"innie vagina"

[IamThereforeIdontIdentify]

I just came across this. Posted by a feminist friend as a prime example of douchebags out there. However, his vaginal specification was rather striking. Is this a new way of referring to women? Never heard of it before. Not sure I ever want to again. I pity any woman who sleeps with a man who compares vaginas to bellybuttons...

[TimeLady]

I think we can all see why he's single at 35.

[BettyDuMonde]

The only way he will find a partner who fits all his specifications is via custom order at realdoll.com.

[ErrolTheDragon]

I suspect he wouldn't like it one little bit if a cool young woman rocked up who actually did have the characteristics described in the last para. GSOH, happy to start arguments over something not nothing, and not insecure.... he'd be toast.

[HumansCannotEverChangeSex]

We all have preferences, fair enough but ffs you don’t put them in an ad for a woman. And one for a woman to move to be with him, he is clearly delusional. I mentioned the innie vagina to my partner who instantly thinks the guy meant labia, still, how picky can you be about body parts like that? The labia helps control the direction of urine if I’m not mistaken, being larger or more visual on some women isn’t a problem.

[StrangeLookingParasite]

Canberra! Not a chance. And 'not complain if I don't come home all weekend'. He really does want a dolly.

[SpuriouserAndSpuriouser]

I clearly have too much time on my hands because I googled and found this:

www.yourtango.com/2017305921/find-out-if-you-have-innie-or-outtie-vagina

The gist of it is that an innie is where the inner lips are covered by the outer lips, and an outie is where the inner lips are longer than the outer lips. So essentially he wants a nice neat pornstar vulva on his plaything. Lovely.

[nettie434]

Laughing uncontrollably at the replies to this thread. On top of bowlofbabelfish’s amazing reply to the sex question, am feeling totally informed and entertained. Even an inanimate sex doll shouldn’t be expected to service chaps like that. I bet he also complains women are too demanding and fussy.

[IfNotNowThenWhy]

Cat ears? On a middle aged man? Hot.
The bit that made me lol the most was that he specified "reasonably modern car".

[Njordsgrrrl]

If sex dolls going to be made to fuck men like him - well if that doesn't start the robot revolution, nothing will!

[NotBadConsidering]

On a middle aged man?

He’s 35, steady on with calling 35 middle aged! I’m older than that and don’t think of myself as middle-aged..

The rest I agree with obviously.

[stillathing]

Rest assured his chances of procreation are minimal.

[PenguindreamsofDraco]

I assumed he's a transman from the photo/size requirements, & his request for an innie was to very transphobically signal that he did not want a penis on his woman. No one else think that?

[PerryPerryThePlatypus]

Give him a doll and evolution will take care of the rest.

[RomanticFatigue]

I think he's probably setting himself up to fail so he can continue with the women hating.

[EntirelyAnonymised]

He seems nice...

[Racecardriver]

A) wtf is an innie vagina?
B) hc is a massive racial slur in Australia so I’m a bit

[OrchidInTheSun]

I thought that too Penguins

[OlennasWimple]

Nope, no idea why they are single. It's a complete mystery

[EntirelyAnonymised]

racecar, it seems to be in relation to labia (innie/outie).

He’s an all round helmet but at least he’s made it abundantly clear on the profile, rather than painting himself as a nice guy and keeping all that bile, hatred and poison hidden, ready to ambush some poor young woman.

[EntirelyAnonymised]

Those filters feminise features (soften jawlines and widen eyes) so it could be a transman trying to disguise already softer features. Or it could just be some warped bloke (with a napoleon complex) wanting to appeal to younger females by turning himself into a cute cartoon character. Either way, it looks idiotic and goes against all the toxic shite he is spouting in the written profile.

[SophoclesTheFox]

Don’t this this chump should worry too much about a girlfriend starting arguments over nothing- I don’t think I’d ever run out of reasons to fight with such a complete trombone.

[EntirelyAnonymised]

sophocles

[OnTheFrow]

How is he not embarrassed by this?!

[Katvonfelttipeyebrows]

Eugh

[CuriousaboutSamphire]

I'm so glad I was born when I was. No social media to highlght the sheer, unadulterated wankeriness of some of the male of the species!

At least when you had to meet them you could spot the twat by his actions and walk away, never to have to put up with him again. Today you probably have swipe the twat whichver way it is every day or so!
Blech!