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The Bluestocking Pub: Infinite Cocktails, Questionable Logistics

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MyrtleLion · 16/05/2026 19:56

Welcome to the nth iteration of the Bluestocking women’s pub, where gerbils are staff, the drinks are free, and alcohol has no effect except to get you to the sweet spot just before the drink you really shouldn’t have had.

Men can go to the Staunch Ally next door.

It’s OK if you don’t understand. Just assume everything is normal.

Previous thread is here:

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/5523989-bluestocking-womens-pub-its-maytime

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EmpressaurusKitty · 25/05/2026 12:06

FuzzyPuffling · 25/05/2026 11:51

I am English through and through, at least back til the Norman Conquest. I have my family tree back to 1190 and a surname that may well connect me to the French invaders. ( Sorry, Anglo Saxons)

And someone once asked me if I was Irish! Maybe it's just a conversational opener.

Wow.

I’ve just finished Georgette Heyer’s book about William & the Norman invasion. It was a bit hard going in places but very informative. Are you going to go & see the Bayeux Tapestry, @FuzzyPuffling?

AngleofRepose · 25/05/2026 12:09

PastaAllaNorma · 25/05/2026 11:54

I used to make make gooseberry ice cream for my dad, coffee or pecan for my mum, raspberry and Cointreau sorbet for my best friend, and then almond biscuits with all the left over egg whites.

Just pop over in an hour or so, Fuzzy, and you'll be well looked after. Or leave it a fortnight for when the strawberry patch is productive.

I'm making asparagus tart for lunch today.

<sigh> I may be drooling over here... This is making me very hungry, and all I have in the house is healthy food, y'know, salads and fruit and hummus... And it's too hot to go out and buy lots of food with refined sugar in it!

AngleofRepose · 25/05/2026 12:12

I just recently discovered that I actually have some French ancestry, via Canada, on my mother's side! Very excited indeed, as I thought they were "just" English and Scottish.

Magpiecomplex · 25/05/2026 12:19

I've been asked if I was French before, but never Irish. From the questioner's subsequent behaviour, it was a chat-up line.

ErrolTheDragon · 25/05/2026 12:24

MyrtleLion · 25/05/2026 11:47

Another rarely sung intro to a famous song:

The sun is shining, the grass is green
The orange and palm trees sway
There's never been such a day
In Beverly Hills, L.A
But it's December the twenty-fourth
And I am longing to be up North.

If it’s not White Christmas it should beGrin

AngleofRepose · 25/05/2026 12:28

MyrtleLion · 25/05/2026 11:47

Another rarely sung intro to a famous song:

The sun is shining, the grass is green
The orange and palm trees sway
There's never been such a day
In Beverly Hills, L.A
But it's December the twenty-fourth
And I am longing to be up North.

Oh! Joni Mitchell... can't remember the name of the song...

no, that's not right, is it?

ErrolTheDragon · 25/05/2026 12:29

I’ve little idea of my ancestry - grandparents had rather common names which makes conventional records-based ancestry tracing difficult. Northern English so probably some sort of Norse/anglo Saxon, with a good dash of Welsh from mums side.

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 25/05/2026 12:29

PastaAllaNorma · 25/05/2026 11:54

I used to make make gooseberry ice cream for my dad, coffee or pecan for my mum, raspberry and Cointreau sorbet for my best friend, and then almond biscuits with all the left over egg whites.

Just pop over in an hour or so, Fuzzy, and you'll be well looked after. Or leave it a fortnight for when the strawberry patch is productive.

I'm making asparagus tart for lunch today.

Those all sound delicious, @PastaAllaNorma!

I want to have a go at making rhubarb sorbet - it doesn’t look too difficult.

Chickadeeinme · 25/05/2026 12:31

My dad played stride piano - think Fats Waller with the left hand hitting a lower note and then bouncing up an octave or two and playing a chord, while the right hand played the melody. He always called that vamping, but why I couldn’t tell you.

Chilly and rainy here today, just in time for folks with a grill to bemoan their cancelled cook-out. The Memorial Day holiday today is generally regarded in America as the start of summer, which is a bit ironic in Maine when spring doesn’t really begin until mid-April.

AngleofRepose · 25/05/2026 12:31

There's a recipe I've been meaning to try, from Nadia's Simple Spices: Kulfi Ice Cream Bars. Maybe once the heat breaks this weekend, and I can rejoin the land of the living.

cardamom, pistachios, raspberries, and custard cream biscuits 😻

EmpressaurusKitty · 25/05/2026 12:33

AngleofRepose · 25/05/2026 12:28

Oh! Joni Mitchell... can't remember the name of the song...

no, that's not right, is it?

Edited

That’s the beginning of White Christmas, isn’t it?

ErrolTheDragon · 25/05/2026 12:35

Chickadeeinme · 25/05/2026 12:31

My dad played stride piano - think Fats Waller with the left hand hitting a lower note and then bouncing up an octave or two and playing a chord, while the right hand played the melody. He always called that vamping, but why I couldn’t tell you.

Chilly and rainy here today, just in time for folks with a grill to bemoan their cancelled cook-out. The Memorial Day holiday today is generally regarded in America as the start of summer, which is a bit ironic in Maine when spring doesn’t really begin until mid-April.

Aren there still ‘rules’ about clothing - regardless of which state you’re in - which mean you can now wear white shoes, but only until Labor Day?

Chickadeeinme · 25/05/2026 12:42

Traditionally yes, but I doubt many people take notice of it!

PastaAllaNorma · 25/05/2026 12:52

Chickadeeinme · 25/05/2026 12:42

Traditionally yes, but I doubt many people take notice of it!

You'd better or Serial Mom will murder you! (although if I had to be murdered, I would probably pick Kathleen Turner to do it.)

^ I apologise for the extremely niche 90s film reference.

AngleofRepose · 25/05/2026 12:56

Chickadeeinme · 25/05/2026 12:31

My dad played stride piano - think Fats Waller with the left hand hitting a lower note and then bouncing up an octave or two and playing a chord, while the right hand played the melody. He always called that vamping, but why I couldn’t tell you.

Chilly and rainy here today, just in time for folks with a grill to bemoan their cancelled cook-out. The Memorial Day holiday today is generally regarded in America as the start of summer, which is a bit ironic in Maine when spring doesn’t really begin until mid-April.

Yes, Chickadee, I certainly do not miss the blink-and-you-miss-it New England springs: one, possibly two, lovely weeks between frozen solid and sauna.

Welsh springs seem endless ❤which makes up for the Welsh winters, which are also, oddly, endless!

MarieDeGournay · 25/05/2026 13:09

I guessed 'White Christmas'. Myrtle, didn't google it honest!

I never knew the title of Joni Mitchell's 'It's coming on Christmas/I wish I had a river to skate away on' was 'White River Christmas'
Every day a school day here😁

FuzzyPuffling · 25/05/2026 13:15

EmpressaurusKitty · 25/05/2026 12:06

Wow.

I’ve just finished Georgette Heyer’s book about William & the Norman invasion. It was a bit hard going in places but very informative. Are you going to go & see the Bayeux Tapestry, @FuzzyPuffling?

Bayeux??? Pah, it was made in Hastings.
And "tapestry". It's an embroidery!

Call trading standards!

MyrtleLion · 25/05/2026 13:17

ErrolTheDragon · 25/05/2026 12:24

If it’s not White Christmas it should beGrin

Correct!

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EmpressaurusKitty · 25/05/2026 13:17

FuzzyPuffling · 25/05/2026 13:15

Bayeux??? Pah, it was made in Hastings.
And "tapestry". It's an embroidery!

Call trading standards!

Oops!

MyrtleLion · 25/05/2026 13:18

MarieDeGournay · 25/05/2026 13:09

I guessed 'White Christmas'. Myrtle, didn't google it honest!

I never knew the title of Joni Mitchell's 'It's coming on Christmas/I wish I had a river to skate away on' was 'White River Christmas'
Every day a school day here😁

I do love that song.

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AngleofRepose · 25/05/2026 13:23

FuzzyPuffling · 25/05/2026 13:15

Bayeux??? Pah, it was made in Hastings.
And "tapestry". It's an embroidery!

Call trading standards!

Agree, on both counts, but I still want to see it, and this might be my only chance. If I could just avoid the crowds. Somehow.

FuzzyPuffling · 25/05/2026 13:24

AngleofRepose · 25/05/2026 13:23

Agree, on both counts, but I still want to see it, and this might be my only chance. If I could just avoid the crowds. Somehow.

You'll have to sneak in at night. Maybe Gosie can help?

Chickadeeinme · 25/05/2026 13:24

FuzzyPuffling · 25/05/2026 13:15

Bayeux??? Pah, it was made in Hastings.
And "tapestry". It's an embroidery!

Call trading standards!

But it is a thing of beauty despite all that. We went to see it last summer when we were in Normandy. I’d last seen it sometime in the 70s when it was not well displayed but now it’s fabulous - good preservation and you can get close to it (glass in between you and it obvs) and really look at the stitchery. There must have been a design before the women started stitching - you couldn’t make that up on the fly - but I guess it must have just been discarded when they were done with the work.

MyrtleLion · 25/05/2026 13:38

Bank Holiday Monday

In which Plymouth gets in the way...

The galleon cleared the shadow of Drake’s Island and travelled northeast towards Sutton Harbour as the dawn slowly filled the sky above Plymouth.

On deck, Gosie sat wrapped in blankets near the rail with Brains pressed firmly against her legs. She still looked pale but was considerably more furious than frightened, which everybody took as encouraging.

The Box of Distractions sat beside the mast with the lid tied firmly shut using considerably more rope than seemed strictly necessary.

Hedgehog crouched nearby with a stack of damp manifests spread across an overturned crate while Octavia cross-checked details on the police laptop.

“These were in the calamari room,” said Hedgehog, flattening damp pages against the crate. “Nobody was paying much attention to paperwork once the gerbils seized the radios.”

Gosie leaned forward suddenly, one paw still gripping her mug. “That symbol,” she said.

Hedgehog shifted the page towards her. Alongside a block of shipping codes sat a small circle, crossed by three fine lines, stamped repeatedly beside several consignments.

“I kept hearing them talk about timing windows,” said Gosie. “Not dates. Windows. Everything had to move together. They were bringing shipments into Millbay, taking them to Sutton Harbour for relabelling, then returning them to the docks by road before departure. The Bank Holiday’s perfect for it. So many other yachts and cruisers moving. Nobody notices patterns.”

“What kind of shipments?” said @EdithStourton.

Gosie gave a tired shrug. “Seeds. Documents. Paintings once, I think. Maybe musical manuscripts. Half the time I couldn’t tell if the labels were real.”

“You heard all this from a cell?”

“They forgot the ventilation shafts carried sound.” Gosie took another sip of tea. “Also there was a cat.”

Everybody paused.

“A cat?” asked @AngleofRepose.

“Yes. Kitty. Lived down there apparently.” Gosie pointed vaguely back towards the island. “Very helpful.”

“How exactly was the cat helpful?”

“She kept stealing things and then staring at them until I noticed.”

There was a brief silence.

“That is,” said Hedgehog, “extremely cat-like behaviour.”

“That,” said Angle, “is extremely @EmpressaurusKitty's Kitty-like behaviour.”

Gosie reached across the manifests and tapped another consignment mark. “This one matters,” she said quietly. “Kitty brought it to me yesterday.”

Ahead of them, Sutton Harbour looked entirely normal. Which, Gosie now realised, was probably the point.

“There!” Hedgehog suddenly pointed towards the quayside. Three small white delivery vans were pulling away from the warehouses beside Sutton Harbour. They looked identical to dozens of others until they turned out of the marina. On the rear doors, half-obscured by salt and grime, was the same circle crossed by three fine white lines.

“Millbay,” said Gosie immediately.

Octavia shut the police laptop. “If the vans are moving cargo back to the docks, they’ll already be loading.”

@Swashbuckled was already turning the wheel.

The galleon swung ponderously away towards the Hoe as harbour traffic crowded the water.

Everything suddenly seemed to be in the way.

A fuel barge blocked the marina exit. Two rental cruisers drifted uncertainly across the channel while somebody shouted contradictory instructions about ropes. Beyond the breakwater, paddleboarders bobbed gently in the tide with complete disregard for organised smuggling operations.

“Move,” muttered Swashbuckled.

The galleon cleared the Barbican at last and began the long curve around the Hoe into open Sound.

Above them, Plymouth was fully waking now. Fishing boats crossed the harbour mouth trailing gulls behind them. Traffic moved along the waterfront roads. Café shutters rattled upward in the growing light.

By the time Millbay came fully into view, one of the vans was already pulling away from the quay.

“Look!” shouted Edith.

Beyond the warehouses, a dark blue Rustler 36 was motoring slowly out from the docks while figures moved briskly across the deck preparing sail.

“No,” said Gosie softly.

Swashbuckled hauled hard on the wheel. For one brief impossible moment it looked as though the galleon might still cut across the smaller yacht before it reached the outer channel.

Then an inbound trawler crossed directly between them, dragging a wash of white water through the narrowing gap.

By the time the wake cleared, the yacht had slipped west beyond the breakwater.

Rigging snapped sharply in the morning wind as cream sails climbed upward.

Stretched across the canvas, bright in the dawn light, was a circle crossed by three fine white lines.

https://myrtlelion.substack.com/p/bank-holiday-monday

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