"innie vagina"

[IamThereforeIdontIdentify]

I just came across this. Posted by a feminist friend as a prime example of douchebags out there. However, his vaginal specification was rather striking. Is this a new way of referring to women? Never heard of it before. Not sure I ever want to again. I pity any woman who sleeps with a man who compares vaginas to bellybuttons...

[Calloway]

The line "hate cigarette, fake eyelashes (he seems cool with fake eyebrows) fake tits and anyone who's stingy with cheese on my food in general" is a classic. Maybe the reason he doesn't like fake tits and eyelashes is because he thinks they predispose you to being stingy with cheese?



His private chef is never stingy with cheese.

[RockyFlintstone]

I think it's a piss take.

As an aside, surely if you have an 'outie' vagina you have pretty serious problems don't you?!

[kalinkafoxtrot45]

He looks like a very well fed but aging Ming the Merciless.

[EntirelyAnonymised]

I’m now lost in the grotesque rabbit hole.

On the dating thing it says he is 35. On this pic from last spring, he says ‘not bad for almost 50’...


I need to stop scrolling through this stuff now. I’ll have nightmares. It was bad when he was mid 30’s, that he is in his late40’s/early50’s and still trapped in this arrested development.

[EntirelyAnonymised]

Kalinka he so does.

[EntirelyAnonymised]

alaric, only if you care about bagging a charmer like the bloke in the OP.

[pineapplebryanbrown]

There's a t-shirt with him on it!

www.instagram.com/p/BtxFV7pHqde/?hl=en

[NotANotMan]

Hey don't hate on innie vaginas! I have one and she's very nice and normal and not a porn star or pre teen vulva at all.

But this guy is fucking gross.

[Calloway]

We all have innie vaginas. Unless some people carry theirs around in a Lidl bag.

[PenguindreamsofDraco]

There are two different people here aren't there? Cheese guzzling MAGA man and innie outie shake it all aboutie person from Canberra?

[Beansonapost]

I hope he learns to bend right the way over forward... because unless he learns to suck his own dick that's the only action he'll ever get...

At least I hope so...

[BettyDuMonde]

I think his eyebrows are ‘stunning’ and ‘brave’.

I cannot come up with any healthy, non-abusive reasons for why a 20 stone plus man would specifically want a 7 stone girlfriend.

[Sproutsandall]

These are two different men, aren’t they? The Canberra douchebag is not the Ming douchebag.

[TowelNumber42]

It so reminds me of this.

[TowelNumber42]

If you want more go to Reddit and r/niceguys. It is hilariously horrific. I apologise in advance to anyone who loses several evenings to it.

[IfNotNowThenWhy]

Yy it's two different ones. Just think..TWO men who are this much of a catch!

[sagradafamiliar]

Entirely ohh I thought that was a different creature to the one in the OP. It makes me want to weep if it's true and not a sick joke or social experiment because whichever woman puts herself forward is clearly going to have the lowest self esteem ever and will be ideal prey.

[LuciferChantelle]

Y’all know this is a troll post right?? 😂😂 from a troll/banter group. Talk about looking pathetic lmaooo

[NothingOnTellyAgain]

Y'all

???

[Calloway]

Talk about looking pathetic lmaooo

You or him?

[thesnapandfartisinfallible]

Well I would but my list includes Not a cunt so I'll have to pass.

[LuciferChantelle]

Everyone on this post that is taking it literal ffs makes y’all look like idiots. ITS FROM A TROLL/BANTER GROUP LMAOOOO

[LuciferChantelle]

This Nick dude ain’t even the dude from the OP lmaooo

[PlumPorter]

This Nick dude ain’t even the dude from the OP lmaooo

I think people get that...

And what's with all the lmaooo? Are you 12?