stroke the wood rings,
And the echoes!
Echoes travelling
Off from the center like horses.

The sap
Wells like tears, like the
Water striving
To re-establish its mirror
Over the rock

That drops and turns,
A white skull,
Eaten by weedy greens.
Years later I
Encounter them on the road----

Words dry and riderless,
The indefatigable hoof-taps.
While
From the bottom of the pool, fixed stars
Govern a life.

StripeyMoon · 16/11/2010 19:00

Oops copied and pasted twice!

Not very romantic but I like it.

MrsLucasNorth · 16/11/2010 19:02

Easy to see the significance of the song when you read it in full Oyster. Hopefully will have a chance to look at the link you sent me later.