The Bluestocking Women's Pub, in which we wait excitedly for the next instalment of Gosie's adventures. Gosie, Glass and the Gerbils' Dilemma.

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No comment.

I reacquainted myself with those at breakfast today - so far, so good!

Oh, dear.
What a shame.
Never mind.

A really nice juicy blackberry and apple would go down a treat with cream. Don't bother with a first course.

Would a bass triangle be harder to pinch / mislocate?

I hasten to add that I have no idea what we would DO with a fleet of ships, but just that we should have one! (and Gubbins thinks it's a great idea, but Gubbins is bored with summer holidays already).

Speaking of Gubbins, I found her just outside the staff room, sitting on an unopened box from the move, tinging her triangle every few moments, pretending to be practicing, but really listening in on the conversation in the staff room.

The gerbils are all in a huddle, talking back and forth in hushed tones, looking very earnest. You don't suppose they're actually considering Fennella's offer?

ps. Gubbins must have found a spare triangle that Magpie didn't know about!

That’s worrying, Angle.

We do don’t we? Perhaps they’ll come in useful one day.

Might be easier on the ears, too.

I didn’t want to say that - it’s so easy to hurt a developing musician

Gubbins might have found the triangle that ended up in Kitty’s toy box.

The contra-bass triangle might have been a step too far, though.

Ah! I had a brainwave!

Ready when you are, Angle.

My Fuzzygirlcat hates the heat. She's gone off her food and is sulking under our bed all day. Poor kitty. She looks very sad.

Pigeon? One nearly hit my windscreen this afternoon.

All of the above. There’s at least one more ship somewhere.

Found you!

Gosie is eager for you to read about her next adventure, but she's had a really long day and it will be after 8pm at the earliest.

Whew - I made it. Almost got locked in (with the Tunnock’s stash).

I can live with that.

Gives the gerbils chance to have a referendum on Grexit. Stay or leave. Obviously only concerning the three invited to work elsewhere, can't have them all thinking leaving is an actual choice.

Not quite posh enough, if you know what I mean....

Not even if it's wild-sourced, free range pigeon?

Quality of flying bodies is quite poor at the moment

If you want a meat pie with the contents killed by their own stupidity then it’s got to be pheasant.

I think I'm going to enjoy this room once you've sorted it!