I'm a masochistic submissive and live with my sadistic Sir. AMA

[RopeBunny]

As above really.

Do you like Pringles?

"Forrest Gimp"

Oh. My. Word.
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barearsedloverofthigh

A spiffing deal, and Cuntingdon Castle sounds idyllic. But I’ll only move in if there’s a goat in a boat on the moat. I haz standards, yeah?

I saw a goat standing in the back of a truck outside a bar on my way home from work today

Returns to rolling up my Woman’s Weekly for future use. Send Barry my love. Best Regards Freda x

Consharti - dream big.

Claudia we have a lot of animals, plus some prisoners.

Where can I find a masochist who does housework for no pay or thanks. My punishment would be no sex and to occasionally scream "dust harder you lazy cunt". Actually, that's just child rearing isn't it?

Claudia we do! We have a goat in a boat on our moat wearing a sequinned coat. Unfortunately our goat has bloat from eating too much oat goat and our magic frog died cause of thisters but we have the ways and means of securing whatever animal you'd like. I have nits if that helps? And i'm pretty sure at least one of the thisters has crabs.

I don't have crabs! It's scabies, cheek of it.

Bare, I keep telling you, that frog was poorly anyway. And frogs love being licked all over multiple times a day

I will bring my outbreak of lobsters (I shagged someone posh).
I’m also packing up my harvestmn (along with the bathtub he lives in), several cute spiders and a couple of dozy wasps.

I wonder if OP is still alive? Talk to us!

Claudia have you shagged anyone whose name begins with a Z? We've completed the rest of the shag thalphabet. Well I did, they just watched.

How wonderful Claudia! You'll not regret it. We are exceptionally welcoming to visitors who bring their own bath. We thisters prefer an invigorating dip in the moat, but with all the dead frogs floating around in there and Lido's very suspect bath 'bombs', i'm sure you'll not mind us all squeezing in there with you. A harvest man you say? We do a bit of harvesting ourselves but nothing for you to worry about..... just yet.

With huge respect and pride in our accomplished Themperor.

The Ladies of Thighland improve upon every thread in which they converse. All Hail Thigh!

I AM THIGH

I AM THE EMPEROR

We call it reverse improvement.

Visiting a thread near you.

I do think Reg deserves some shag alphabet credit, Thigh, although she may have been rather hazy on some of the names.

Will the goat cause a security issue? We don’t want him ferrying undesirables across.

Lido Reg offered her shag as blank tiles - you, of all people, know my stance on accuracy.

Besides, what kind of person corrects an adult, unbidden, on an i-chat forum

If I may interject - my guess is a masochist submissive, Thigh.

Themy are you sure? A submissive wouldn't challenge me surely?

An absolute cunt, Thigh I wonder if these i-chat fora will catch on.

Claudia please rush over to Thighland poste-haste! You will be provided with any animal you desire and enough piss to wash you clothes in for a year!

Oh and I have the pox!

Who can tell Lido you never know what people think when lying in a bath of piss photographing their cats.