"innie vagina"

[IamThereforeIdontIdentify]

I just came across this. Posted by a feminist friend as a prime example of douchebags out there. However, his vaginal specification was rather striking. Is this a new way of referring to women? Never heard of it before. Not sure I ever want to again. I pity any woman who sleeps with a man who compares vaginas to bellybuttons...

[Threewheeler1]

Oh my god. Hallelujah.
Stand back you lot, I'm claiming my prize.

Actually, never mind, I don't meet the very reasonable criteria specified by this delightful specimen

That's the strangest/grimmest/saddest thing I've seen in a while, and I spend lots of time disappearing down strange/sad/grim internet wormholes...

[PrismGuile]

Been hearing the innie vs outie vagina debate since I was at least 12 (2007) so no it's not new

[Threewheeler1]

And I don't have a 'reasonably modern car' but I do have a sandwich toaster and an old soda stream, will that do?

[Calloway]

My innie vagina gets so wet when I see postings by racist and misogynistic fuckwads who use snapchat filters to disguise their ugly mugs.

[PerverseConverse]

I've just booked my ticket to Canberra! My innie vagina is wet with anticipation.

[Njordsgrrrl]

My DD first saw that ham baguette photo aged about fourteen 😕 (monitored Facebook) and was shaving as soon as. Sad. It did not even occur to her there was any other option.

[Gingerkittykat]

What a catch!

As well as making me question what an innie vagina is I am wondering what he plans to be doing on his weekends away that he wants his young girlfriends to not get bratty about?

What is a skinny fat girl? Does that mean someone who is skinny but hasn't worked out enough to have a 6 pack?

Maybe hitting up some poor 19-23 year old with the perfect vagina.

[RogersVideo]

It reads like satire to me tbh, due to the ridiculous requirements and silly photo.

[BreakfastAtSquiffanys]

In reply...
I'm looking for a decent bloke who's not a dick.
So you're excluded mate.

(shame, I really really wanted to move to Canberra)

[Vixxxy]

Knobhead.

[whereisthepostman]

Surely this has to be a joke? He wants a 7 stone woman? Do they even exist

[Calloway]

If you think that guy is a twat have a look at this Twitter thread. It's a FUCKING TREAT.

twitter.com/wwwdotyoutube/status/1094006254735892486

[Sjofn]

The guy is a twat (no pun intended) but you can have that sort of labia and be a woman and have had DC.

[pineapplebryanbrown]

I have a reasonably modern car! Is anything else negotiable? I hope so or I'll miss out

[EntirelyAnonymised]

postman, of course they do. He wants a woman who is no taller than 5’1”. 7st is a BMI of 18.5 (normal) for a 5’1” woman.

[EntirelyAnonymised]

He’s a dick but let’s not start ‘skinnyshaming’ women for being within their healthy weight range for their height.

[Njordsgrrrl]

Calloway OMG 😲

[Aaaahfuck]

Wowz

[Threewheeler1]

Calloway
What just happened? It can't be real!!!!!
The personal chef, houses, cars, fast food, eyebrows, facial hair and sex talk ! And then the shitting in ex wife's sink...
The comments are absolutely priceless

[Upthepong]

And HIS selling points are what?!

[AndhowcouldIeverrefuse]

LOL what a tool

[WhoGivesADamnForAFlakeyBandit]

But but but but his beard? His eyebrows? WHERE ARE HIS EARS?????

And his personal chef = definitely his mum

[Calloway]

I know, it's fucked up!

But I think he's real and I can't look away.

Hold yourselves back. He gets at least one Amazon delivery a week and he's fucked everyone in the porn industry he's wanted to.

Yep.

[Calloway]

And yes, where the fuck are his ears?!

[ErrolTheDragon]

'Think that's enough for now, don't you?'

Couldn't agree more.