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The Bluestocking Pub: Infinite Cocktails, Questionable Logistics

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MyrtleLion · 16/05/2026 19:56

Welcome to the nth iteration of the Bluestocking women’s pub, where gerbils are staff, the drinks are free, and alcohol has no effect except to get you to the sweet spot just before the drink you really shouldn’t have had.

Men can go to the Staunch Ally next door.

It’s OK if you don’t understand. Just assume everything is normal.

Previous thread is here:

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/5523989-bluestocking-womens-pub-its-maytime

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MarieDeGournay · Yesterday 20:31

I love that one of the books Maud is reading is 'Foucault for Gerbils'😂

Boiledbeetle · Yesterday 20:34

Magpiecomplex · Yesterday 20:24

How many wings have I got in that picture? 🤔

Always useful to carry a spare

ErrolTheDragon · Yesterday 20:36

MyrtleLion · Yesterday 20:22

I think Maud may be a bit overwhelmed...

She's tucked up in bed.

Such a picture of contentment (except for the portrait of Giant Wombat weeping over cheese for some inexplicable reason)

ErrolTheDragon · Yesterday 20:36

Boiledbeetle · Yesterday 20:34

Always useful to carry a spare

Or two?

Swashbuckled · Yesterday 20:39

Thanks @Boiledbeetle for the pictures of me and Bear; I’ve always loved them 💙. And thanks everyone for the nice words🙂.

Me and the hound went for a walk on the beach, catching a break in the rain. Of course, once we were way out at the far end, the storm came. We were absolutely soaked, but later the sun came out and it was still windy so the hound got a nature’s own blow-dry, which seemed to cheer him up.

And then a rainbow emerged, so that was nice.

I’m a bit clueless about this Gosie thing, but I’m sure things will become clearer in time. Or not….

MyrtleLion · Yesterday 20:49

Boiledbeetle · Yesterday 20:28

That would be so cute 😍

A package arrived from KnottyandPistey...

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MyrtleLion · Yesterday 20:51

Lundy

By Monday afternoon, Gosie was standing on the deck of a supply boat pitching steadily through a steel-grey Atlantic swell while questioning several recent life decisions.
The crossing west had been long enough for the mainland to dissolve completely into haze behind her. Ahead, Lundy rose abruptly from the sea like something that had decided, quite independently, to become an island.
Steep cliffs.
White water.
Wind hard enough to flatten thoughts.
And puffins.
Hundreds of them.
Gosie had expected the puffins to look dignified and mysterious, given the increasingly dramatic build-up surrounding them.
This expectation lasted approximately fourteen seconds.
One puffin immediately fell off a rock.
Another appeared to be shouting at seaweed.
A third stared directly at Gosie while carrying three fish sideways in its beak with an expression suggesting catastrophic confusion.
“They observe everything,” ChristmasStars had said.
Which now felt less reassuring.
Still, by early evening Gosie had managed to reach the western side of the island where the old lighthouse stood above the cliffs, white against the darkening sky. The Atlantic stretched endlessly beyond it.
There, finally, she found evidence that mattered.
Not hidden.
Waiting.
Wedged carefully beneath a flat stone near the lighthouse path sat a small waterproof tin marked with the tiny silver star.
Inside:

  • a folded marina receipt from Plymouth
  • a matchbook from a harbourside café
  • and a single handwritten sentence:

TOO LATE FOR PIN MILL. TRY THE HOE.

No signature.

But trapped beneath the paper was one unmistakable black-and-white feather.

Puffin.

Gosie looked back toward the lighthouse as the wind rose around the cliffs.
Somewhere below her, out over the darkening Atlantic, the puffins wheeled and called through the evening air like fragments of a code she still didn’t fully understand.

And somewhere in Plymouth, Fuzzypuffling was waiting.

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ErrolTheDragon · Yesterday 20:53

Today’s seas were wilder - quite high winds made it quite hard to hold the camera steady. But here’s one with seals in (we were in the company of a seal charmer, it transpired - blowing on a horn apparently piques their interest). Also a fulmar contentedly nesting in a niche in a broch. Several chambered cairn tombs, one multi-level with a ladder - probably easier than its original entryway.

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FuzzyPuffling · Yesterday 21:19

MyrtleLion · Yesterday 20:49

A package arrived from KnottyandPistey...

Perfect.
Except I want a cuddly Fawley now!

Chickadeeinme · Yesterday 23:27

Temperatures soared up into the 90sF here today - very weird for May, especially after such a late cold spring. Hot and sweaty!

DeanElderberry · Today 06:57

Our weather forecast suggests we might, if we're really lucky, squeeze into the 60s today. With a brisk wind. And cloudy skies.

FuzzyPuffling · Today 07:01

Bit grey here, and showers are forecast. But it's supposed to be 26° by Sunday.

Best get my shorts out again!

EmpressaurusKitty · Today 07:01

We’re meant to be around 27-30C at the weekend.

FuzzyPuffling · Today 07:13

I'm going to iron a summer dress to wear on Sunday. Optmist.

MarieDeGournay · Today 08:57

Swashbuckled · Yesterday 20:39

Thanks @Boiledbeetle for the pictures of me and Bear; I’ve always loved them 💙. And thanks everyone for the nice words🙂.

Me and the hound went for a walk on the beach, catching a break in the rain. Of course, once we were way out at the far end, the storm came. We were absolutely soaked, but later the sun came out and it was still windy so the hound got a nature’s own blow-dry, which seemed to cheer him up.

And then a rainbow emerged, so that was nice.

I’m a bit clueless about this Gosie thing, but I’m sure things will become clearer in time. Or not….

Hello Swash, the Gosie Saga is a mystery/thriller/adventure story
She went on hols to France a while ago and came back with a beret, an air of mystery and a Quest. Gosie is visiting each of us to see what we know to guide her towards her next set of clues.
Nobody knows what it's about.... or do they?.....🤔

It's wonderfully written, very funny, and - surprisingly, because, y'know, l do actually know it's a story about a gerbil in a tweed coat - I find it genuinely gripping!

Nice to hear about your windblown walk with Hound... I wonder was Gosie observing your route to see if there were any clues in it?? That's the kind of thing that happens in the Gosie Saga...

MarieDeGournay · Today 11:05

Reasons to love Google #5,340,668:
My infamous little pieces of paper with unattributed quotes on them.

I have this bad habit of grabbing any piece of paper to jot down something I've just read which I want to make a note of. So I end up with pieces of paper with unidentified quotes on them🙄

Yesterday while tidying I came across a page torn out of a notebook with
The hour-glass condemned because its simple workmanship/ Was like the workmanship of the plowman [sic]'
but nothing at all about where I had read it.😠

Google +AI found it immediately: from the draft for "The Four Zoas," and later included in plate 65 of Jerusalem.

The hour glass contemnd because its simple workmanship
Was as the workmanship of the plowman & the water wheel
That raises water into Cisterns broken & burnd in fire
Because its workmanship was like the workmanship of the Shepherd
And in their stead intricate wheels invented Wheel without wheel
To perplex youth in their outgoings & to bind to labours
Of day & night the myriads of Eternity that they might file
And polish brass & iron hour after hour laborious workmanship
Kept ignorant of the use that they might spend the days of wisdom
In sorrowful drudgery to obtain a scanty pittance of bread
In ignorance to view a small portion & think that All
And call it Demonstration blind to all the simple rules of life.
'Alternate Labour and Relaxation': An Introduction – Romanticism on the Net – Érudit

Its great to come across an isolated few lines of a genius like Blake, because you get a chance to read them really really carefully - well maybe you all do that anyway, but I know I don't.

Lines like
that they might spend the days of wisdom
In sorrowful drudgery to obtain a scanty pittance of bread
and
intricate wheels invented Wheel without wheel
To perplex youth in their outgoings

There are so many thousands of lines like that in Blake, I know I'd just skim over many of them.

Good old Google!Smile

Chickadeeinme · Today 13:13

I love Blake but had never read The Four Zoas, so thanks for that @MarieDeGournay. Expressed in 18th century terms but just as true if you translate it in 21st century terms.

EdithStourton · Today 13:47

FuzzyPuffling · Today 07:13

I'm going to iron a summer dress to wear on Sunday. Optmist.

Well, that will annoy the weather gods. They'll be sending rain.

ETA, having said that, last bank holiday the soil here was bone dry. So I hung up a load of laundry, on the grounds that laundry on line + bank holiday = guaranteed rainstorm.

No such luck.

PastaAllaNorma · Today 13:48

The extent of my knowledge of William Blake is snippets of Jerusalem and the bit quoted by Annie in Bull Durham -
"The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom."

PastaAllaNorma · Today 13:50

Running out of space in Dad's porch for all the stuff. We haven't started on the upstairs yet!

I'm heading back home today.

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NotAtMyAge · Today 14:04

PastaAllaNorma · Today 13:50

Running out of space in Dad's porch for all the stuff. We haven't started on the upstairs yet!

I'm heading back home today.

And that's all stuff left behind by flaky niece and partner? 😬Your poor Dad...

EmpressaurusKitty · Today 14:22

That’s bloody awful behaviour, @PastaAllaNorma.

FuzzyPuffling · Today 14:23

Nice sewing machine though! Sell that.

MyrtleLion · Today 14:25

Plymouth
Gosie arrived in Plymouth shortly after rain.
The pavements still gleamed darkly. Gulls drifted overhead with the air of creatures who believed the entire city belonged to them personally. Somewhere down near the harbour, metal rigging chimed irregularly in the wind.
After Lundy, the sound made Gosie immediately suspicious.
Plymouth felt larger than anywhere the investigation had taken her so far.
Not physically.
Historically.
Every street seemed connected to:

  • departures
  • crossings
  • expeditions
  • trade
  • war
  • or somebody making an extremely poor maritime decision several centuries earlier.
The city carried movement in its bones.

The clue from Lundy had been simple enough:
TRY THE HOE
So Gosie checked into a tiny harbourside guesthouse where the owner insisted on discussing breakfast marmalade for nearly fifteen uninterrupted minutes, then headed uphill toward the waterfront.
The sea wind was astonishingly aggressive.
By the time Gosie reached the lighthouse on the Hoe, she was beginning to suspect western Britain had declared personal war on small mammals.
Tourists wandered past wrapped in coats while pretending they were “enjoying the fresh air.” Children chased gulls. Someone nearby dropped an ice cream despite conditions making ice cream objectively unreasonable.
Nothing about the place looked covert.
And yet Gosie immediately saw the stars.
Tiny silver ones.
Once she noticed the first, she began seeing them everywhere:

  • scratched faintly into marina noticeboards
  • worked into old sticker corners
  • marked discreetly on bollards near the harbour wall
  • hidden inside layers of ordinary visual clutter
Not secret enough to conceal. Just subtle enough to dismiss. That was the western network all over.

For most of the afternoon Gosie simply walked.
The Hoe.
The harbour edge.
The old streets climbing inland.
The waterfront cafés full of sailors, students, tourists, naval personnel and people who looked impossible to categorise properly.
Twice she became convinced she was being followed.
Both times it turned out to be the same dachshund.

By early evening she found herself standing at the rail overlooking the water as ferries moved slowly through the Sound beyond the breakwater.
And for the first time since this investigation began, Gosie had the distinct uncomfortable feeling that she was no longer tracing the network from outside.
The network knew she was here.
Not because anyone confronted her.
Because the stars had stopped feeling hidden.
Instead, they felt placed where she specifically would notice them.
Like trail markers.
Or acknowledgements.
Far out across the darkening water, a foghorn sounded once through the evening mist.
And somewhere in Plymouth, Gosie was increasingly certain, Fuzzypuffling already knew she had arrived.

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FuzzyPuffling · Today 14:42

Ah Gosie, have a chippy supper and admire the view.

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