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I'm a masochistic submissive and live with my sadistic Sir. AMA

494 replies

RopeBunny · 09/10/2019 18:26

As above really.

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EmpressLesbianInChair · 13/10/2019 13:22

Dammit I want an inner David Niven

I bet Datun would share hers if you asked nicely.

ThighThighOfthigh · 13/10/2019 14:57

I wonder if that's why I'm fat? I have David Niven inside me, in a bad way.

Datun · 13/10/2019 19:36

I wonder if that's why I'm fat? I have David Niven inside me, in a bad way.

I'm no expert, but is there a bad way?

RufusthebewiIderedreindeer · 13/10/2019 19:38

Much as I love the sarcastic women of FWR there is no one can take the piss like the Thisters! I adorable you all

Fact

Datun · 13/10/2019 19:43

It's because they officially don't give a fuck. And have buckets full of cocks. What's not to like?

RufusthebewiIderedreindeer · 13/10/2019 19:46

Its the speed

I think of something funny and when i look at the thread im like ‘where the fuck did my opportunity go’

RufusthebewiIderedreindeer · 13/10/2019 19:47

Its 10 pages away...

Thats how quick!

Wombleish · 13/10/2019 19:50

Datun, for a start, David Niven has been dead for a long time, so that's fairly bad. Having a rotten corpse inside her probs explains a lot about our beloved despotic Emperor, mind. We prefer corpses to be as fresh as possible in Thighland, we can get more money for their organs.

Wombleish · 13/10/2019 19:51

Hello Rufus, are going to pop in for a cuppa soon? I can almost guarantee it won't be piss.

Datun · 13/10/2019 19:56

Wombleish

Ah, I see the problem. Cocks have no bones. So the longer the decomposing, the worse it gets?

Do you want DH's cock - and all his other useless organs. I'm more than happy to murder him on your behalf. I'm dead altruistic, me.

TheLidoOfThighs · 13/10/2019 20:05

It would explain your bowels Thigh.

DanglyTasselsOfThigh · 13/10/2019 20:11

Datun that's a super kind offer that we simply cannot refuse! Could you just pop your dh in this bucket please as soon as you've taken him out?

TheLidoOfThighs · 13/10/2019 20:13

She might need Betty to get him into manageable pieces?

DanglyTasselsOfThigh · 13/10/2019 20:15

Good point Thigh, I'll give Betty the machete a good sharpen and lend her to Datun

EmpressLesbianInChair · 13/10/2019 20:18

This thread has gone from BDSM to snuff movies Confused

RufusthebewiIderedreindeer · 13/10/2019 20:34

womblish

See its not the potentially pissy tea I’m afraid of

Its what you are stirring it with 😳

EmpressLesbianInChair · 13/10/2019 20:38

It's what you are stirring it with

Or who?

RufusthebewiIderedreindeer · 13/10/2019 20:38

Exactly empress exactly Sad

RufusthebewiIderedreindeer · 13/10/2019 20:40

It’ll be datuns other half

Literally

HairyDogsOfThigh · 13/10/2019 20:58

That's why we strain the tea in Thighland.

ThighThighOfthigh · 13/10/2019 21:00

We're just doing our bit, collecting for the needy.

EmpressLesbianInChair · 13/10/2019 21:02

We're just doing our bit, collecting for the needy.

So they can stir their own tea?

ThighThighOfthigh · 13/10/2019 21:02

My bowels have been playing up, now that I've realised it's due to having the decomposing corpse of a long dead quintessentially English actor inside me, i can relax.

ThighThighOfthigh · 13/10/2019 21:03

Empress we have a cat cock if you are eschewing the human member.

EmpressLesbianInChair · 13/10/2019 21:07

Er....

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