I'm a masochistic submissive and live with my sadistic Sir. AMA

[RopeBunny]

As above really.

Whaaat? Over?? I just snapped and farted confetti! I thought I was bang on trend!

Arsecone?? I am so ‘behind’ with the times
Is it like a 99 cone only more chocolate coloured?

Someone needs to put this thread out of its misery.

Sir Spider is coming with us to keep us in line because we’re so BAD.

It was for your own good.

Some dominant and submissive play going on here I see. Maybe it will make the OP come back.

So the OP knows fuck nothing about sado masochism?

Tinsel but you still owe us a vat of piss??

I suggest you come back and deliver!

So the OP literally started this thread and then never returned? At all?Well, we know who the Oscar for the most desperate attention seeking THIS year goes to...

Did it not turn out as you'd hoped, OP?

So the OP knows fuck nothing about sado masochism?

But might have learned a bit about Mumsnet...

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So the OP knows fuck nothing about sado masochism?

"But might have learned a bit about Mumsnet..."

Haha! I was hoping someone would channel their inner David Niven and say ...unlike us, who know fuck all..

‘Sir’ will seem like a pussycat after mumsnet posters.

This thread has made me give a lot of thought to Ryan Philippe. Dangly! to the Castle, i have plans.

Haha! I was hoping someone would channel their inner David Niven and say ...unlike us, who know fuck all..

I don’t think I’ve got an inner David Niven.

David Niven would tell you to bring on the empty horses.

Much as I love the sarcastic women of FWR there is no one can take the piss like the Thisters! I adorable you all.

Dammit I want an inner David Niven

It’s a gift Creepster, we love many people too because we are a caring sharing band of Thisters. Even if we do smell of piss. Wafts off trickling piss in her wake.

You can join us anytime, we're very loving. Bring an offering though or we'll kick you in the cock.

And if you don't have a cock, we can lend you one, depending on if there's any in the bucket.

I only wanted a wooden spoon though!