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IamThereforeIdontIdentify Tue 12-Feb-19 09:11:14

I just came across this. Posted by a feminist friend as a prime example of douchebags out there. However, his vaginal specification was rather striking. Is this a new way of referring to women? Never heard of it before. Not sure I ever want to again. I pity any woman who sleeps with a man who compares vaginas to bellybuttons...

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ChariotsofFish Tue 12-Feb-19 09:14:53

I bet he’s been flooded with offers.

ItchySeveredFoot Tue 12-Feb-19 09:18:18

I have a similar list for potential partners. It says "Not that guy". What a twat.

ClaraMatilda Tue 12-Feb-19 09:21:10

Surely every woman's vagina is on the inside?

Not only is he an arsehole, he's an arsehole who doesn't understand basic biology.

(Is it wrong that I'm slightly relieved that my first thought on seeing the thread title was wrong and that there aren't really individuals out there calling their penises 'outie vaginas' wink )

OnTheDarkSideOfTheSpoon Tue 12-Feb-19 09:24:32

I also thought it was setting up an innie/outie binary (vaginas/penises) so to see some good old fashioned arseholery made me feel relieved too!

Notevenmyrealname Tue 12-Feb-19 09:26:05

What a catch

AssassinatedBeauty Tue 12-Feb-19 09:27:33

I have no idea what he means by that. I was distracted by his casual racism and his blatant misogyny, and his bizarrely specific list of requirements. A 4kg weight range?! Weirdo.

Haworthia Tue 12-Feb-19 09:27:50

Ohh, he means the porn ideal “no visible labia” doesn’t be?

AncientLights Tue 12-Feb-19 09:28:19

He doesn't want much then.

ErrolTheDragon Tue 12-Feb-19 09:28:34

* Surely every woman's vagina is on the inside?*

Maybe not in the case of a bad prolapse? but somehow I doubt that would have occurred to an incredibly crass, self-centred bloke touting for a 19-23yo.
Who the heck uses the term 'halfcast' in the 21st C? Urgh.

NoraEphronsneck Tue 12-Feb-19 09:30:41

I feel like it's been written by an ex-girlfriend to warn others of what a twat he is.

Njordsgrrrl Tue 12-Feb-19 09:30:43

He does, the fuckwit. I'd quite like to outsource mine tbh. Leave it at home while I go to work and get paid more, go for a run at night etc..

ILoveCrunchyAutumnLeaves Tue 12-Feb-19 09:30:44

I think this pic is an outie, what a grade A arsehole, I pity anyone who ends up with him grin

Iamnotacerealkiller Tue 12-Feb-19 09:31:17

WTAF with this post?? The bizarre 'innie' comment is the least of it in my opinion. Hey mate, these are supposed to be 'innie' thoughts, you aren't supposed to say them out loud for the world to hear, there are other people there!

FFS 'bratty'! FFS 'something exotic'!!!!! FFS!!!

WTFIsAGleepglorp Tue 12-Feb-19 09:34:01

Is he looking for a woman and not a trans woman?

You know, those with 'outie' vaginas?

silkpyjamasallday Tue 12-Feb-19 09:35:54

Well with a list like that I think he is going to struggle to find anyone, let's be thankful he won't be propagating his genes.

BernardBlacksWineIcelolly Tue 12-Feb-19 09:36:44

Ok, who’s moving to Canberra to be with this guy?

Seems like a great move

<checks and plane tickets >

OMGithurts Tue 12-Feb-19 09:38:52

Yeah, he wants a sex doll.

JaxintheBlue Tue 12-Feb-19 09:39:11

Basically... he wants a doll.
‘Innie’ vagina I think maybe is the icing on the cake of something that seems saturated in every ism that exists .... I can’t believe the term ‘halfcaste’ is written too ... -shudders-

QuintadiMalago Tue 12-Feb-19 09:39:36

I'd definitely like to hit him up. My version of it though, with a shovel

BernardBlacksWineIcelolly Tue 12-Feb-19 09:40:51

Isn’t it a relief to be able to call a misogynist a misogynist?

pineapplebryanbrown Tue 12-Feb-19 09:43:06

I think he thinks he's being witty, but he still can't spell. I think i find it strangely comforting that he can't spell halfcast.

pineapplebryanbrown Tue 12-Feb-19 09:45:31

The photo of the sandwich frightened the bejesus out of me until I put my glasses on.

Whatsnewpussyhat Tue 12-Feb-19 09:46:27

So he basically want a young, small, inexperienced women who he can intimidate, gaslight and control.

What a catch.

AnotherBewilderedQuoll Tue 12-Feb-19 09:51:11

Oh...Canberra. He's just got it all, hasn't he?

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