"innie vagina"

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I just came across this. Posted by a feminist friend as a prime example of douchebags out there. However, his vaginal specification was rather striking. Is this a new way of referring to women? Never heard of it before. Not sure I ever want to again. I pity any woman who sleeps with a man who compares vaginas to bellybuttons...

The line "hate cigarette, fake eyelashes (he seems cool with fake eyebrows) fake tits and anyone who's stingy with cheese on my food in general" is a classic. Maybe the reason he doesn't like fake tits and eyelashes is because he thinks they predispose you to being stingy with cheese?

His private chef is never stingy with cheese.

I think it's a piss take.

As an aside, surely if you have an 'outie' vagina you have pretty serious problems don't you?!

He looks like a very well fed but aging Ming the Merciless.

I’m now lost in the grotesque rabbit hole.

On the dating thing it says he is 35. On this pic from last spring, he says ‘not bad for almost 50’...

I need to stop scrolling through this stuff now. I’ll have nightmares. It was bad when he was mid 30’s, that he is in his late40’s/early50’s and still trapped in this arrested development.

Kalinka he so does.

alaric, only if you care about bagging a charmer like the bloke in the OP.

There's a t-shirt with him on it!

www.instagram.com/p/BtxFV7pHqde/?hl=en

Hey don't hate on innie vaginas! I have one and she's very nice and normal and not a porn star or pre teen vulva at all.

But this guy is fucking gross.

We all have innie vaginas. Unless some people carry theirs around in a Lidl bag.

There are two different people here aren't there? Cheese guzzling MAGA man and innie outie shake it all aboutie person from Canberra?

I hope he learns to bend right the way over forward... because unless he learns to suck his own dick that's the only action he'll ever get...

At least I hope so...

I think his eyebrows are ‘stunning’ and ‘brave’.

I cannot come up with any healthy, non-abusive reasons for why a 20 stone plus man would specifically want a 7 stone girlfriend.

These are two different men, aren’t they? The Canberra douchebag is not the Ming douchebag.

It so reminds me of this.

If you want more go to Reddit and r/niceguys. It is hilariously horrific. I apologise in advance to anyone who loses several evenings to it.

Yy it's two different ones. Just think..TWO men who are this much of a catch!

Entirely ohh I thought that was a different creature to the one in the OP. It makes me want to weep if it's true and not a sick joke or social experiment because whichever woman puts herself forward is clearly going to have the lowest self esteem ever and will be ideal prey.

Y’all know this is a troll post right?? 😂😂 from a troll/banter group. Talk about looking pathetic lmaooo

Y'all

???

Talk about looking pathetic lmaooo

You or him?

Well I would but my list includes Not a cunt so I'll have to pass.

Everyone on this post that is taking it literal ffs makes y’all look like idiots. ITS FROM A TROLL/BANTER GROUP LMAOOOO

This Nick dude ain’t even the dude from the OP lmaooo

This Nick dude ain’t even the dude from the OP lmaooo

I think people get that...

And what's with all the lmaooo? Are you 12?