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Feminism: Sex and gender discussions

The Gerbil World Cup at the Bluestocking!

295 replies

Magpiecomplex · 14/06/2026 15:00

New thread.

No pushing at the back, please, we have plenty of scones and kilts for everyone.

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MyrtleLion · 14/06/2026 15:04

First at the bar again!

AngleofRepose · 14/06/2026 15:11

Thanks for the new post, Magpie! I have a box of post-its, some marker pens, flip chart paper, a tub of glitter (?), and bag of about 500 scraps of tartan fabric. Gubbins asked me to take these to the new thread. Where do you want them?

(I have to go back and help carry the flip chart frames)...

Magpiecomplex · 14/06/2026 15:17

AngleofRepose · 14/06/2026 15:11

Thanks for the new post, Magpie! I have a box of post-its, some marker pens, flip chart paper, a tub of glitter (?), and bag of about 500 scraps of tartan fabric. Gubbins asked me to take these to the new thread. Where do you want them?

(I have to go back and help carry the flip chart frames)...

The World Cup HQ and crafts room is at the far end of the east corridor. Door is unlocked.

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EdithStourton · 14/06/2026 15:22

A Sky of Doom, please, bargerbil.

I brought a box which looked important, but it just contained several dozen spare triangles.

Many thanks for the thread.

AngleofRepose · 14/06/2026 15:34

Magpiecomplex · 14/06/2026 15:17

The World Cup HQ and crafts room is at the far end of the east corridor. Door is unlocked.

Thanks, got the flip chart stands, so will put them in there. I hope someone remembers the pom-poms and Granite's closing ceremony plans are found!

ps. Carmela and friends have arrived with the heavy stuff. We'll put it all in Gerbil World Cup HQ.

AngleofRepose · 14/06/2026 15:44

It was complete mayhem over there! Glad we managed most of the stuff, anyway. Let's try not to move the Bluestocking in the middle of a major project again! The capybaras looked absolutely bewildered by all the non-regulation health and safety violations going on just to get the wall charts taken down!

EmpressaurusKitty · 14/06/2026 15:47

Thanks for the new thread! I’ve got the crafting supplies but the craft room is full of World Cup stuff, where shall I put them?

Magpiecomplex · 14/06/2026 15:50

EmpressaurusKitty · 14/06/2026 15:47

Thanks for the new thread! I’ve got the crafting supplies but the craft room is full of World Cup stuff, where shall I put them?

Ah, you need the craft craft rooms, not the World Cup craft room. Far end of the west corridor, as far as possible from the World Cup noise!

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AngleofRepose · 14/06/2026 15:53

I found the The Tunnel, The Hanseatic League, and Atlantis flags! They were accidentally sew together to one of the kilts!

AngleofRepose · 14/06/2026 15:55

Did anyone tell @Bergamotte?

MarieDeGournay · 14/06/2026 15:55

Thank you for the new thread, Magpie, and welcome to any newcomers.

New Bluestockingers are always welcome, and don't worry about the World Cup activity - it's just the Gerbils' World Cup, the other one that's going on somewhere can be safely ignored, thanks to the magical properties of the Bluestocking, where utter mayhem can be going on in the craft room, and the Gerbils' TV room, but peace and calm reign everywhere else.

Personally, I'm not completely ignoring the world cup, and I've tipped two of the teams on the gerbils' list for the final: The Tunnel, and The Hanseatic League.
The gerbil pundits really rate them, so they must be good😁

All food and drink at the Bluey are free, delicious, served by very efficient bar-gerbils, and contain no gluten or calories or anything like that - but still magically delicious.

The Gerbil World Cup at the Bluestocking!
SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 14/06/2026 15:57

Could I have a very large amaretto sour please, bargerbil? I’ve just watched the Queen’s Club tennis final, and it was quite stressful.

I am loving the World Cup story, @MyrtleLion - you are very talented, and deserve a big publishing contract.

AngleofRepose · 14/06/2026 16:00

Well, I need a drink after all that! Bar gerbils, a mojito, extra lime, please. (I can hear excited squealing down the hall at HQ. I think they've found the box of flags!)

EmpressaurusKitty · 14/06/2026 16:04

Magpiecomplex · 14/06/2026 15:50

Ah, you need the craft craft rooms, not the World Cup craft room. Far end of the west corridor, as far as possible from the World Cup noise!

OK, got it! Carmela’s bringing the quilting frame, or I hope she is.

The Gerbil World Cup at the Bluestocking!
MarieDeGournay · 14/06/2026 16:06

AngleofRepose · 14/06/2026 15:53

I found the The Tunnel, The Hanseatic League, and Atlantis flags! They were accidentally sew together to one of the kilts!

Atlantis! I'd forgotten about Atlantis.

Bit of a dark horse, might make it through to the quarters and then, eh, Gary, it's anybody's game after that, especially with the lad Poseidon up front, and Pontus and Oceanus as attacking midfielders...

ChristmasStars · 14/06/2026 16:11

Lovely shiny new thread thank you.

Just read on the old thread that some people can successfully grow raspberries as well as mint. I can grow neither. At least @EmpressaurusKitty is with me on the mint front.

MyrtleLion · 14/06/2026 16:37

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 14/06/2026 15:57

Could I have a very large amaretto sour please, bargerbil? I’ve just watched the Queen’s Club tennis final, and it was quite stressful.

I am loving the World Cup story, @MyrtleLion - you are very talented, and deserve a big publishing contract.

Thank you.

The Gerbil World Cup is 99% AI, so I can’t really take credit…

DauntlessDamson · 14/06/2026 16:37

Well, I went out for a walk around the grounds of the local country house and when I returned, there you were, gone! I managed to follow a camel who was carrying a quilting frame (only in the Bluestocking!) 😁

Thank you for the shiny new thread Magpie.

I was going to buy myself an ice -cream halfway through my walk, but the queue was too long, so I came home and made myself a cup of tea instead. It's not the same🙁

A large Stracciatella ice -cream please gerbils. With chocolate sprinkles.🍦

Thehorticulturalhussie · 14/06/2026 16:43

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Thehorticulturalhussie · 14/06/2026 16:52

Thanks for the new thread.
I have today netted my summer raspberries (though the blackbirds in the beech tree looked to be taking notes and I’m sure I heard something about ‘rookie mistake’) and had 2 long walks with Hunter so bar gerbils would you please rustle up an Inferior Ideology for me with lots of ice. Hold the sesame seeds. Thank you.

Igmum · 14/06/2026 16:55

Is it too early for booze? [looks nervously for a quiet corner far away from the craft rooms owing to a tendency to break/turn upside down and misunderstand craft things. Also instant headache any time anything craft-y appears]

DauntlessDamson · 14/06/2026 17:05

Igmum · 14/06/2026 16:55

Is it too early for booze? [looks nervously for a quiet corner far away from the craft rooms owing to a tendency to break/turn upside down and misunderstand craft things. Also instant headache any time anything craft-y appears]

It's never too early for booze in the Bluestocking, @Igmum After all, it tastes as usual, but has no nasty effects such as wobbly heads - or legs.

Grenadine will be along shortly to take your order and don't worry, the crafts are being contained in the furthest reaches of the Bluestocking.

AngleofRepose · 14/06/2026 17:09

Although you might end up sitting on a flag or two at some point...

PastaAllaNorma · 14/06/2026 17:10

20 people, and the 24 year olds are playing Uno with the 10 and 7 year olds. The toddler is feeding the koi and the 3 year old is picking strawberries.