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The Bluestocking Women's Pub, in which Gosie returns to the trail

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Magpiecomplex · 27/07/2026 20:46

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Thehorticulturalhussie · Today 16:16

Thank you @EmpressaurusKitty I'll be right over.
I had a few threads that I hoped to catch up on and I find myself very perturbed indeed at the state of our government, police forces, local authorities, NHS, academia, the list goes on of organisations lacking even the tiniest grip on reality and real, ordinary lives. It seems that somehow I had forgotten to be incandescent about the dangerous and unhinged madness.
I have concluded that if you read a particular thread every day or so it starts to feel familiar despite being about a serious and controversial issue, kind of just more of the same. Boiling frogs. Whereas after coming back from even a brief break the utter insanity hits you right in the face.
Shout out btw to @Boiledbeetle for a superb dissertation on the Arday thread, which is itself depressingly illuminating on the topic of British universities.

Thank god for The Blue Stocking, a bastion of common sense, incorruptibility, humour, cocktails and proper biscuits.

Thehorticulturalhussie · Today 16:17

And tractors.

EmpressaurusKitty · Today 16:31

And adventure.

MyrtleLion · Today 16:36

EdithStourton · Today 15:48

I hope you feel better soon, Brit.

I'm having one of those crafter frustrations. I have a project which is nearly finished. But I'm bored of it, and I have lovely new wool that arrived this morning to make a jumper for a friend's baby. Things for small people work up gratifyingly quickly and the 4 hours of finishing my current project would make make massive inroads into small person's sweater.

Yet I know that if I put the current project aside, it will sit sulking in its bag, and loiter about in the corners of my conscience, and infect the work on the small person's jumper with a sense of guilt so I won't enjoy it properly. And eventually I'll have to pick it up again, and then I'll realise that because I stuffed it away in a bored strop I can't find the pattern and have lost the only crochet hook in that size and...

The only reasonable solution to this that I can see is to give in to Brains and Batshit, who have spent the last 15 minutes staring at me, standing up, lying doing, looking tragic, and staring some more, and now and again making very quiet, sad, disappointed whines. I'll feel better about the boring project when I get home. I'll then do some more of it and inch it, literally, closer it to its end.

I think you don’t have a choice. B&B need you immediately and during your walk you can mull it over properly.

EmpressaurusKitty · Today 16:49

If Kitty sits and stares at me I usually drop everything.

Well, I can’t always if I’m working or cooking but I definitely drop crochet projects.

ErrolTheDragon · Today 17:08

💐chickadee. Nocturnal witches of eastwick re-enactment is no-one’s idea of fun.

EdithStourton · Today 17:16

I have walked B&B and watered the garden, and will return to Boring Project. I know that as soon as it's finished it won't be boring any longer, I will be delighted with it and will happily hand it over to its recipient.

And I agree with Hussie that Boily did sterling work on the Arday thread. That is indeed a place where the bonkers insanity of the current world hits you square. All those people who lapped up his bullshit and appointed him to one job after another should be utterly ashamed of themselves. And goodness knows what his PhD examiners were doing.

Project, here I come...

EmpressaurusKitty · Today 17:20

Why don’t you show us the project before getting on with it, Edith?

Magpiecomplex · Today 17:32

I suppose if nothing else, it's good drying weather. Just put another load out, on the wild hunch that it won't get rained on. I've noticed far fewer people out every weekend sacrificing burnt offerings to the barbecue gods this summer, which is also good news for the washing. Call me old fashioned, but I don't like wearing "clean" clothes which smell of charred meat, so I don't put washing out when close neighbours are barbecuing.

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MyrtleLion · Today 18:04

EmpressaurusKitty · Today 17:20

Why don’t you show us the project before getting on with it, Edith?

Yes, then we can all praise you for your wonderful craftwomanship and you will feel reinvigorated.

Just about to post Gosie's next adventure.

MyrtleLion · Today 18:06

13. Fenella Burnish

In which the wait is finally over…

“You’re spectacular!” said Griffin, before she could stop herself, and she was not the only one looking. Every eye in the room had moved the same way, Gosie, Hedgehog, Gimbal and Graphic all seeing the same blaze of orange and scarlet and gold, the colours of Fenella Burnish’s plumage catching the light from every skylight at once.

“I thought only the males could be this gorgeous,” said Hedgehog.

“That’s what we want you to think.” Fenella tipped her head toward the door. They could see a hatstand, a coat of feathers hanging from it, drab olive brown, a thin band of gold worked through the plumage below. Nobody said anything, but every one of them understood.

“I have your letters. All three,” said Fenella and turned to the workbench where a folder already sat waiting, its edge just visible with violet ink along one side.

She opened it the way another glazier might open an invoice, a fact rather than an announcement, and laid the first sheet flat, Gosie’s own hand, plain, unadorned, folded and refolded enough times that the creases had gone soft.

She touched the crest at the top corner rather than the paper itself. “That’s hand printed,” she said. “Not a plate, not anything bought in. Somebody set that by hand, carefully, and it sits very slightly off centre, the way these things do when a hand does them rather than a machine.” She said it plainly, without any suggestion it wanted correcting. “I liked it for that. It’s the kind of thing nobody would think to fake.”

She set it aside and drew out the second, the ivy worked along its margin in deep green, the compass rose in the corner still catching the light where the gold sat.

“This is the one I couldn’t put down,” she said, and touched the low corner of the ivy where a single stroke had been corrected, twice, the second correction finer than the first. “I told you as much already. What I didn’t tell you is what the gold is doing here.” She tilted the letter toward the skylight, the way she might have tilted a pane to check the lead. “That’s leaf, not paint. Real leaf laid and burnished. Most workshops I know can’t get it to sit on paper without cracking it, paper being considerably less forgiving than glass, which wants to hold a thing rather than simply carry it. Whoever did this either learned the technique somewhere I’d like to know about, or worked it out alone, which I’d like to know about rather more.”

Nobody answered. Graphic’s ears had gone deep pink.

“She practised on the backs of the delivery notes first,” said Gimbal, who had been watching Graphic rather than the letters. “There’s a stack of them behind the bar. Nobody’s allowed to bin them.”

“Naturally,” said Fenella, and did not look away from Graphic until Graphic, with visible effort, met her eye and said nothing at all, which seemed to satisfy her as much as an answer would have.

She drew out the third letter last, the one that had arrived, as she put it, considerably thicker than the previous two and laid its enclosures out one at a time as though setting a small table. Griffin’s diagram first, unfolded to its full and improbable size, room after room after room of the Bluestocking rendered in a hand so exact it bordered on the forensic.

“The mapmaker,” Fenella said, and Griffin straightened so fast she nearly caught the edge of the bench. “I’ve had architects hand me less careful work, and charge for it. I counted the rooms twice, out of curiosity, and gave up both times, which either means your pub is considerably larger than any pub has a right to be, or that whoever drew it understands something about the place I don’t.”

“It has what it needs, when it needs it,” said Griffin, which was true.

“That’s rather what I suspected,” said Fenella. “And yet here it all is, drawn as though it holds still long enough to be measured.”

“I extrapolate,” said Griffin, with the air of someone who had been waiting a very long time to use that word aloud.

Fenella moved on before this could be examined further, to the small fan of colour swatches, shade laid against shade with a discipline that suggested considerable judgment behind it. “Whoever chose these understood that restraint is harder than range,” she said, without asking whose work it was, already reaching for the last piece.

The flower came out from the corner of the envelope where it had been pressed flat and dry, small, pale, unremarkable to anyone who hadn’t spent a working life with their hands in leaded glass and marshland both.

“I said this was a lovely touch,” Fenella said. “I meant it, and I also meant rather more than that.” She held it up to the light, the same way she’d held the gold. “This is marsh pea. It grows along the ditches here, and in perhaps three other places in England that I know of, none of them anywhere near where you’d have been standing when you picked it.”

“I didn’t pick it near anywhere,” said Gimbal, faintly. “It was just in with the other pressed things. In the tin.”

“Then someone else picked it first,” said Fenella, “and it found its way into your tin without either of you knowing what you had.” She set it down with more care than the small, dried thing seemed to warrant. “I’d be curious to know where the tin came from, when you have a moment to think about it.”

Gimbal, who had spent the better part of the last week certain she already knew exactly what she’d contributed, looked, for the first time since arriving, considerably less certain of anything at all.

Fenella collected the letters and enclosures from across the bench, and returned them to the folder. She looked round at the five of them properly for the first time since they’d arrived. “Come through,” said Fenella. “You should see the rest of it.” And she was already moving before anyone had answered.

https://myrtlelion.substack.com/p/13-fenella-burnish

The Bluestocking Women's Pub, in which Gosie returns to the trail
MyrtleLion · Today 18:07

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MyrtleLion · Today 18:08

MyrtleLion · Today 18:07

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I posted too soon and didn't realise the image was there, and then I duplicate posted and now you have it twice.

The Bluestocking Women's Pub, in which Gosie returns to the trail
Magpiecomplex · Today 18:16

MyrtleLion · Today 18:08

I posted too soon and didn't realise the image was there, and then I duplicate posted and now you have it twice.

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Double opportunity to admire Fenella! Did you have any trouble with AI trying to give her extra arms, as it often does to me?

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Chickadeeinme · Today 18:23

Fenella reminds me a little of Dumbledore's phoenix.

PastaAllaNorma · Today 18:31

Our house has welcomed three new residents today. If the capybaras could give our place a once over to ensure their diminutive cousins' accommodation is up to snuff, I'd appreciate it. Kiki and Arrietty are the first two, the third's name is under negotiation.

Cavy Cosmos for all, my treat!

MarieDeGournay · Today 18:39

“It has what it needs, when it needs it,” said Griffin, which was true.
“That’s rather what I suspected,” said Fenella. “And yet here it all is, drawn as though it holds still long enough to be measured.”
“I extrapolate,” said Griffin, with the air of someone who had been waiting a very long time to use that word aloud.

'It has what it needs, when it needs it'💙

MarieDeGournay · Today 18:49

Hope you're feeling much better by now, ChicFlowers

MarieDeGournay · Today 18:51

PastaAllaNorma · Today 18:31

Our house has welcomed three new residents today. If the capybaras could give our place a once over to ensure their diminutive cousins' accommodation is up to snuff, I'd appreciate it. Kiki and Arrietty are the first two, the third's name is under negotiation.

Cavy Cosmos for all, my treat!

Pasta! what are your new little residents! cousins of capys? are they guinea pigs? can we have photos pleeeeeeeease???😁

Boiledbeetle · Today 18:56

I'm not sure if Maud is giving "18 today" birthday boy a hug or is trying to throttle him. Either way the old man is not impressed and wishes to be left alone to sleep.

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