Sexual technics

(254 Posts)
EvansMr Sun 15-Jun-08 20:43:51

share your sexual secrets
I lay her on her back with me on my side and flick the bean while goin at it like a jack hammer
seems to work every time

is there any technics you would like to share?

notjustmom Sun 15-Jun-08 20:45:31

nice - lucky lady hmm

and technique is the word i think you want

noddyholder Sun 15-Jun-08 20:46:35

learn to spell and she will be eating out of your hand Had you there!

DKMA Sun 15-Jun-08 20:49:01

PMSL grin

TheTeaspoonLady Sun 15-Jun-08 20:50:27

sexual technics - is that a new variety of Lego?

Bless you for trying though.

On your way, young fella. grin

Carmenere Sun 15-Jun-08 20:52:36

I keep on thinking of sex to techno musichmm or sex with Technics productssmile

Good luck with that EvensMr

dizzydixies Sun 15-Jun-08 20:53:01

oh girls

play nice, he's obviously not old enough for a credit card for online porn or tall enough to reach the tall shelf

someone throw him something to keep him going till he gets a girlfriend grin

notjustmom Sun 15-Jun-08 20:54:37

i tell you what i really love

i love to suck it slowly, hungrily, devouring every mouthful.

and when the time cums, i cannot swallow it and drink it down quick enough

and then i bend right over slowly, hungry for the next one

nope, nothing like a box of chocolate fingers followed by a cuppa

dizzydixies Sun 15-Jun-08 20:55:11


policywonk Sun 15-Jun-08 20:57:24

ooh ooh give it to me

lackaDAISYcal Sun 15-Jun-08 20:58:36

This is my favourite.

It always makes me go Phwoar in a lewd and libidinous manner. It must be the reference to cherry or the batteries that are included that do it!

mankymummy Sun 15-Jun-08 21:01:01

sorry.. .technic-ality here grin but how can one be "going at it like a jack hammer" if you are lying on your side and she is on her back?

i think either you have the biggest piece of equipment known to man or you have been shagging her thigh.

NJM, rofl grin

notjustmom Sun 15-Jun-08 21:01:54

<<snort>> shagging her thigh

dizzydixies Sun 15-Jun-08 21:03:02

manky - maybe it can go round corners?!?

DKMA Sun 15-Jun-08 21:03:12

Totally PMSL ROLF wetting myself at this thread grin

MaryAnnSingleton Sun 15-Jun-08 21:03:51

mankymummy- he probably has a power function extension wire

TheTeaspoonLady Sun 15-Jun-08 21:04:24

It is clearly a great 'sexual secret'.
Perhaps it's only physically possible in Neverland? grin

lackaDAISYcal Sun 15-Jun-08 21:04:35

maybe she is a "flexible" friend grin

notjustmom Sun 15-Jun-08 21:07:32

oh baby, you are making me so horny

policywonk Sun 15-Jun-08 21:08:49

I'm actually quite interested in this Lego Technics stuff now. Had never seen it before. Thanks, EvansMr!

mankymummy Sun 15-Jun-08 21:09:43

NJM... go round corners?

i think in actuality it would have to do a u turn IYKWIM... ie up and over and back down again. actually i think thats prob a 3 point turn.

one can only conclude that the "bean" he has been flicking has actually been the repeat button on his remote control.... wink

MarsLady Sun 15-Jun-08 21:10:28

I've got the right Bean haven't I?

DKMA Sun 15-Jun-08 21:11:44

Oh I've not laughed like this on MN for ages grin

notjustmom Sun 15-Jun-08 21:13:37

yes or pause button

evans mr - how does your partner respond to this flicking ?

come on, you have us interested now.

what other moves have you got ?

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