I'm a masochistic submissive and live with my sadistic Sir. AMA

[RopeBunny]

As above really.

Inebriati i think the correct answer might be - accept that my boss may know something i don't. I've honestly never figured it out.

It sounds like one of those smart arse questions they ask just to see what sort of answer you give.

Thatagain A magic sponge is a sponge that you rub on dirt, and the dirt transfers itself to the sponge as if by magic.

Well, I've been fuming for 27 years now, i hope they're happy.

Googled. Apparently you’re meant to explain how you’d never correct the boss normally but if you absolutely have to, you do it quietly & apologetically in private. With evidence of how you’re right & they’re wrong.

Do your followers correct you quietly & apologetically in private, Thigh?

Empress they do it in Thighland, not out here. They don't PM me about it they generally say things like "there, there" and tell me to lie down. Sometimes they ignore me.

I’ve just been reading the Ikea thread. Can I suggest that you don’t let them fuck ducks up the arse any more? Do it to the drakes instead. Drakes are right bastards.

We'll fuck the drakes up the duck cock.

Is it ducks that have corkscrew fannies or drakes that have corkscrew willies? I forget.

Tonsil I've never claimed to be a graduate of duck school.

This is pub quiz level knowledge though Thigh.

I think you'll find it's the drakes have the cork screw willies and the ducks have fannies made of cork.

the ducks have fannies made of cork.

That explains why they float.

Drakes have corkscrew cocks.
Duck fanjos corkscrew in the opposite direction and have traps to catch the sperm before it gets anywhere.

Helps when you're shagging in a river I suppose.

So I leave for five minutes and we're all rampantly shagging ducks!

Is it enjoyable? Are ducks good in bed?

It's an embarrassing misunderstanding, dangly. It's actually "hook a duck".

It's so easy to invent a new fetish by accident!

Lads, lads...stop fucking the ducks. It's Tuesday.

Lads, lads...stop fucking the ducks. It's Tuesday

So what do Thighs do on Tuesdays?

Empress it's too early in the week for duck fucking, they'll get sick. There'll be tears before bedtime and muggins here will have to nurse them.

Im not the duck fucker
I’m the duck fuckers son
And im only fucking ducks
Til the duck fucker comes

Hey good thoem Rufus, you are spitting some hot fire!

Bloody brilliant!

I've baked a cake for all the 'Sirs' out there. Hope it's dirty enough for you. I made it with vom n poo crumbs.