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Bluestocking Women’s Pub - it’s Maytime!

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ErrolTheDragon · 01/05/2026 08:48

Welcome to any women who want the company of women!

Thats it really….ok so this place is staffed by gerbils with the occasional quokka or capybara but it functions like a friendly pub where you don’t have to know what’s going on all the time.
The drinks don’t intoxicate and the food is delicious yet healthy so please do come in.

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MyrtleLion · 16/05/2026 18:31

EdithStourton · 16/05/2026 15:02

Brains and Batshit are now very invested in Gosie's adventures.

Batshit of course has NFI what's going on, she just likes to know that Gosie is still keeping busy.

Brains wishes to report that she saw Lola driving the local antique Fergie the other day. Lola failed to wave as she zoomed by. Of course, it could mean absolutely nothing, but she noticed that the Fergie had a sticker on the back saying 'Pin Mill Parking Permit'. Pin Mill is the kind of mooring where a clapped-out Fergie would pass unnoticed. And having the sticker on the tractor would fit with Lola's off-the-wall and in-your-face Jack Russell humour.

But she thought she'd tell you anyway.

On Saturday evening, somewhere on the canal network, Gosie received a field report from Brains and Batshit concerning a sighting of Lola driving an antique Ferguson tractor bearing a “Pin Mill Parking Permit” sticker. Brains considered the detail potentially significant. Batshit considered several other things significant as well, including a wheelbarrow, a pheasant, and some “wrong biscuits.”

Gosie read Brains’ report twice.
Then a third time.
Not because Brains had been unclear — Brains was never unclear — but because several things aligned far too neatly all at once.
Pin Mill.
Tidal moorings.
Quiet river traffic.

The overlap between inland and coastal transfer routes.
And Lola.
Always Lola.
Not hidden.

Not discreet.

Practically performing suspiciousness in public.
Which, Gosie was beginning to realise, might itself be part of the operational method.
She turned the page over and studied Batshit’s additions more carefully than anyone would reasonably expect:

  • “wheelbarrow suspicious”
  • “saw pheasant again”
  • “Lola smells like wrong biscuits”
The last one bothered her. Not because it made obvious sense. Because Batshit operated almost entirely through instinct and sensory association. Wrong biscuits could mean:
  • unfamiliar seed stock
  • imported cargo
  • marina food stores
  • or simply that Lola had recently been somewhere unusual
Gosie stared out of the narrowboat window for a long time after that. Then she folded the letter very carefully, slipped it into her notebook beside Hedgehog’s canal observations, and finally smiled for the first time in nearly two days. Fuzzypuffling wasn’t in the Midlands. Fuzzypuffling was almost certainly somewhere on the East Anglian coast. And if Lola had been seen near Pin Mill, the network was already moving again.

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Bluestocking Women’s Pub - it’s Maytime!
EdithStourton · 16/05/2026 19:48

Magpiecomplex · 16/05/2026 15:27

Oh, that's a thing of beauty! I assume you drove off with it - I'll pop round later to collect it, yes?

Actually, Lola managed to hotwire it before I was able to get the keys off the guy for 'a quick test-drive'.

She got it tangled in the guy-ropes of the police tent and had to scarper through the cattle ring while the cops tried to work which of the nearby humans had been responsible.

Hence the commentary on the beef steers of '...and selective breeding has increased the quantity of the finer cuts. What I am looking at now is WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A DOG IN THE RING! Bloody Jack Russells!'

Magpiecomplex · 16/05/2026 19:50

EdithStourton · 16/05/2026 19:48

Actually, Lola managed to hotwire it before I was able to get the keys off the guy for 'a quick test-drive'.

She got it tangled in the guy-ropes of the police tent and had to scarper through the cattle ring while the cops tried to work which of the nearby humans had been responsible.

Hence the commentary on the beef steers of '...and selective breeding has increased the quantity of the finer cuts. What I am looking at now is WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A DOG IN THE RING! Bloody Jack Russells!'

Oh, Lola... Sigh.

EdithStourton · 16/05/2026 19:52

FuzzyPuffling · 16/05/2026 18:03

I thought it was Friday earlier too.

I thought Wednesday was Tuesday. I kept having to correct myself.

EmpressaurusKitty · 16/05/2026 19:53

I had Wednesday off this week & Thursday felt like Monday.

MyrtleLion · 16/05/2026 19:58

Can someone else round everyone up? I'm propping up the bar in the new place 💙

Magpiecomplex · 16/05/2026 20:01

@Boiledbeetle do you need any help with your Tunnocks stash?

EdithStourton · 16/05/2026 20:02

Magpiecomplex · 16/05/2026 16:18

That's it, I'm outsourcing all my laundry to the gerbils, effective immediately!

Gaberdine suggests that Modom might find a well-cut mackintosh to be of use, given how unsettled the weather has been so far this May...
(I need to get the hang of AI images.)

Magpiecomplex · 16/05/2026 20:03

All aboard! The quokkas have offered to manage transport to the new thread.

Bluestocking Women’s Pub - it’s Maytime!
EdithStourton · 16/05/2026 20:06

I have spares if the quokkas need them.

Bluestocking Women’s Pub - it’s Maytime!
Magpiecomplex · 16/05/2026 20:07

EdithStourton · 16/05/2026 20:02

Gaberdine suggests that Modom might find a well-cut mackintosh to be of use, given how unsettled the weather has been so far this May...
(I need to get the hang of AI images.)

Excellent suggestion from Gabardine.

Bluestocking Women’s Pub - it’s Maytime!
EdithStourton · 16/05/2026 20:10

Magpiecomplex · 16/05/2026 20:07

Excellent suggestion from Gabardine.

Loving the cut of that, Maggers.
Very stylish.

NotAtMyAge · 16/05/2026 20:10

I've bookmarked the new thread, for which many thanks, @MyrtleLion but will be good and help to finish this one off first.

DH and I have been wondering how our older rescue cat has recently managed to find a way out of what we thought was our well-fenced big back garden which has been his domain for the past 3 years (came to us as unused to traffic). DH thinks he's sussed it, but will need to mosey down the riverbank alongside the garden to be sure. Watch this space...

Magpiecomplex · 16/05/2026 20:11

NotAtMyAge · 16/05/2026 20:10

I've bookmarked the new thread, for which many thanks, @MyrtleLion but will be good and help to finish this one off first.

DH and I have been wondering how our older rescue cat has recently managed to find a way out of what we thought was our well-fenced big back garden which has been his domain for the past 3 years (came to us as unused to traffic). DH thinks he's sussed it, but will need to mosey down the riverbank alongside the garden to be sure. Watch this space...

🫪

Boiledbeetle · 16/05/2026 20:13

Magpiecomplex · 16/05/2026 20:01

@Boiledbeetle do you need any help with your Tunnocks stash?

Always, there's way too many boxes for one beetle and 50 gerbils to carry! Besides I'm busy scratching scabs off.

Thanks xx

Magpiecomplex · 16/05/2026 20:13

EdithStourton · 16/05/2026 20:10

Loving the cut of that, Maggers.
Very stylish.

I rather like the outfit I'm wearing in the laundry picture. I wonder if AI is any good at creating dressmaking patterns?

Boiledbeetle · 16/05/2026 20:15

@Chickadeeinme did you request a new thread call?

EdithStourton · 16/05/2026 20:15

Magpiecomplex · 16/05/2026 20:13

I rather like the outfit I'm wearing in the laundry picture. I wonder if AI is any good at creating dressmaking patterns?

The cut of the dress is very flattering. It would be lovely in a soft jersey.

Magpiecomplex · 16/05/2026 20:16

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Bluestocking Women’s Pub - it’s Maytime!
Boiledbeetle · 16/05/2026 20:17

Magpiecomplex · 16/05/2026 20:16

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Did Gubbins do the labels?

Magpiecomplex · 16/05/2026 20:18

Boiledbeetle · 16/05/2026 20:17

Did Gubbins do the labels?

How did you guess?

EdithStourton · 16/05/2026 20:18

Looks as if Maggers untangled the Valtra and drove it off while the cops were interviewing every farm lad in a 50 yard radius.

Magpiecomplex · 16/05/2026 20:26

EdithStourton · 16/05/2026 20:18

Looks as if Maggers untangled the Valtra and drove it off while the cops were interviewing every farm lad in a 50 yard radius.

Yep. No one expects a middle aged woman to be driving a tractor.

Magpiecomplex · 16/05/2026 20:28

Time, ladies.

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