THINGS JK ROWLING HAS SHAMEFULLY REFUSED TO COMMENT ON

[RoyalCorgi]

There's been a spate of threads recently about things JK Rowling has shamefully failed to comment on. Wouldn't it be easier to put them all in a single thread?

I'll start.

JK Rowling has shamefully failed to comment on the Manchester City fraud scandal.

(looks around suspiciously for Lamplighters and Pavement Artists) (adjusts clothing to make sure face is almost completely hidden behind scarf and hat)*

Message Received and Understood. Probably. Over and Out.

*(more effectively than Dr Upton did outside SP's first tribunal)

Did not comment to wish my gay son happy birthday.
homophobic or what

I mean has she ever even stopped to think about the dramatic increase in price on Freddos?!? Her silence on the subject is deafening.

I got over enthusiastic at the garden centre and bought waaay too many bulbs which I now have to plant in the garden. And has she said anything to sympathise? - not a word!

She's not paid rent for living in TRAs' heads. Or offered to fund their eviction proceedings.

She hasn’t commented anything about my car being broke and will cost nearly a grand to fix.

No comment or sympathy or even flowers.

She is a monster,

I've been eaten alive all summer by nasty little flying biting things, and I still am, but has she said anything? No! Shocking!

Angle, you will have to pry my marmite out of my cold, dead hands.

Happy birthday Gay Son of Twinklewonderkins!

Now there's an epic superhero name if ever there was one -

Repent and quake, Homophobes, for I am
<clap of thunder>
⚡GAY SON OF TWINKLEWONDERKINS⚡
<more thunder>
[I wish I'd paid more attention to the 'bigly font' instructions....]

JKR's birthday wishes would be hollow and insincere anyway, so you're better off without them, GSOT🍾🎉🎈

edited for those random asterisks that JKR sprinkles posts with to make them look silly, or as if the poster was swearing..

The three way traffic lights on my way to work are very poorly programmed, but she doesn’t care one bit.

Harriet the Husky Rat [not mine alas, just a photo off the internet that I fell in love with😍] wishes to join your pet rat in his outrage - she hasn't heard from JKR either..
I mean, if JKR can't congratulate a rat on the silkiness of these beautiful whiskers, it's just proof that she has no soul.
If further proof were needed, obvs.

That can be arranged... <evil cackle>

(I need more cash. Glad took all I had...I'll be back)

She’s completely ignored that my son won a cross country race last week. So rude.

I've hurt my back and not heard a peep about it from Joanne 😞

I got new specs.
Nada!

What is a dinning room? Where can I get one, how much are they, what are they for? Does JK have one?

In the whosee-whatsit in the Quilting Nook?

Oh.

Oh dear.

So that’s how Kitty was able to afford all that shopping. And I thought she just went in the whosee-whatsit for a nap. Sorry @AsWithGlad & @AngleofRepose.

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If you have photos, I'd love to see them 😊

Just joining this thread again after a shit day at work and it seems that the supremely wealthy cigar smoking one has shamefully refused to comment on really important stuff affecting so many women. My day just got shittier - thanks for nothing Jo.

I’m sorry. I’ve always been a bit in awe of JKR but this is simply too much. She must be an utter heathen!

It's where we put all the TRA trolls so they can scream as much bigoted misogyny as they like without us having to actually listen to it. Triple soundproofed, obviously.

Especially to pay for things that another woman has received a bill for .... that's how it's supposed to work.

Only if his or her escape is somehow tied to the patriarchy! Otherwise, she's not responsible.

The major roadworks outside the local railway station should have been completed a week ago. But the road is still full of diggers and trenches. Has JKR found out what's going on? Has she fuck. The woman just doesn't care.

We have a very large tax bill, that we will have to pay by ourselves😭not to mention the car repairs.