My response to cross dressing

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I have seen on here some resentful remarks about crossdressing, not just from males as I would expect, but from females as well. To be fair men have had to accept women cross dressing for decades now and that is supposed to be totally OK seeing women living in jeans, leggings, shorts, sports trousers, joggers etc. Personally I grew up seeing women wearing skirts and dresses when they went out shopping, to a pub restaurant or cafe and just in ordinary everyday life. They looked great then and I always loved those clothes which is why I now prefer to dress in skirts and dresses myself. I love feeling the flowing materials (nothing sexual) and wearing the very kind of clothes that I wish today`s women would wear themselves. Give me a chiffon skirt or dress and a lovely lacey petticoat (waist slip or full slip) and I feel totally happy and more natural than ever.

I used to really like the BK bean burger

What can I say? Baby got back.

The Richmond vegetarian sausages are supposed to be indistinguishable from meat ones, but in my mind, if you don’t want to eat meat then why would you want to eat something that is exactly like meat?

Yeah.

I used to be all 'wear what you want! It's fine! It's just clothes!'

But .... Nah. I was kidding myself.

No bloke wears a bra without there being a sexual element to it. That's the truth. 🤷

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Careful. You'll bring PPW over to tell us that he does exactly the same at Lakeland, and that proves he's a woman.

Leaving aside the amount of actual meat in 'meat' sausages😏, I'm guessing that the 'indistinguishable' claim is due to Richmond using their same trademark spice 'signature' in both meat and meat-free sausages.

There are lots of reasons for people not to want to eat meat, from moral/ethical beliefs about not killing and eating the flesh of animals, to concerns about the environmental impact of farming/ meat production.

Making non-meat products look and allegedly taste like meat products makes it easier for people who like eating meat but have some concerns about it to switch to alternatives.

People like me who are vegetarians for ethical reasons don't need these products to look/taste like meat. We aren't the target clientele, but I buy them sometimes because they are convenient.

Clonakilty veggie white pudding is lovely

I make a lovely veggie white pudding with leftover porridge.

Inspired by @Hedgehogforshort clothing choices resulting in spontaneous rogering by Mr Hedgehogforshort after their tea, I thought I'd try my luck with the postman.

However, I didn't have any knee high socks so substituted for pink and white striped legwarmers.

I also didn't have anything to put in bunches, so stuck on a wig

Unfortunately those slight changes appear to have had the effect of scaring the shit out of the postie.

I thought I looked super cute. Turns out I could probably scare the dead.

Or maybe I should have opened the door with a bowl of veggie spaghetti bolognaise in my hands.

That will be it. I didn't offer food whilst impeccably dressed in my best roger me senseless outfit.

The Post Office have since rung me and informed me they will be delivering my parcels to a parcel drop shop from now on, and I'm not allowed within 100 feet of a postal worker.

<Twirls bunches and goes off to sulk>

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Perhaps we should move our interests to the style section for advice😁

I went to bed and missed this 😂
What are these knee high socks of which you speak? Will they disguise the legginess of the piano legs or are they close fitting?
Furbelows and flounces are absolutely necessary to ensure that no shape is discernible, we don't want anyone thinking the piano is a complete baggage. The piano won't be enjoying it at all, promise.

Lately I have been very cross dressing indeed, layers on, layers of, bluddy weather.

Parfait! 'Pour tes putains de cullières'. Merci.

I also have that heated airer. One of the few UK plugged things I brought with me to France.

The Remoska is a fantastic low energy cooking appliance that we still use 2-3 times a week. I also brought it with me to France. Just chuck everything in and in 1 hour everything is done.

No need. I've put my usual clothes back on and I'm sure you'll agree I look absolutely amazing.

Great. The gerbils are laughing at me.

Now that is proper ladylike, beetle.

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Sorry!! Perhaps someone should mention to him that viagra exists if he can't get it up.

There's a difference between a man wearing a dress, and a man wearing a dress with fake tits hanging out in an inappropriate setting which no woman would get away with without being roasted alive.

There's a difference between a man wearing a dress, using the gents and fully aware he's a man and a man wearing a dress, using the ladies and swearing blind he's a woman.

Otherwise crack on mate but don't suggest women are cross dressing and men have had to be ok with it as if men own trousers and have somehow licensed their use to women as a courtesy we should all be grateful for - really fuck off with that shit. Plenty of men from various cultures where long free flowing attire so that's hardly sexed either.

It was definitely the legwarmers, Boily. Proper knee-high socks, and no man - or butch lesbian who gets run out of the ladies' with pitchforks - could resist your charms.

Now you 've not only missed a romantic interlude with Postie, but you have to go and collect your parcels from a drop shop.

I do have a degree of sympathy for you, Boily, but ultimately it's your own fault.

Your case underlines the importance of womanning properly - no short cuts, or legwarmers, ladies!😡

Neil, is that you?

DH makes a roast every Saturday then we have it every evening. With salad in the summer, added asparagus in the season, and roast vegetables in the winter.

He also look great in a pinny.

I'm finding it amusing that the OP codes leggings as male attire, Stephen Graham certainly had the pink ones he wore to Court and cut such a dash in (though not quite the dash he expected) coded as very definitely female.

OP, you clearly know absolutely zero about clothing and styles for men and women throughout history and zero about clothing and styles for men and women throughout the world in the present day. Ignorance is no defence.

OP, take your peurile offensive illiterate nonsense somewhere else, this Board is way above your pay grade in terms of knowledge and intelligence.

A plopper. Going to assume he posted, rubbed his nubbin and isn't engaging further.