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I'm a masochistic submissive and live with my sadistic Sir. AMA

494 replies

RopeBunny · 09/10/2019 18:26

As above really.

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ThighThighOfthigh · 14/10/2019 19:28

Inebriati i think the correct answer might be - accept that my boss may know something i don't. I've honestly never figured it out.

Inebriati · 14/10/2019 19:35

It sounds like one of those smart arse questions they ask just to see what sort of answer you give.

Thatagain A magic sponge is a sponge that you rub on dirt, and the dirt transfers itself to the sponge as if by magic.

ThighThighOfthigh · 14/10/2019 19:48

Well, I've been fuming for 27 years now, i hope they're happy.

EmpressLesbianInChair · 14/10/2019 21:37

Googled. Apparently you’re meant to explain how you’d never correct the boss normally but if you absolutely have to, you do it quietly & apologetically in private. With evidence of how you’re right & they’re wrong.

Do your followers correct you quietly & apologetically in private, Thigh?

ThighThighOfthigh · 14/10/2019 21:47

Empress they do it in Thighland, not out here. They don't PM me about it they generally say things like "there, there" and tell me to lie down. Sometimes they ignore me.

EmpressLesbianInChair · 14/10/2019 21:53

I’ve just been reading the Ikea thread. Can I suggest that you don’t let them fuck ducks up the arse any more? Do it to the drakes instead. Drakes are right bastards.

ThighThighOfthigh · 14/10/2019 22:03

We'll fuck the drakes up the duck cock.

EmpressLesbianInChair · 14/10/2019 22:14
Grin
TinselAngel · 14/10/2019 22:18

Is it ducks that have corkscrew fannies or drakes that have corkscrew willies? I forget.

ThighThighOfthigh · 14/10/2019 23:24

Tonsil I've never claimed to be a graduate of duck school.

TinselAngel · 14/10/2019 23:43

This is pub quiz level knowledge though Thigh.

barearsedloverofthigh · 14/10/2019 23:50

I think you'll find it's the drakes have the cork screw willies and the ducks have fannies made of cork.

TinselAngel · 14/10/2019 23:58

the ducks have fannies made of cork.

That explains why they float.

barearsedloverofthigh · 15/10/2019 00:01
Grin
EmpressLesbianInChair · 15/10/2019 06:57

Drakes have corkscrew cocks.
Duck fanjos corkscrew in the opposite direction and have traps to catch the sperm before it gets anywhere.

TinselAngel · 15/10/2019 07:41

Helps when you're shagging in a river I suppose.

DanglyTasselsOfThigh · 15/10/2019 07:54

So I leave for five minutes and we're all rampantly shagging ducks!

Is it enjoyable? Are ducks good in bed?

LadyCarolinePooterVonThigh · 15/10/2019 08:01

It's an embarrassing misunderstanding, dangly. It's actually "hook a duck".

It's so easy to invent a new fetish by accident!

ThighThighOfthigh · 15/10/2019 08:57

Lads, lads...stop fucking the ducks. It's Tuesday.

EmpressLesbianInChair · 15/10/2019 09:07

Lads, lads...stop fucking the ducks. It's Tuesday

So what do Thighs do on Tuesdays?

ThighThighOfthigh · 15/10/2019 09:10

Empress it's too early in the week for duck fucking, they'll get sick. There'll be tears before bedtime and muggins here will have to nurse them.

RufusthebewiIderedreindeer · 15/10/2019 09:42

Im not the duck fucker
I’m the duck fuckers son
And im only fucking ducks
Til the duck fucker comes

DanglyTasselsOfThigh · 15/10/2019 12:24

Hey good thoem Rufus, you are spitting some hot fire!

Wombleish · 15/10/2019 12:25

Bloody brilliant!

barearsedloverofthigh · 15/10/2019 13:33

I've baked a cake for all the 'Sirs' out there. Hope it's dirty enough for you. I made it with vom n poo crumbs.

I'm a masochistic submissive and live with my sadistic Sir. AMA
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