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The Bluestocking Pub: Infinite Cocktails, Questionable Logistics

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MyrtleLion · 16/05/2026 19:56

Welcome to the nth iteration of the Bluestocking women’s pub, where gerbils are staff, the drinks are free, and alcohol has no effect except to get you to the sweet spot just before the drink you really shouldn’t have had.

Men can go to the Staunch Ally next door.

It’s OK if you don’t understand. Just assume everything is normal.

Previous thread is here:

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/5523989-bluestocking-womens-pub-its-maytime

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FuzzyPuffling · 21/05/2026 17:25

EmpressaurusKitty · 21/05/2026 14:19

Has anyone seen Operation Mincemeat? I enjoyed it far more than I expected to & ended up going again.

Oooh very interested to hear this. I'm booked to see it in early July with DDs snd DGD.

It seems such an odd thing to make into a musical, but has had good reviews.

MyrtleLion · 21/05/2026 17:26

And thank you everyone for your lovely wishes over my foot and diagnosis. I have no idea when I will see my orthopaedic surgeon but the rate of tear on the FHL tendon is so high that I hope he can fix it soon - but he takes six weeks to write his letters which say I will see you in two months. We are now three months since the last appointment and no new appointment.

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MyrtleLion · 21/05/2026 17:32

The Hoe
In which Kevin the seagull makes an appearance...

By the following morning, Plymouth had upgraded from damp to aggressively nautical.

Rain swept sideways across the waterfront in silver bursts while gulls screamed overhead like creatures engaged in a longstanding personal feud with civilisation itself.

Gosie stood outside Smeaton’s Tower clutching coffee and reconsidering western Britain.

The lighthouse rose white and red against the low grey sky, solid as certainty.

Tourists wandered around it taking photographs while simultaneously being battered by horizontal weather.

Nobody seemed alarmed by this.

Plymouth, Gosie was beginning to understand, considered suffering outdoors an important cultural tradition.

She climbed the lighthouse slowly.

Not because of the stairs.

Because she kept stopping to look outward.

The Sound stretched grey-green beneath the clouds. Ferries moved through mist beyond the breakwater. Naval shapes sat darker against the horizon. Everything here spoke the language of departure.

  • Movement.
  • Crossings.
  • Routes.

Even the wind felt directional.

At the top level, Gosie found another silver star.

Tiny.

Almost invisible.

Scratched faintly beside the frame of an information plaque where thousands of visitors would never think to look.

Carefully, she worked a thumbnail beneath the loose metal edge until the tiny star marker lifted free.

She slipped it into her pocket beside the others she had already collected that morning.

Outside, the rain had strengthened again.

Back on the Hoe, tourists drifted through weather with the determined optimism of people unwilling to admit they had chosen an unfortunate holiday destination.

Near the famous Beryl Cook statue, two women fought heroically with an umbrella that had inverted itself in surrender.

Another star glinted from the edge of a bench support nearby.

Then another from a marina sign further downhill.

Not hidden.

Embedded.

The network was not concealing itself from view.

It was disguising itself as background.

That was much cleverer.

And probably far older.

By late morning Gosie reached the old lido.

The sea beyond it crashed white against the rocks while the pool itself sat calmer beneath the rain, turquoise against slate skies.

A maintenance barrier rattled softly in the wind.

Nearby, something blue glinted beneath the railings.

Gosie crouched automatically.

It was a small circular enamel token about the size of an old pound coin:
weathered navy blue - with a silver star at its centre.

Interesting.

She turned it over once in her paw, then added it to the growing collection in her pocket before continuing along the waterfront.

The stars were becoming denser now.

Not more frequent exactly.

More confident.

  • On marina signs.
  • Old harbour posts.
  • Sticker corners.
  • Paint markings.
  • A scratched symbol beside a public lifebuoy cabinet.

Not one of them important alone.

Together, though—

  • Together they formed movement.
  • Routes through the city.
  • Invisible currents beneath the visible one.

By the time Gosie reached the Mayflower Steps, the rain had finally weakened into drifting mist.

Tourists wandered between plaques about voyages and beginnings while harbour water slapped rhythmically against old stone below.

Gosie leaned against the rail overlooking the marina.

And suddenly realised something deeply uncomfortable.

The western network was not structured like a conspiracy.

Conspiracies hid information.

This was something else entirely.

  • A circulation system.
  • Signals.
  • Acknowledgements.
  • Transit.
  • Observation.

The stars did not merely mark places.

They marked participation.

A gull landed heavily beside her with the confident air of someone arriving late to a meeting.

Kevin.

KEVIN!!!

He stared at Gosie for several long seconds.

Then glanced meaningfully toward a nearby chip wrapper. “Steve still owes me half a battered sausage,” he announced.

Gosie blinked once.

Kevin gave a short irritated squawk and launched himself back into the rain before clarification could occur.

After a moment, Gosie decided not to investigate this development further.

Some things in Britain simply existed beyond rational explanation.

She turned back toward the harbour.

Far below, boats shifted against their moorings as evening lights slowly appeared through the mist.

And for the first time since arriving in Plymouth, Gosie became absolutely certain of one thing.

Someone already knew exactly where she was.

https://myrtlelion.substack.com/p/81f23430-16b1-498b-bb35-98d0b163165f

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FuzzyPuffling · 21/05/2026 17:35

Love it. Gosie and the Beryl Cook! 🤣🤣🤣

EmpressaurusKitty · 21/05/2026 17:39

I think Kevin the Seagull must have been before my time?

EdithStourton · 21/05/2026 17:40

Myrtle, committees can be an absolute nightmare. I'm on several for my sins (including relating to the same charity). One has a deadweight member who does the square root of fuck all but does like to air all their feelings and opinions on all matters. Another had a bloke who was a... well, I loathed him, thought he was an overbearing misogynistic arse, who Always Knew Best even when we were discussing something in my area of expertise (not that he bothered to find out where I had experience) and was extremely dismissive of anyone he didn't like, considered inferior to his mighty self etc. He left in a strop some time ago. I saw him in the distance the other day and sent voodoo vibes his way. Horrible man. That committee is much nicer without him out, cooperative, friendly, supportive. We had someone ask to join it the other day...

Anyway, wanted to let you know that I feel your pain. I haven't time to read the latest Gosie just now as we too are out for dinner, but will come back to it later.

EmpressaurusKitty · 21/05/2026 17:59

I see!

PastaAllaNorma · 21/05/2026 18:36

EmpressaurusKitty · 21/05/2026 14:19

Has anyone seen Operation Mincemeat? I enjoyed it far more than I expected to & ended up going again.

Yes - exactly the same thing!

I went in March and immediately booked again. My daughter went in February and again in April.

It's that kind of show.

PastaAllaNorma · 21/05/2026 18:37

I'm sorry it's been such a rum day, Myrtle.

EmpressaurusKitty · 21/05/2026 19:16

PastaAllaNorma · 21/05/2026 18:36

Yes - exactly the same thing!

I went in March and immediately booked again. My daughter went in February and again in April.

It's that kind of show.

I laughed, which is normal enough, & cried, which really isn’t.

Very sleepy cat. We’re nearly ready to add the top row of cats & then there’s just the border.

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MarieDeGournay · 21/05/2026 19:17

MyrtleLion · 21/05/2026 17:26

And thank you everyone for your lovely wishes over my foot and diagnosis. I have no idea when I will see my orthopaedic surgeon but the rate of tear on the FHL tendon is so high that I hope he can fix it soon - but he takes six weeks to write his letters which say I will see you in two months. We are now three months since the last appointment and no new appointment.

Myrtle, this is one image I hoped would never need to be recycled, but here it is, hoping you get an appointment with the surgeon soon.
And I'm sorry you've had such a difficult day - an evening meal by the river with Mr Walrus sounds just what the... oo er, let's not bring doctors into it!😬
Have a restful evening.

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Chickadeeinme · 21/05/2026 19:49

I think there’s a cosmic law that says every committee of volunteers for a non-profit organisation has at least one member who is pretty useless, and another who nitpicks unnecessarily over unimportant details.

Magpiecomplex · 21/05/2026 20:19

Chickadeeinme · 21/05/2026 19:49

I think there’s a cosmic law that says every committee of volunteers for a non-profit organisation has at least one member who is pretty useless, and another who nitpicks unnecessarily over unimportant details.

I agree. The ones who only came back with SPAG errors in policies, rather than having actually sense-checked them, always got short shrift from me.

EmpressaurusKitty · 21/05/2026 20:50

MyrtleLion · 21/05/2026 17:26

And thank you everyone for your lovely wishes over my foot and diagnosis. I have no idea when I will see my orthopaedic surgeon but the rate of tear on the FHL tendon is so high that I hope he can fix it soon - but he takes six weeks to write his letters which say I will see you in two months. We are now three months since the last appointment and no new appointment.

Best wishes from one cat to another, @MyrtleLion x

ErrolTheDragon · 21/05/2026 20:53

EmpressaurusKitty · 21/05/2026 19:16

I laughed, which is normal enough, & cried, which really isn’t.

Very sleepy cat. We’re nearly ready to add the top row of cats & then there’s just the border.

the ending had me, and the ‘letter’ song.

We saw it at the Lowry a few months ago. Such a talented cast and the staging is so good - changing character and scene at the drop of a hat and a flick of the lighting.

And also, like many of these small company productions, the sex of the actors is irrelevant because, duh, it’s acting - they just get on with it without any tedious breathily wanging on about ‘gender’.

AlexandraLeaving · 21/05/2026 21:43

Sorry to hear about the foot and the shit day, Myrtle, and about the preposterous niece Pasta.

And thanks to those who have pointed out the nerdy civil service elements of Bond books - hadn't occurred to me there would be something so interesting in them (was turned off by the swagger and espionage in the films). I will need to investigate.

We're going away for the weekend and I'm struggling to decide what knitting to take. I've nearly finished the pair of socks I've been working on, have just done some squares for the latest WH ready for posting and don't know what to do next. A nice dilemma to have, so long as it does not lead to more yarn buying.

JanesLittleGirl · 21/05/2026 22:20

Bloody hell @MyrtleLion how many cracks in the pavement have you stepped on?

Seriously though, wrt getting an accelerated consultation, my small experience has been to phone the consultant's secretary. They can be really good at finding a short notice consultation if you can explain why it is urgent.

MarieDeGournay · 21/05/2026 23:20

I think I've mislaid a Bluestockinger!
A few pages ago somebody new/somebody with a changed username announced herself. I remember it had 'Fox' in the name, because I noted that that meant we had two foxes in the Bluey - 'SionnachRua' being Irish/Gaelic for Red Fox.

I must have been distracted by something because I didn't do my usual Tigger-like 'Hello you're new welcome there's a passing gerbil have a drink ..' .
But this was a name-change, so maybe it was somebody we already knew?

So hello there, you with the Fox in your name, wave if you're in the Bluey tonight so I can see who you areSmile

LazyFoxy · 21/05/2026 23:40

Aww Marie I think you mean me! 🦊Thank you: I
must admit I forgot about Sionnach when I chose my name 🦊🦊

Had a couple of difficult days (and another bereavement) so feeling a bit quiet and down. Sympathies to other bluestockingers also going through hard times. Quite a bit of it about, sadly.

Went to see some non bar working gerbils today, to cheer me.
They are so so cute, which helped.

MarieDeGournay · 22/05/2026 00:07

Hello Lazy Fox, thank you for solving that mystery for me - that said, I don't know who you used to be - does everybody else know, is it just me?🤔
Any hints?

Anyway, I'm sorry you've been going through difficult times, and sympathies for the bereavementsFlowers

Did you actually see some in-the-flesh gerbils? I nearly said 'real gerbils' but I made that mistake once before and never again!😄

Wishing a restful night to you, LazyFoxy , to Myrtle, and to everybody who has had a tough day**🌛

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WearyAuldWumman · 22/05/2026 00:43

FuzzyPuffling · 21/05/2026 17:25

Oooh very interested to hear this. I'm booked to see it in early July with DDs snd DGD.

It seems such an odd thing to make into a musical, but has had good reviews.

I recall watching the black and white film plus reading the book when I was a teenager. I'm intrigued as to how they managed to make it into a musical.

ChristmasStars · 22/05/2026 06:46

I feel like they can make literally anything into a musical these days Weary.

EmpressaurusKitty · 22/05/2026 07:04

WearyAuldWumman · 22/05/2026 00:43

I recall watching the black and white film plus reading the book when I was a teenager. I'm intrigued as to how they managed to make it into a musical.

Hard to explain. It just works incredibly well.

I saw it in its fairly early days at the Southwark Playhouse. Given the subject & that men are playing women, I really had to be talked into it but, well… yes. If you get a chance, go!

FuzzyPuffling · 22/05/2026 07:42

Thank you gFiona and gMarmalade for the good sleep. I needed it after days of high-level worrying, which was happily splatted yesterday when DH saw the consultant. Not cancer. 😁

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