I'm a masochistic submissive and live with my sadistic Sir. AMA

[RopeBunny]

As above really.

Dammit I want an inner David Niven

I bet Datun would share hers if you asked nicely.

I wonder if that's why I'm fat? I have David Niven inside me, in a bad way.

I wonder if that's why I'm fat? I have David Niven inside me, in a bad way.

I'm no expert, but is there a bad way?

Much as I love the sarcastic women of FWR there is no one can take the piss like the Thisters! I adorable you all

Fact

It's because they officially don't give a fuck. And have buckets full of cocks. What's not to like?

Its the speed

I think of something funny and when i look at the thread im like ‘where the fuck did my opportunity go’

Its 10 pages away...

Thats how quick!

Datun, for a start, David Niven has been dead for a long time, so that's fairly bad. Having a rotten corpse inside her probs explains a lot about our beloved despotic Emperor, mind. We prefer corpses to be as fresh as possible in Thighland, we can get more money for their organs.

Hello Rufus, are going to pop in for a cuppa soon? I can almost guarantee it won't be piss.

Wombleish

Ah, I see the problem. Cocks have no bones. So the longer the decomposing, the worse it gets?

Do you want DH's cock - and all his other useless organs. I'm more than happy to murder him on your behalf. I'm dead altruistic, me.

It would explain your bowels Thigh.

Datun that's a super kind offer that we simply cannot refuse! Could you just pop your dh in this bucket please as soon as you've taken him out?

She might need Betty to get him into manageable pieces?

Good point Thigh, I'll give Betty the machete a good sharpen and lend her to Datun

This thread has gone from BDSM to snuff movies

womblish

See its not the potentially pissy tea I’m afraid of

Its what you are stirring it with 😳

It's what you are stirring it with

Or who?

Exactly empress exactly

It’ll be datuns other half

Literally

That's why we strain the tea in Thighland.

We're just doing our bit, collecting for the needy.

We're just doing our bit, collecting for the needy.

So they can stir their own tea?

My bowels have been playing up, now that I've realised it's due to having the decomposing corpse of a long dead quintessentially English actor inside me, i can relax.

Empress we have a cat cock if you are eschewing the human member.

Er....