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HULKSMASHEVERYTHING Mon 02-Jul-18 18:42:03

ASK ME ANYTHING, PUNY HUMAN.

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Sanguin Mon 02-Jul-18 18:43:37

Who’s this?

HULKSMASHEVERYTHING Mon 02-Jul-18 18:50:29

HULK SMASH PUNY SANGUIN

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Yutes Mon 02-Jul-18 18:51:36

😂😂

Sanguin Mon 02-Jul-18 18:52:00

🤔

AsAProfessionalFekko Mon 02-Jul-18 18:53:21

How come your trousers don't burst?

Sanguin Mon 02-Jul-18 18:54:12

What’s the matter with you today? You were alright yesterday

SneakyGremlins Mon 02-Jul-18 18:54:14

Is your dick green?

<lowers tone>

LadyRochfordsHoickedGusset Mon 02-Jul-18 18:54:31

How do you contour with all that GREEN ?

HULKSMASHEVERYTHING Mon 02-Jul-18 18:54:50

HULK BUY LYCRA TROUSERS. SIZE XXXXXL

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GinaCarbonara Mon 02-Jul-18 18:55:05

But Hulk...
^
Why^ do you smash?

NotTakenUsername Mon 02-Jul-18 18:55:58

Have you considered a talking therapy? Have you ruled out any MH issues?

Sanguin Mon 02-Jul-18 18:58:27

Come back! You need to answer le questions!

HULKSMASHEVERYTHING Mon 02-Jul-18 19:00:51

PUNY SneakyGremlins

ALL OF HULK IS GREEN. LIGHTER GREEN UNDER STRETCHY TROUSERS.

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HULKSMASHEVERYTHING Mon 02-Jul-18 19:03:29

LadyRochfordsHoickedGusset

GOOD QUESTION PUNY HUMAN.

HULK VISIT NUMBER 7 COUNTER FOR COLOUR MATCHING. BUY RECOMMENDED SHADE FOR BASE, 2 SHADES DARKER FOR CONTOUR. APPLY WITH BRILLO PAD.

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LadyRochfordsHoickedGusset Mon 02-Jul-18 19:05:57

You're a worldly <swoons>

HULKSMASHEVERYTHING Mon 02-Jul-18 19:07:40

PUNY GinaCarbonara

HULK SMASHES CHEEKY FUCKER HUMANS LIKE REST OF MUMSNET

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HULKSMASHEVERYTHING Mon 02-Jul-18 19:12:16

Sanguin

HULK ALWAYS ANGRY. HULK SMASH.

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ComposeYourself Mon 02-Jul-18 19:29:28

grin weirdly you sound like Cookie Monster in my head!

HULKSMASHEVERYTHING Mon 02-Jul-18 19:32:17

ComposeYourself

HULK MODELS HIMSELF IN COOKIE MONSTER. HULK SMASH 5 PACKETS MARYLAND COOKIES TODAY. HULK LIKES MASSIVE SUGAR RUSH.

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CaptainMarvelDanvers Mon 02-Jul-18 19:59:40

So who is truly the strongest Avenger, you or Thor?

HULKSMASHEVERYTHING Mon 02-Jul-18 20:33:59

CaptainMarvelDanvers

MIGHTY HULK SMASH PUNY THOR. HULK HAVE TO PRETEND THOR IS STRONGER IN MARVEL FILM BUT REALLY HULK COULD SMASH HIM WITH A GREGGS PASTY.

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MistressDeeCee Mon 02-Jul-18 20:43:55

How do you get into your shorts with that big bum and huge thighs?

HULKSMASHEVERYTHING Mon 02-Jul-18 20:49:34

PUNY MistressDeeCee

HULK USES HIS MASSIVE STRENGTH TO PULL UP TROUSERS. ALSO HAVE HIGH LYCRA CONTENT AND ELASTICASTED WAISTBAND.

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HULKSMASHEVERYTHING Mon 02-Jul-18 20:52:15

ALSO SMASH MistressDeeCee FOR CALLING HULK’S BUM BIG.

HULK HAS BEEN LOW CARBING FOR WEEKS. HULK BUM LIKE 2 WATERMELONS IN A TOTE BAG.

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