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The Gerbil World Cup at the Bluestocking!

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Magpiecomplex · 14/06/2026 15:00

New thread.

No pushing at the back, please, we have plenty of scones and kilts for everyone.

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MarieDeGournay · 29/06/2026 09:32

Thank you for the good wishes💙
'The Lads' are here - only two of them, I thought there'd be hordes; I guess that's all it takes to do the job, and it's fewer people to interact with.

I see very few downsides to immigration in Ireland, but here's a big one:
you can't rely any more on workmen saying ooooh yes please to the usual nice mug of tea, they are more likely to prefer coffee, which I don't drink.
Fortunately I had some coffee in the house from a previous visit of a coffee-drinker, so The Lads [Polish] have been treated to a cafetiere of really good coffeeSmile
Hope that rocket-fuels them to get the job done quickly.

I agree about the horrors of disruption, Deano. I now understand why my parents used to say that things were 'grand as they are' and would 'last them their lifetime', and I understand how some older people's houses fall into disrepair around them.

It's very challenging. I suppose you have to imagine how much worse it would be if the house started developing really bad problems, and as Edith said, imagining the satisfaction of the job done, and the door closing behind the last of the disruptors!

Have you been released yet, Fuzzy? 😦Do we need to send a gerbil... or maybe something less ..murine, a big strapping capybara perhaps, with a bag of Dreamies to rattle outside the door😄

AngleofRepose · 29/06/2026 09:39

EmpressaurusKitty · 29/06/2026 09:07

But if Fuzzy has to get up in order to get the treats, there’s a problem.

Having a cat sitting on you should rank high in the list of reasons not to be able to go to work.

Edited

Overlady/lord Ruler of the Universe and Everything that is Everywhere All The Time and All At Once Rule #1:

Thou shalt have treats within arms' reach without having to move more thou's arm ever, and any other such remedies as I deem fit, forever and always, Meow.

I recommend you memorize this before tomorrow morning.

DauntlessDamson · 29/06/2026 09:44

Hope your work goes well, without too much disruption Marie. Just keep thinking that, in a few day's time, you'll be able to sit and admire your new space and plan what you are going to do with it.

The man who came to fit the lintels for my new windows was Polish. I must say he was the most meticulous worker and left everything very tidy with not a scrap of cement to clean up.

Hope the sewing goes well Cher. I once went to a Battle of Waterloo
re-enactment in Belgium and it was very exciting. I even found myself wondering who would win! 😁

FuzzyPuffling · 29/06/2026 09:52

AngleofRepose · 29/06/2026 08:17

Have you tried gentle shoving, cajoling, extra love, tough love, blackmail, abject submission...? Of course you have. There's only one thing left: T.R.E.A.T.S.

This cat demands a spoonful of Morrisons Savers cream cheese every morning. No other cream cheese will do, not even Philadelphia. Demanding and pampered? Yep.

FuzzyPuffling · 29/06/2026 09:56

Good luck Marie. I feel for you. It will be lovely when its done.

We are having our decking and fence replaced, starting in a fortnight. By a nice, efficient, positive Polish man.

I will have to move a large number of pots, several big enough to have trees in them. But not this week.

AngleofRepose · 29/06/2026 09:59

FuzzyPuffling · 29/06/2026 09:52

This cat demands a spoonful of Morrisons Savers cream cheese every morning. No other cream cheese will do, not even Philadelphia. Demanding and pampered? Yep.

I shall be a pampered cat in my next life. I Have Decided. Meow.

MarieDeGournay · 29/06/2026 09:59

Oh well, there goes the 'capybara-shaking-a-packet-of-Dreamies' escape plan, Fuzzy😒
I even thought of the 'capaybara-playing-a-recording-on-their-phone-of-a packet-of-Dreamies-being-shaken' escape plan, but that would only work once, and the retribution would be awful and life-long when the truth was revealed, wouldn't it?😱

FuzzyPuffling · 29/06/2026 10:02

AngleofRepose · 29/06/2026 09:59

I shall be a pampered cat in my next life. I Have Decided. Meow.

Me too. I'm practising now. Meow.

( Only definitely not in a weird furrie way)

MarieDeGournay · 29/06/2026 10:11

We had an influx of tradesmen from Eastern Europe a while back, at a time when there was a severe shortage of 'trades' here - many had emigrated to booming Australia during the banking crash when construction came to a halt.

'The Polish Plumber' [Piotr the Plumber😁] became a trope.
There were lots of them, so they were available when you needed them; they arrived on time; they didn't charge an arm and a leg; they brought their own flask and sandwiches; they did the job efficiently AND - unheard of , this - they METICULOUSLY TIDIED UP AFTER THEMSELVES!😮

They raised the game for everybody, that's now expected as the norm.

If only they drank tea not coffee, they'd be perfect😏

ErrolTheDragon · 29/06/2026 10:41

I find nowadays that Lancashire born and bred workmen are as likely to favour coffee as tea for their brew. We get quite a lot of goodwill for providing good freshly ground aeropress coffee

EdithStourton · 29/06/2026 11:43

I quite often make a cake if we have workmen in. Our sparky now has my basic fruit cake recipe.

MarieDeGournay · 29/06/2026 12:19

EdithStourton · 29/06/2026 11:43

I quite often make a cake if we have workmen in. Our sparky now has my basic fruit cake recipe.

I just provide a tin of bikkies.

One of my very old neighbours, now RIP, used to cook a full 'dinner' [midday] for anybody doing big work on their house.
I think it was harking back to when 'spalpeens', day labourers, would come to help with the harvest or whatever - part of their pay would be a good feed of wholesome food from the farm, which was something they didn't get in their everyday existence.

Young folk allegedly prefer coffee to tea these days, but so far no young Irish chaps has turned down a nice cuppa. Even when I ask them mischievously if they wouldn't prefer a skinny mochaccino Grin

PastaAllaNorma · 29/06/2026 12:46

I'm a rotter - I buy in cheap coffee when we have builders in.
I am not wasting my £45/kilo beans on someone who will drink Nescafé.

This also applies to DS's friend who has 4 sugars in his coffee - he can't tell the difference between the good stuff and floor sweepings. (The one who drinks it black gets the good stuff)

DauntlessDamson · 29/06/2026 13:05

ErrolTheDragon · 28/06/2026 16:54

It’s a beautiful day here too. Began with a fairly brief but heavy rain shower at about 9 and then high teens working up to low 20s with a lovely fresh breeze. We went up to Silverdale for a walk through woods and meadows, stopping for our sandwich by the sea with the cool wind in our faces.

One set of my great-grandparents lived in Silverdale at the end of the 19thC. They had one (never found out which) of a terrace of cottages in a small cove directly overlooking the sea. Idyllic at this time of year, but they must have been quite vulnerable in a winter storm surge.

FuzzyPuffling · 29/06/2026 13:30

"Silverdale" to me means a pit village in Staffordshire. I'm guessing you don't mean there!

Waitwhat23 · 29/06/2026 13:43

ErrolTheDragon · 28/06/2026 16:54

It’s a beautiful day here too. Began with a fairly brief but heavy rain shower at about 9 and then high teens working up to low 20s with a lovely fresh breeze. We went up to Silverdale for a walk through woods and meadows, stopping for our sandwich by the sea with the cool wind in our faces.

Is this Silverdale near Carnforth?

If so, there used to be a fantastic cafe there called (I think) The Wolfhouse ten or so years ago where I had the best ever salt beef sourdough bagel. I still dream about it.

DauntlessDamson · 29/06/2026 13:57

Waitwhat23 · 29/06/2026 13:43

Is this Silverdale near Carnforth?

If so, there used to be a fantastic cafe there called (I think) The Wolfhouse ten or so years ago where I had the best ever salt beef sourdough bagel. I still dream about it.

Yes, that's the one. Wolf House is still there and though I haven't been there for a couple of years, it used to sell local crafts and antiques too.

MyrtleLion · 29/06/2026 14:08

The first knockout matches for the Gerbil World Cup were scheduled for Tuesday.
Gerbil World Cup HQ had the fixtures. Griselda had them on a clipboard, on the laminated bracket, and on a smaller laminated card that she was carrying in her pocket in case of emergencies, by which she meant in case she wanted to look at them, which was frequently. The draw had produced matchups of considerable interest, several of considerable administrative complexity, and one — Greta had pointed at it without comment and then walked away — that nobody was entirely sure was legal but which was on the bracket now and therefore binding.

Tunnel had drawn an opponent. The Tunnel supporters, who had been in the stadium since the group stage waving flags and generating atmosphere for matches Tunnel had not yet played, received this news with the fervour of people who had been waiting for exactly this moment for their entire lives, which some of them had. The flags went up. New flags. Bigger flags. One gerbil in the Tunnel end had a flag that was technically a bedsheet, and had brought a stepladder to wave it properly, and the stepladder was also decorated.

The Hanseatic League’s opponents had been notified of the fixture by official correspondence. The correspondence had been addressed to the Hanseatic League. Whether anyone had received it was not confirmed. Gwendoline had sent a follow-up. And a follow-up to the follow-up. The bulletin describing the fixture had been written with great care and made no structural claims about the Hanseatic League’s composition, location, or nature. It simply noted that the match was scheduled and that seeds would be available.

Scotland’s draw had produced, in the HQ, a scene of significant emotional intensity. Gertrude had gripped Gwendoline’s arm. Gwendoline had gripped her back. Griselda had looked at the clipboard for a long time and then written something in the margin that she subsequently obscured with her thumb when Gwendoline leaned over to look.

England’s fixture had been received with what was officially described as calibrated awareness and what was actually Gertrude doing a small private dance in the seed store that she believed nobody had witnessed. Greta had witnessed it. Greta would not be commenting.

The inflatable banana had arrived at HQ by some means that did not bear examination and was now in the corner of the main office, where it had been formally logged as miscellaneous tournament equipment and assigned a registration number, because Griselda was not going to have an inflatable banana in her office without giving it a registration number. That was simply not how things were done.

The bracket gleamed under the office lights. Laminated. Authoritative. Partially filled in by Greta under circumstances that remained mysterious.

The very small star next to the final caught the light.

Tuesday was coming.

https://myrtlelion.substack.com/p/setting-the-fixtures

The Gerbil World Cup at the Bluestocking!
Chersfrozenface · 29/06/2026 14:33

Shopping done and put away.

Back to the couture.

Oh, and Come on, you Hansas!

AngleofRepose · 29/06/2026 16:17

Chersfrozenface · 29/06/2026 14:33

Shopping done and put away.

Back to the couture.

Oh, and Come on, you Hansas!

I want Tunnel to win!

AngleofRepose · 29/06/2026 16:19

Bar gerbils, if anyone has a moment, another glass of that fantastic lemonade from yesterday, please, and can I get a falafel wrap with lettuce and tomato? I'm having a late lunch. Been cutting back the hedges with no nesting birds in them, now that it's cooler. I must be feeling better! 😃

EdithStourton · 29/06/2026 16:42

Hansa!
Hansa!

Hansa!

AngleofRepose · 29/06/2026 16:52

EdithStourton · 29/06/2026 16:42

Hansa!
Hansa!

Hansa!

Wanna take it outside?
( ok but give me a couple of days to recover from the hedge trimming, will ya?)

EdithStourton · 29/06/2026 17:00

sorry
<shuffles outside>

HANSA!

HANSA!

Hansa!

EdithStourton · 29/06/2026 17:02

In other news, the harvest has begun - saw my first combine this afternoon, though it had only done about 50 yards and a posse of men was standing around behind it in the straw looking serious - so either it was malfunctioning, or they were just rechecking the moisture content of the grain.