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"innie vagina"

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IamThereforeIdontIdentify · 12/02/2019 09:11

I just came across this. Posted by a feminist friend as a prime example of douchebags out there. However, his vaginal specification was rather striking. Is this a new way of referring to women? Never heard of it before. Not sure I ever want to again. I pity any woman who sleeps with a man who compares vaginas to bellybuttons...

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Threewheeler1 · 12/02/2019 13:30

Oh my god. Hallelujah.
Stand back you lot, I'm claiming my prize.

Actually, never mind, I don't meet the very reasonable criteria specified by this delightful specimen Sad

That's the strangest/grimmest/saddest thing I've seen in a while, and I spend lots of time disappearing down strange/sad/grim internet wormholes...

PrismGuile · 12/02/2019 13:35

Been hearing the innie vs outie vagina debate since I was at least 12 (2007) so no it's not new

Threewheeler1 · 12/02/2019 13:36

And I don't have a 'reasonably modern car' but I do have a sandwich toaster and an old soda stream, will that do?

Calloway · 12/02/2019 13:37

My innie vagina gets so wet when I see postings by racist and misogynistic fuckwads who use snapchat filters to disguise their ugly mugs.

PerverseConverse · 12/02/2019 13:41

I've just booked my ticket to Canberra! My innie vagina is wet with anticipation.

Njordsgrrrl · 12/02/2019 13:50

My DD first saw that ham baguette photo aged about fourteen 😕 (monitored Facebook) and was shaving as soon as. Sad. It did not even occur to her there was any other option.

Gingerkittykat · 12/02/2019 15:06

What a catch!

As well as making me question what an innie vagina is I am wondering what he plans to be doing on his weekends away that he wants his young girlfriends to not get bratty about?

What is a skinny fat girl? Does that mean someone who is skinny but hasn't worked out enough to have a 6 pack?

Maybe hitting up some poor 19-23 year old with the perfect vagina.

RogersVideo · 12/02/2019 15:09

It reads like satire to me tbh, due to the ridiculous requirements and silly photo.

BreakfastAtSquiffanys · 12/02/2019 15:13

In reply...
I'm looking for a decent bloke who's not a dick.
So you're excluded mate.

(shame, I really really wanted to move to Canberra)

Vixxxy · 12/02/2019 15:18

Knobhead.

whereisthepostman · 12/02/2019 15:22

Surely this has to be a joke? He wants a 7 stone woman? Do they even exist Confused

Calloway · 12/02/2019 15:23

If you think that guy is a twat have a look at this Twitter thread. It's a FUCKING TREAT. Grin

twitter.com/wwwdotyoutube/status/1094006254735892486

Sjofn · 12/02/2019 15:24

The guy is a twat (no pun intended) but you can have that sort of labia and be a woman and have had DC.

pineapplebryanbrown · 12/02/2019 15:26

I have a reasonably modern car! Is anything else negotiable? I hope so or I'll miss out Confused

EntirelyAnonymised · 12/02/2019 15:45

postman, of course they do. He wants a woman who is no taller than 5’1”. 7st is a BMI of 18.5 (normal) for a 5’1” woman.

EntirelyAnonymised · 12/02/2019 15:47

He’s a dick but let’s not start ‘skinnyshaming’ women for being within their healthy weight range for their height.

Njordsgrrrl · 12/02/2019 16:33

Calloway OMG 😲

Aaaahfuck · 12/02/2019 16:35

Wowz

Threewheeler1 · 12/02/2019 16:38

Calloway
What just happened? It can't be real!!!!!
The personal chef, houses, cars, fast food, eyebrows, facial hair and sex talk Envy! And then the shitting in ex wife's sink...
The comments are absolutely priceless Grin

Upthepong · 12/02/2019 16:42

And HIS selling points are what?!

AndhowcouldIeverrefuse · 12/02/2019 16:45

LOL Grin what a tool

WhoGivesADamnForAFlakeyBandit · 12/02/2019 16:49

But but but but his beard? His eyebrows? WHERE ARE HIS EARS?????

And his personal chef = definitely his mum

Calloway · 12/02/2019 16:53

I know, it's fucked up! Grin

But I think he's real and I can't look away.

Hold yourselves back. He gets at least one Amazon delivery a week and he's fucked everyone in the porn industry he's wanted to.

Yep.

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Calloway · 12/02/2019 16:53

And yes, where the fuck are his ears?!

ErrolTheDragon · 12/02/2019 16:56

'Think that's enough for now, don't you?'

Couldn't agree more.