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The Bluestocking Pub: Infinite Cocktails, Questionable Logistics

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MyrtleLion · 16/05/2026 19:56

Welcome to the nth iteration of the Bluestocking women’s pub, where gerbils are staff, the drinks are free, and alcohol has no effect except to get you to the sweet spot just before the drink you really shouldn’t have had.

Men can go to the Staunch Ally next door.

It’s OK if you don’t understand. Just assume everything is normal.

Previous thread is here:

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/5523989-bluestocking-womens-pub-its-maytime

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FuzzyPuffling · 17/05/2026 13:32

Beautiful words, Marie.
@Swashbuckled you are not forgotten.

ChristmasStars · 17/05/2026 13:42

Aw I wasn't here this time last year but I've heard of what happened since. Thinking of Swashbuckled.

ChristmasStars · 17/05/2026 13:44

MyrtleLion · 17/05/2026 10:55

By Sunday afternoon, Gosie had reached Pin Mill and was forced to admit two things almost immediately.
First:
Brains had been absolutely right about the place.
Second:
Fuzzypuffling was not there.
Pin Mill turned out to be exactly the kind of riverside settlement the network would love:

  • old boats
  • tidal mud
  • quiet moorings
  • people carrying mysterious objects while carefully minding their own business

A battered tractor with a marina permit would indeed vanish into the scenery completely.

And yet there was no sign of Fuzzypuffling.

No one admitted to knowing her.

Several people definitely knew her.

One elderly sailmaker laughed so hard at Gosie’s description that he had to sit down.
Which, in itself, felt informative.

Still, Gosie’s journey hadn’t been wasted.

Because while investigating the marina stores and chandlery sheds, she found something odd:

  • a stack of seed shipping manifests tied with blue string, all perfectly ordinary except for one recurring destination marker.

Not a company.
Not a warehouse.
A handwritten star.
Small. Precise. Always in silver ink.

Gosie recognised it immediately.
Not because she knew what it meant.

Because she’d seen the same tiny silver stars years ago on imported seed tins in Zurich — the very expensive ones kept behind glass.

And suddenly she remembered something else:
a quiet remark from an old broker that “the star consignments always pass through the Fens first.”
That was enough.

By dusk, Gosie had left Pin Mill behind and was heading inland once again.

Toward the edge of the Fens.

Toward @ChristmasStars.

And somewhere behind her, in a riverside pub near the moorings, somebody finally unfolded the local newspaper and discovered that a tiny gerbil had spent most of Sunday asking extremely detailed questions about sunflower seeds, marina permits, and the tidal habits of people named Fuzzy.

https://myrtlelion.substack.com/p/8464f2cc-6c8a-41af-a543-0214f7a0bb77

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Yesssss! Just keeping an eye out for Gosie now.

Swashbuckled · 17/05/2026 14:03

Thank you so much for this @MarieDeGournay and for tagging me @FuzzyPuffling so I would see it.

Yes, this weekend is unbearable. I felt so moved that you remembered.

I sailed away, but always meant to come back. Up to now, I haven’t even pressed my nose against the window because the seas have been rough and I’ve needed all my concentration to steer safely through them without falling in.

I’ve made a big decision too, which is in progress. I think I told you that I came to the coast to stay in a small fisherman’s cottage. I’ve been here ever since. The sea helps me more than anything else has. I’ve just sold the house me and Bear lived in. I’ve had my offer accepted on one here by the sea (all SSTC, of course). It’s much too big for my needs but you know how much I like renovating my galleon, and I’m going to need a focus like that for the rest of my life. It means I can bring all Bear’s stuff over here as there’ll be plenty of room. All the furniture we sat on together. Everything that surrounded us as we lived together and I’ll feel he is with me again, at least in the comfort of our shared “things”.

I’ve thought about you all often but haven’t been able to face coming in. But here I am; I have felt lovingly called by you.

Obviously I’ll always be broken, but I absolutely know there’s always room in the Blue Stocking for a broken pirate. I also know I’ll have missed so much but I can’t catch up on old threads. I’ll just have to slowly find my feet as I sit by the fire with you again.

I’m going for a long walk by the sea now with the hound. I tend to take a few hours on a Sunday.

See you soon.

So much love, Swashy 💙

Chickadeeinme · 17/05/2026 14:04

Well said @MarieDeGournay.

EdithStourton · 17/05/2026 14:05

FuzzyPuffling · 17/05/2026 13:32

Beautiful words, Marie.
@Swashbuckled you are not forgotten.

Agreed.
I have been thinking of @Swashbuckled lately, given the time of year.

ETA, Wishing you well with your move, Swashy. My DM always said about the deaths of much-loved people, you get used to it but you never get over it. She died 35 years ago, so I have learned the truth of what she said.

And edited again to send my very best to Dr Swash.

FuzzyPuffling · 17/05/2026 14:12

Ah Swashy, thank you for the bittersweet update. You know you are always welcome here- never any need for explanations. Being is enough.

But a new galleon house with room for Bear sounds like a forward move. X

MarieDeGournay · 17/05/2026 14:33

Oh Swash what a lovely surprise to hear from you! I genuinely didn't think you'd read what I wrote, and it's wonderful that the sea breeze carried my words to you💙

I can only imagine how hard this year has been for you, and your dear daughter, and I wasn't entirely surprised that the buzz and fizz and chat and the scurry of willing little rodent feet serving drinks in the Bluey was all a bit too busy for you.

You are welcome back any time, don't worry about not having followed proceedings in your absence, just say hello here I am and we'll plump up the cushions on your favourite comfortable chair, and leave you in peace until/if you feel like a chat.

Good luck with the new house, it sounds like you've thought it through well, and as it's a big house, with room for Bear, there'll be loads and loads of jobs for you to lose yourself in, lots of walls to strip etc etcSmile
Wishing you peace and healing there.

Thank you so much for coming back to us, you're always welcome on your own terms, and you're always in our hearts anyway.

Thank you dear Fuzzy for tagging Swash in [I don't actually know how to do that, but I'm so glad you did it, it was such a pleasure to hear from Swash in person].

AuntieMsDamsonCrumble · 17/05/2026 15:59

Ah, there you all are! We've had visitors this weekend, so I haven't been able to do much more than skim the posts and hop across to the new thread to follow the adventures of Gosie. The visitors have gone on their way North now, so I can stop talking for a while and relax. I'm hoarse from all the catching up chat we've been doing (large pot of tea and a scone, please gerbils).

I wasn't part of the Bluestocking community this time last year, although I was a lurker and was aware of poor Swash's sad news and the Woolly Hug being made for her. I'm glad you felt able to come back into the Bluestocking, Swash, even if only briefly. I hope your house move and the calming influence of the sea, will in time help you to move forward, while keeping the memories of your dear Bear close to you.Flowers

MyrtleLion · 17/05/2026 16:20

MarieDeGournay · 17/05/2026 14:33

Oh Swash what a lovely surprise to hear from you! I genuinely didn't think you'd read what I wrote, and it's wonderful that the sea breeze carried my words to you💙

I can only imagine how hard this year has been for you, and your dear daughter, and I wasn't entirely surprised that the buzz and fizz and chat and the scurry of willing little rodent feet serving drinks in the Bluey was all a bit too busy for you.

You are welcome back any time, don't worry about not having followed proceedings in your absence, just say hello here I am and we'll plump up the cushions on your favourite comfortable chair, and leave you in peace until/if you feel like a chat.

Good luck with the new house, it sounds like you've thought it through well, and as it's a big house, with room for Bear, there'll be loads and loads of jobs for you to lose yourself in, lots of walls to strip etc etcSmile
Wishing you peace and healing there.

Thank you so much for coming back to us, you're always welcome on your own terms, and you're always in our hearts anyway.

Thank you dear Fuzzy for tagging Swash in [I don't actually know how to do that, but I'm so glad you did it, it was such a pleasure to hear from Swash in person].

If you type @ and then the username, they will get a notification saying they've been tagged in a post (assuming they have those notifications on). They don't have to have posted on the thread to be tagged.

For example, you could write @MyrtleLion on a thread I'm not on and I will be told.

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MarieDeGournay · 17/05/2026 17:59

Thank you Myrtle, that was something that I didn't know, and didn't know I didn't know😁

ErrolTheDragon · 17/05/2026 20:59

Thank you for sharing your plans with us Swashy. I hope your new home by the sea gives you solace. 💙

EmpressaurusKitty · 17/05/2026 21:30

We haven’t met here before, Swash, but I really hope it all works out well for you & your daughter x

EmpressaurusKitty · 17/05/2026 21:40

I visited a fascinating place in South East London today called the Crossness Pumping Station, built in 1865 as part of Bazalgette’s plan to clean up the Thames. It was magnificent inside, watching the machines was oddly hypnotic & there was even a model railway to play with.

The badger & others were keeping watch outside. Any gerbils stayed hidden.

The Bluestocking Pub: Infinite Cocktails, Questionable Logistics
The Bluestocking Pub: Infinite Cocktails, Questionable Logistics
The Bluestocking Pub: Infinite Cocktails, Questionable Logistics
The Bluestocking Pub: Infinite Cocktails, Questionable Logistics
MyrtleLion · 17/05/2026 23:24

EmpressaurusKitty · 17/05/2026 21:40

I visited a fascinating place in South East London today called the Crossness Pumping Station, built in 1865 as part of Bazalgette’s plan to clean up the Thames. It was magnificent inside, watching the machines was oddly hypnotic & there was even a model railway to play with.

The badger & others were keeping watch outside. Any gerbils stayed hidden.

I do love a bit of Bazalgette engineering.

Beauty as well as function.

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inkymoose · 18/05/2026 01:45

Dear Swash,

I feel so moved by your getting in touch. Thank you @MarieDeGournay for writing about Swash yesterday - I will never forget Swash and Dr Swash and Bear. I'm glad you have bought your house by the sea, Swash. I like to imagine you there, in your new, yet not-new and comforting home, walking by the sea, and Bear being present, so much loved, and your life continuing to flow, ordinary things and beautiful places around you.

I think we are all connected in our hearts, even though I'm manifesting currently as a large, rather silly and pedantic moose, who enjoys cups of tea as well as roaring mournfully into the wind on Tuesdays.

Sending love, and any time you want to nip over to the Bluestocking, please do.

Love,
inkymoose

🩵

EmpressaurusKitty · 18/05/2026 05:20

MyrtleLion · 17/05/2026 23:24

I do love a bit of Bazalgette engineering.

Beauty as well as function.

Exactly. And highly enthusiastic & knowledgeable volunteers, which always enhances a visit somewhere.

MyrtleLion · 18/05/2026 08:54

Gosie left Pin Mill at high tide after nearly falling into the Grindle twice in under ten minutes, which several locals in the Butt & Oyster appeared to consider both inevitable and entertaining. A Thames sailing barge moved slowly upriver through the mist while someone in Chelmo shouted directions that contradicted each other completely. It felt exactly like the kind of place where a logistics network could hide in plain sight for decades.

More importantly, it felt like the kind of place Fuzzypuffling would use briefly and abandon before anyone realised she had been there at all.

By mid morning Gosie was already moving inland again, following the strange gradual shift from tidal Suffolk into the long flat landscapes at the edge of the Fens.

The roads became narrower. The skies became enormous. Drainage channels appeared beside fields like fragments of forgotten geometry.

At a petrol station somewhere on the fen roads, Gosie unfolded the copied shipping manifests again and noticed something she had missed earlier.

The silver stars were never attached to coastal destinations.
Only transfer points.
Places where cargo changed systems:
boat to road
road to canal
canal to storage
storage to sea.

Which meant the star wasn’t a destination mark.
It was a routing instruction.

Gosie stared at the tiny silver symbol for a very long time after that.

Then she turned the sports car westward and drove on to the old farmhouse where ChristmasStars lived.

The house stood alone beyond a line of wind-bent trees with fen water glinting black beyond the fields. Sunlight spilled across the farmhouse kitchen windows, catching jars, copper pans, and the edges of carefully stacked tins. Somewhere inside, a cat was very clearly expecting company.

ChristmasStars opened the door before Gosie could knock.

“You took your time,” she said.

Gosie held up the copied manifest.

ChristmasStars’ expression changed immediately.

Not confusion.

Recognition.

Then concern.

Without a word she stepped aside and let Gosie in.

The kitchen smelled faintly of cardamom, woodsmoke, and something expensive stored in airtight tins.

Gosie placed the manifest on the table and pointed to the silver star.

“I found these in Pin Mill.”

ChristmasStars was silent for a long moment.

Then she said quietly:
“Oh dear.”

Not the response Gosie had hoped for.

“You know it?” Gosie asked.

ChristmasStars nodded once.

“The silver-star consignments are old money,” she said. “Very old. Wealthy gerbils. Private collectors. Maritime routes. Nobody stays anywhere long and nobody uses their real names.”

Gosie felt the investigation shift slightly under her feet again.

“And Fuzzypuffling?” she asked.

At that, ChristmasStars gave her a curious look.

“Fuzzy was here three days ago.”

Pause.

“She was heading west.”

https://myrtlelion.substack.com/p/6cec506e-7544-4e40-bfe9-6ec6cfd98ba9

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FuzzyPuffling · 18/05/2026 09:18

Oh Stars you are a beautiful cat! Maybe you're the map?

ChristmasStars · 18/05/2026 09:45

@MyrtleLion I love this so much!

@FuzzyPuffling why thank you. Who knows, eh? 😉

EdithStourton · 18/05/2026 09:54

I can confirm (from observation rather than direct experience) that falling into the Grindle is easily done.

Well done Gosie for not getting a dunking.

MarieDeGournay · 18/05/2026 12:00

I think we are all connected in our hearts, even though I'm manifesting currently as a large, rather silly and pedantic moose, who enjoys cups of tea as well as roaring mournfully into the wind on Tuesdays.

Thank you for saying that, Inky. I had a brief moment of doubt last year about the appropriateness of deploying small furry rodents in a case of real-life tragedy, but I thought about it and came to the same conclusion as you, about how we are connected by mooses and gerbils and starry cats and hedgehogs and pufflings and so on...

I wrote my thoughts down like this:

I sing the gerbil.

They can defy the laws of physics by carrying vats of our favourite tipples to us.
They can do synchronised massages on creatures many times their size.
They have no fear in the face of felines.
They have restored the reputation of Furries.
They bring us sleep and sometimes dreams.
They are prepared to dress up in ra-ra skirts and form gerbil pyramids.
They accompany us to hospital appointments and job interviews.
They dressed in black and lined the quay to meet a galleon freighted with grief.
They go where we cannot go - into each others' hearts.

I sing the gerbil.
💙

Chickadeeinme · 18/05/2026 12:46

I love a bit of anaphora. And gerbils.

MarieDeGournay · 18/05/2026 13:13

Chickadeeinme · 18/05/2026 12:46

I love a bit of anaphora. And gerbils.

I had to look that up - anaphora, not gerbils😁
A new word for me - thank you Chickadeeinme!

MyrtleLion · 18/05/2026 14:37

MarieDeGournay · 18/05/2026 12:00

I think we are all connected in our hearts, even though I'm manifesting currently as a large, rather silly and pedantic moose, who enjoys cups of tea as well as roaring mournfully into the wind on Tuesdays.

Thank you for saying that, Inky. I had a brief moment of doubt last year about the appropriateness of deploying small furry rodents in a case of real-life tragedy, but I thought about it and came to the same conclusion as you, about how we are connected by mooses and gerbils and starry cats and hedgehogs and pufflings and so on...

I wrote my thoughts down like this:

I sing the gerbil.

They can defy the laws of physics by carrying vats of our favourite tipples to us.
They can do synchronised massages on creatures many times their size.
They have no fear in the face of felines.
They have restored the reputation of Furries.
They bring us sleep and sometimes dreams.
They are prepared to dress up in ra-ra skirts and form gerbil pyramids.
They accompany us to hospital appointments and job interviews.
They dressed in black and lined the quay to meet a galleon freighted with grief.
They go where we cannot go - into each others' hearts.

I sing the gerbil.
💙

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This is beautiful.

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