I'm a masochistic submissive and live with my sadistic Sir. AMA

[RopeBunny]

As above really.

Oh here you are. Why has Thigh eaten David Niven? I so enjoyed The Moon’s a Balloon. Can’t we eat someone less debonair?

Thigh, please don't relax too much, unless you are hovering over some plastic sheeting.

Where did the OP go? We'd best keep an eye on the news. "Sub locked in dungeon for posting on mumsnet, females take piss"

This is weird op @RopeBunny
Ummm have you been branded?
Do you have a tattoo?
Do you go to parties with a horse tail butt plug?

So you have a collar and/ lead?
Do you have dc? What do they think of your life style?

I think RopeBunny might be long gone, fruit.

Do you have to do everything that Sir says?
Does Sir hit or punish you?
Are you a perfect stepford wife to the outside world?

I know empress

I just know a thing or two about these kinds of relationships.

I just know a thing or two about these kinds of relationships

Brilliant. Then can you answer the point raised upthread, that a true masochist would have posted this in AIBU? Do you think that makes RopeBunny vanilla?

Datun is holy by the way, Thigh.

FWR aren't sure whether she's God or just the Pope, but either way if you ask her to bless the remains you'll probably get better tea.

I didn't realise Datun was holy. That's interesting as we have Santa Danglia who is an expert on blessings. She's currently revising for her O Levels in smiting and weather control. She has a module based curriculum.

She gets distracted by her prisoners' welfare position. We're going to medicate her.

I didn't realise Datun was holy.

Oh yes. I'm very holy. My divinity is the most interesting thing about me. (Apart from my affair with David Niven).

Is the fact that David Niven is decomposing inside me off putting?

Is the fact that David Niven is decomposing inside me off putting?

Not to me ❤️. I can't vouch for him though.

@Datun one of us, one of us...

Cat! where's your Bastard? Do you have any fat pics?

Were you just being susurrus there Cat?

Okay...so admitting you are into kink is a no-no on MN. Gotcha.

No, doing an AMA and not engaging AT ALL gets a pisstaking.

You should get on FWR muna. The mere mention of an unusual sexual practice and the place is stiff with 'em. So to speak.

You should get on FWR muna. The mere mention of an unusual sexual practice and the place is stiff with 'em. So to speak.

I’ve just laughed loudly in a tube carriage thanks to that, & everyone else stared at me.

Santa Danglia of Tassels at you service!

BOOM CLAP BANG ⚡️⚡️⚡️🌧⛈

Shit! Sorry everyone I was just trying a little smite to stun Ryan Phillipe to get him more easily into the cage but sadly all I achieved was to make it rain!

Datun, can you do smiting?

We’ve got rain covered. We have it on good authority that every time someone messes with an Adult Human Female sticker, they get rained on.

Empress pissed on?

Empress I seem to be making it rain ok but am having some difficulty making it not rain!

I'm working on s weather proof dome, rather like The Eden Project' but invisible!

It would need a remote control to pull it back for when we do want it to rain though! Otherwise we'll have to water the plants with piss!

No, not piss.
A TRA (trans rights activist) complained that when they ripped an Adult Human Female sticker down during the London pride march, it immediately started pouring.