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Bluestocking Women’s Pub - it’s Maytime!

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ErrolTheDragon · 01/05/2026 08:48

Welcome to any women who want the company of women!

Thats it really….ok so this place is staffed by gerbils with the occasional quokka or capybara but it functions like a friendly pub where you don’t have to know what’s going on all the time.
The drinks don’t intoxicate and the food is delicious yet healthy so please do come in.

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ErrolTheDragon · 14/05/2026 22:44

WearyAuldWumman · 14/05/2026 22:37

Have no idea whether I'll manage, but I've bitten the bullet and have ordered a pair of running shoes.

The older chap who runs one of the Senior Flex classes at the Leisure Centre is trying to get a beginners' running class off the ground. I'm hoping to get a pair of good knee supports and I now appear to have my orthotics sorted out, so I live in hope.

I got up to 7.4 kph on the treadmill yesterday and actually jogged without pain for a couple of minutes. Worst case scenario, I'll use them as walking shoes.

Way to go! Probably best to keep a running club on the ground though.Grin

I’ve once or twice had a dream that seems real that I’m running down steps or a hill and can do it without my feet touching the ground - it’s a lovely feeling.

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MarieDeGournay · 14/05/2026 22:48

Great, WearyAuldWumman!
You're going to have to change your username when you take up running though😁
I suppose you could just put it in ironic quotation marks "WearyAuldWumman"

WearyAuldWumman · 14/05/2026 22:56

For @Boiledbeetle .

My tutor in second yr at Glasgow Uni was Edwin Morgan.

Midge

The evening is perfect, my sisters.
The loch lies silent, the air is still.
The sun’s last rays linger over the water
and there is a faint smirr, almost a smudge
of summer rain. Sisters, I smell supper,
and what is more perfect than supper?
It is emerging from the wood,
in twos and threes, a dozen in all,
making such a chatter and a clatter
as it reaches the rocky shore,
admiring the arrangements of the light.
See the innocents, my sisters,
the clumsy ones, the laughing ones,
the rolled-up sleeves and the flapping shorts,
there is even a kilt (the god of the midges,
you are good to us!) So gather your forces,
leave your tree trunks, forsake the rushes,
fly up from the sour brown mosses
to the seek flesh of face and forearm.
Think of your eggs. What does the egg need?
Blood, and blood. Blood is what the egg needs.
Our men have done their bit, they’ve gone,
it was all they were good for, poor dears. Now
it is up to us. The egg is quietly screaming
for supper, blood, supper, blood, supper!
Attack, my little Draculas, my Amazons!
Look at those flailing arms and stamping feet.
They’re running, swatting, swearing, oh they’re hopeless.
Keep at them, ladies. This is a feast,
this is a midsummer night’s dream.
Soon we shall all lie down filled and rich,
and lay, and lay, and lay, and lay, and lay.

WearyAuldWumman · 14/05/2026 23:11

MarieDeGournay · 14/05/2026 22:48

Great, WearyAuldWumman!
You're going to have to change your username when you take up running though😁
I suppose you could just put it in ironic quotation marks "WearyAuldWumman"

Well, WearyAuldWummanWiBauchledKnees would be a bit on the long side.

WearyAuldWumman · 14/05/2026 23:18

ErrolTheDragon · 14/05/2026 22:44

Way to go! Probably best to keep a running club on the ground though.Grin

I’ve once or twice had a dream that seems real that I’m running down steps or a hill and can do it without my feet touching the ground - it’s a lovely feeling.

I'll never attempt running downhill in real life unfortunately - the knee condition means that it takes me all my time to walk down them. Walking uphill is fine...

When DH took some of the kids from school out hillwalking, there was one time when we went so far and then he took the boys on a more difficult path.

I was supposed to be taking the girls back down to the bus, but it was a case of the girls watching for me, I'm afraid: "Dinnae go doon that bit, Miss - you'll no manage it!"

If only I had known that I had anomalous knees - a pair of the right braces might have made all the difference. Any time that I was out walking with a staff group, I was always the fastest if we were on the flat. I'm just hoping to retain build a semblance of fitness now.

Come to think of it, I've had the running down the hill and realising I'm floating dream.

inkymoose · 14/05/2026 23:20

WearyAuldWumman · 14/05/2026 22:56

For @Boiledbeetle .

My tutor in second yr at Glasgow Uni was Edwin Morgan.

Midge

The evening is perfect, my sisters.
The loch lies silent, the air is still.
The sun’s last rays linger over the water
and there is a faint smirr, almost a smudge
of summer rain. Sisters, I smell supper,
and what is more perfect than supper?
It is emerging from the wood,
in twos and threes, a dozen in all,
making such a chatter and a clatter
as it reaches the rocky shore,
admiring the arrangements of the light.
See the innocents, my sisters,
the clumsy ones, the laughing ones,
the rolled-up sleeves and the flapping shorts,
there is even a kilt (the god of the midges,
you are good to us!) So gather your forces,
leave your tree trunks, forsake the rushes,
fly up from the sour brown mosses
to the seek flesh of face and forearm.
Think of your eggs. What does the egg need?
Blood, and blood. Blood is what the egg needs.
Our men have done their bit, they’ve gone,
it was all they were good for, poor dears. Now
it is up to us. The egg is quietly screaming
for supper, blood, supper, blood, supper!
Attack, my little Draculas, my Amazons!
Look at those flailing arms and stamping feet.
They’re running, swatting, swearing, oh they’re hopeless.
Keep at them, ladies. This is a feast,
this is a midsummer night’s dream.
Soon we shall all lie down filled and rich,
and lay, and lay, and lay, and lay, and lay.

Ear Violin GIF

Extraordinary. Terrifying. Thank you!

DilettanteRedRagger · 14/05/2026 23:20

ErrolTheDragon · 14/05/2026 22:29

Giant wombat is a she, as are all the other Bluestocking animals nowadays except for Colin the Dachshund because he was here before the threat of proliferation of gerbils banished all other males to join the menfolk in The Staunch Ally down the road.

Ah yes, my apologies! I wasn’t paying close enough attention; I now recognize her status as a giant wombat female and apparently deceased 😆 But a little death never stopped taxes before, so why stop now????

And what an absolutely lovely puggle! @MarieDeGournay Platypus is definitely having a fine time in the garden, being fawned over by Colin the Dachshund and having him peel her grapes and fan her 😂

Chickadeeinme · 15/05/2026 02:16

I see we’re on page 10 - please somebody tag e when the next one starts? I’m quite busy over the next couple of days and at not get in much.

Igneococcus · 15/05/2026 06:59

I could hire out dp as a midge magnet. No midge shows any interest in any other people as long as he is within a few meters of them.
Midges are nature's way of moving protein/nutrients from land animals to aquatic life (not only aquatic life). We'd miss them if they were gone.

Chersfrozenface · 15/05/2026 07:06

Igneococcus · 15/05/2026 06:59

I could hire out dp as a midge magnet. No midge shows any interest in any other people as long as he is within a few meters of them.
Midges are nature's way of moving protein/nutrients from land animals to aquatic life (not only aquatic life). We'd miss them if they were gone.

I'm sure that's wonderful at an ecological scale, but when it comes down to the personal scale CAN THEY FUCKING NOT.

(Puts antihistamines and steroid cream on shopping list.)

DeanElderberry · 15/05/2026 07:46

Morning all.

I got a little turned around in the cat fodder department yesterday and Tiddles and Boo were forced to have a can of tuna between them for supper. I spent the night under a mound of cats amazed to discover that I had access to such a foodstuff and determined to find out more.

I do have sufficient stewing beef and cat food to give them a good breakfast.

HAGADAPA

Igneococcus · 15/05/2026 08:00

Chersfrozenface · 15/05/2026 07:06

I'm sure that's wonderful at an ecological scale, but when it comes down to the personal scale CAN THEY FUCKING NOT.

(Puts antihistamines and steroid cream on shopping list.)

I saw the estimated numbers of mass transfer between land and water via midges for somewhere further North, like Finland, or the Canadian tundra and it was an astonishing number.
I don't really react to midge bites, NZ sand flies on the other hand, I look like some creature out of an apocalyptic movie when they get to me.

WearyAuldWumman · 15/05/2026 08:06

The first time we went on holiday to Yugoslavia, the local mosquitoes ignored Dad, went after me part of the time and after Mum all of the time.

Dad thought that it was hilarious to tell Mum that they only went after foreigners. (This did not go down well.)

Years later, I discovered that they're supposedly deterred if you eat garlic - which would certainly explain why they ignored Dad.

ErrolTheDragon · 15/05/2026 08:35

Very scary poem for someone currently in the north of Scotland.
Except it’s probably too cold as yet and too windy 🤞- we’ve always been ok heading north in May.

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MyrtleLion · 15/05/2026 09:26

I am an insect magnet. Mosquitoes LOVE me.

I don't love them.

inkymoose · 15/05/2026 09:35

ErrolTheDragon · 15/05/2026 08:35

Very scary poem for someone currently in the north of Scotland.
Except it’s probably too cold as yet and too windy 🤞- we’ve always been ok heading north in May.

Aah, the beautiful North of Scotland! The midgies are just waiting for the wind to die down, then they'll be out in force. Wind is the Dragon's and the Moose's friend

Bluestocking Women’s Pub - it’s Maytime!
ErrolTheDragon · 15/05/2026 09:53

I keep an insect repellent spray and a tube of antihistamine in my handbag or pack from this time of year onwards. Midges and horseflies go for DH first if he’s with me. Also ticks - I’ve never had one but he has, so I carry a tick removal card too.

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MarieDeGournay · 15/05/2026 11:40

Midges are nature's way of moving protein/nutrients from land animals to aquatic life (not only aquatic life). We'd miss them if they were gone.

That ranks them with wasps and spiders, doesn't it? We'd miss them if they were gone, but not if they were gone from the room we're occupyingConfused

I googled wasps to see in what way they were beneficial to the ecosystem, and one of their roles is to kill spiders! That presents me with a bit of a dilemma about wasps....😄

DilettanteRedRagger · 15/05/2026 11:46

Igneococcus · 15/05/2026 06:59

I could hire out dp as a midge magnet. No midge shows any interest in any other people as long as he is within a few meters of them.
Midges are nature's way of moving protein/nutrients from land animals to aquatic life (not only aquatic life). We'd miss them if they were gone.

Dude, start advertising! You could easily get some $$$ summer bookings for a midge magnet.

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 15/05/2026 12:46

WearyAuldWumman · 14/05/2026 23:18

I'll never attempt running downhill in real life unfortunately - the knee condition means that it takes me all my time to walk down them. Walking uphill is fine...

When DH took some of the kids from school out hillwalking, there was one time when we went so far and then he took the boys on a more difficult path.

I was supposed to be taking the girls back down to the bus, but it was a case of the girls watching for me, I'm afraid: "Dinnae go doon that bit, Miss - you'll no manage it!"

If only I had known that I had anomalous knees - a pair of the right braces might have made all the difference. Any time that I was out walking with a staff group, I was always the fastest if we were on the flat. I'm just hoping to retain build a semblance of fitness now.

Come to think of it, I've had the running down the hill and realising I'm floating dream.

In a red dress, I assume, @WearyAuldWumman! 😉😂

AuntieMsDamsonCrumble · 15/05/2026 13:12

I discovered Bog Myrtle (Myrica Gale - no relation to our Myrtle) a few years back while on holiday in Scotland. It is a natural insect repellent and seems to work for me. You can see the little fiends heading straight for me, then veering away at the last minute. The Highland Soap Company do a range of the products, which smell lemony, with a tinge of antiseptic, which is better than some of the chemical preparations on the market. It also works on foreign mozzies, which used to hold a party when they saw me coming!

It may be an old wives tale (but then I'm an ex-old wife) that, apart from garlic, beer is supposed to be a good insect repellent, which is why men tend to be less bothered by them.

Edited to say, drink the beer rather than plastering yourself with itGrin

EdithStourton · 15/05/2026 13:30

DH consumes lots of both garlic and beer, and he still draws in mossies like moths to a flame. They quite like me, but they like him more.

Horseflies like me, but I've not been bitten by one for a few years. They saw their way in, rather than just biting, so you end up with two 1mm long saw marks very close together. I usually end with an area that is both inflamed and raised, approx width of the yolk of a small fried egg, surrounded by an inflamed by not raised area the size of the egg white. It itches like buggery for 2 or 3 days.

American horseflies are something else. They are huge, and if the bitten horse is sweating, the blood runs into the sweat, which turns a fetching shade of pink. We were encouraged to smack the little sods to kingdom come if we saw any of them biting the horses we were riding.

I've had a week... just bonkers busy. We're out tomorrow as well. I can't wait for Sunday, even though I've promised to cook lunch.

EdithStourton · 15/05/2026 13:45

DH consumes lots of both garlic and beer, and he still draws in mossies like moths to a flame. They quite like me, but they like him more.

Horseflies like me, but I've not been bitten by one for a few years. They saw their way in, rather than just biting, so you end up with two 1mm long saw marks very close together. I usually end with an area that is both inflamed and raised, approx width of the yolk of a small fried egg, surrounded by an inflamed by not raised area the size of the egg white. It itches like buggery for 2 or 3 days.

American horseflies are something else. They are huge, and if the bitten horse is sweating, the blood runs into the sweat, which turns a fetching shade of pink. We were encouraged to smack the little sods to kingdom come if we saw any of them biting the horses we were riding.

I've had a week... just bonkers busy. We're out tomorrow as well. I can't wait for Sunday, even though I've promised to cook lunch.

MyrtleLion · 15/05/2026 15:19

I've been bitten by East Anglian horseflies which are the worst. Apart from the American ones. I am under strict instructions not to get bitten because the last time the swelling covered my foot and almost up to my knee. I was prescribed steroids to stop it becoming cellulitis.

Now I know I don't have a working lymph system in my legs, this explains why I mustn't get bitten.

NotAtMyAge · 15/05/2026 16:20

MyrtleLion · 15/05/2026 09:26

I am an insect magnet. Mosquitoes LOVE me.

I don't love them.

Me too AND midges. I also react badly and come up in horrible itchy lumps that take ages to go away. DH on the other hand seems immune. Life really isn't fair sometimes.

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