Welcome to the nth iteration of the Bluestocking women’s pub, where gerbils are staff, the drinks are free, and alcohol has no effect except to get you to the sweet spot just before the drink you really shouldn’t have had.
Men can go to the Staunch Ally next door.
It’s OK if you don’t understand. Just assume everything is normal.
Previous thread is here:
https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/5523989-bluestocking-womens-pub-its-maytime