I'm a masochistic submissive and live with my sadistic Sir. AMA

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As above really.

DT a child's paddling pool would be an excellent piss-capture device. Probs not be a good idea to use it for a child afterwards, though.

Womble children are so histrionic these days "ooh mummy please can i have real water today"

So true, Thigh. There're children who would kill to bathe in lovely, warm piss.

Yes womble but the patriarchy knocks it out of them.

And it's really good for chilblains. Connection with urchins? Maybe.

The Little Matchgirl never used piss to keep warm. She had been de-skilled by Victorian Bourgeois Values. And now look.

People used to rub their chilblains with Flora if they had no axle grease to hand.

If ever I fell over Mum used to put butter on me. To slip me up the chimney more easily probably.

The Little Match Girl's story would be a lot different if she'd been taught to piss herself to warm up, Poots. Such a sad story, though

I know womble. Whenever I think of it I reach for a hanky and a warm cardi.

I love it when Thighland leaks. In any sense of the word.

Since this is an AMA may I ask where all the thigh ladies are from? A specific thread?

What a thread

We are from Thighland. ThighThighOfThigh you see, I am my own Handmaiden.

Womble you bastard! Get back in uniform, tsk.

You're welcome to visit us in Thighland, i can have one of my officers escort you.

Please bring an organ donation for the bucket, if you have any to spare.

Who would win in a fight between a T-Rex and a Diplodocus with a machine gun?

Trick question! Diplodocus lived 160+ million years ago and t-rex lived 64 million years ago.

They would've missed each other by ages.

Ok, i have a question. A million years ago i was being interviewed for a junior admin job. The interviewer said "what would you do if your boss wanted you to send out something you knew to be incorrect" i tried all the "tactfully double check with the boss" etc etc answers. But I've never figured out the correct HR answer.

The dinosaurs have access to machine guns so clearly they live in Jurassic Park.

What's a magic sponge? Anyway OP are you serious. If so that's funny.

The dinosaurs have access to machine guns so clearly they live in Jurassic Park.

A T-Rex would be hopeless with a machine gun, with those little stubby arms.

The interviewer said "what would you do if your boss wanted you to send out something you knew to be incorrect"

''Not sign my name to it'' works for me.