I'm a masochistic submissive and live with my sadistic Sir. AMA

[RopeBunny]

As above really.

(The sky that is, not the sticker)

Oh I see! Well yes we would need the dome to open up quite quickly for moments like that!

A TRA (trans rights activist) complained that when they ripped an Adult Human Female sticker down during the London pride march, it immediately started pouring.

You know, when the heavens themselves try to send you a message that what you're doing is bloody stupid maybe you should listen. That's Mother Nature going "oh ffs", that is.

Did they leave adhesive marks behind? That'd explain the rain, God hates that.

Isn't it ironic, don't you think.

An RFF discussion on a masochist's thread.

I do love the mental image of someone going around at Pride peeling stickers off things like some sort of odd compulsive tic.

Where's the OP, though? I wanted to hear more about what Sir's real name is and whether making his sub post threads that are obviously going to be mocked was part of how he expresses his sadism.

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Datun, can you do smiting?

Hmmm...I want to say yes? Can you do it sitting down?

Soz your bf's a satanist :(

Dear god, why has it taken me so long to open this thread?!!! Oh my aching sides!!!

Hmmm...I want to say yes? Can you do it sitting down?

Datun once you've worked your way through the modules in the curriculum and have your full skillz set in place, you can do it lying down in your sleep!

Otherwise I wouldn't be bothering! (Lazy)

I do love the mental image of someone going around at Pride peeling stickers off things like some sort of odd compulsive tic.

I happen to know that the route was literally decorated with feminist stickers. I’m sure those who prioritise the penis (and not for tea stirring purposes) would have found it rather annoying.

(I meant to say liberally decorated but literally works too).

Do you go to parties with a horse tail butt plug?

That line has a lovely meter to it. Almost meditative. It’s now stuck in my head though.

Does she wear the special cloppy shoes too? This I must know.

Soz 4 You're Stupidity

Returns to rolling up my Woman’s Weekly for future use. Send Barry my love. Best Regards Freda x
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Soz your hurt by menz

Question for the OP; Do you like being pissed on? Would you pay good money to be pissed on?

If answers are affirmative, please get yourself to Cuntington Castle asap for an appointment. Please also set up a recurring direct debit to our fundz department!

Please hurry, our piss supplies are running low due to Brexit but we are being assisted by the kind donations from FWR!

On porpoise.

I'm hungry Dangly hungry and sick.

Oh Thigh you know I'd would bring you food (without visiting) if I could without hesitation, but I live about 400 miles away!

You need a generous, benevolent stalker who loves you so much he puts a banquet on your doorstep every day!

Have you been showing your arse enough?

DT, the OP would need to be suspended over a container, so we can catch the piss. Don't want all that piss going to waste.

Oh yes Womble you're so right, waste not want not and all, we need it for the Brexit stash.

Hey I wonder if we should be asking people to piss on us instead?

I've know people in this life style

Omg, my sides, my sides