I'm a masochistic submissive and live with my sadistic Sir. AMA

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As above really.

I can tell you that Thigh, they think about the pleasing warmth and the safety of their toes.

The scent of piss gives me so many treasured memories.

No wonder the OP vanished
I'm sure some of these replies are taking the piss

I was donating the piss!!

Don't be disingenuous Tassle it's clearly a reverse.

I have a bag of magic sponges under the sink. They have been there for a couple of years now and have shown no tendency to clean anything.

Am I doing something wrong?

I'm sure some of these replies are taking the piss

I thought most of us had been locked into a deal with the Thighs where they take our piss?

I'm sure some of these replies are taking the piss

Only some of them?

Absolutely Empress mine was a serious question.
Now we've scared the OP off by ridiculing her. Missed a vital opportunity to learn insider tips on how to keep our master happy and insight into a controlling, likely violent man.
Where else on mnet can we hear stories of abusive relationships with men and how to fix ourselves?

Really.
You must be new here.

Has Sir Nigel forbidden you from returning to the thread OP?

Tensile there are get out clauses but we like you.

ThighThighOfthigh do all the members of ZZTop count (TheeTheeTop)? Oh I had Zoolander as well when he wasn’t looking.

Ok guys we’ll all squeeze in my bath and sail around the moat in it. We must be careful not to drown Harvestmn, he is my special boyfriend. He is willing to tickle you all with his many appendages. Calls himself “open minded”.

I approve of suggested laundry methods.

The drummer from ZZ Top is called... Frank Beard. He's the only one without a beard.

OP, can you recommend a good butt plug? My emerald encrusted one is encrusted with shit from my ArseCone. My Trumpet Voluntary is more of a muffled boom at the moment due to clinkers.

Claudia my dear, flexes kitty claws. Very much looking forward to a turn around the moat in your boat with your goat and charming Harvestman.

Check QVC Ginpuss they have diamiquee ones.

Ahoy me hearties, let us raise the Jolly Roger 🏴‍☠️ or “skelling crossbones” and set sail. I need that emerald/poo encrusted butt plug to stop the moat water getting in the bath, or the bath water getting in the moat.

TheQueef did you learn that excellent (butt) nugget of information from Smash Hits circa 1987? Me too!

Yes!
And a fuck tonne of random Wham facts!
I can't remember my own pin number but if you need Andrew Ridgleys birthday I'm your woman.

My dp asked me to call him sir once and i laughed so hard i shit myself. Thankfully, I was wearing an Arsecone (FartConfetti©️) so I was able to spray the twat in the face.

OMG keep that kinky stuff in the bedroom

Does Sir like to T.Rex in the supermarket, whilst you look at the magic sponges Sharon?

Sharon is a machete. As is Betty.

Snapped and confetti sharted?

Only a real masochist can handle the humiliation of sirs t-rexing in the supermarket.

Snapped and farted is over. NO.