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EdithStourton · 22/04/2026 19:55

The thread in which Gosie's mysterious adventures will continue. All women welcome to join us for a virtual tipple, fun, support and arcane knowledge. And tractors.

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AngleofRepose · 28/04/2026 10:52

AuntieMsDamsonCrumble · 28/04/2026 09:26

Perhaps you should put a notice on your local FB page Angle

Do you have a description?

Good idea. Well, she's tall, beige-leaning-to-taupe, dromedan, four legs, likes to spit, overly-confident in unfamiliar surroundings, is camel-shaped.

Answers to the name of "Camel" (when she can be bothered).

Might be in the company of a medium-sized, grey rodent, named "Mousie" but who is definitely <ahem> not a mouse.

Last seen last night around midnight, in Angle's garage, pretending to be asleep.

Please check all outbuildings and treehouses in your area, especially those that are locked up (Mousie has done time for breaking and entering).

MarieDeGournay · 28/04/2026 10:55

lcakethereforeIam · 28/04/2026 10:34

Socks and sandals <faints dead away>

<revives>

I think we've got the same dehumidifier.

Soooo, to sum up:

I have the same trousers as Boily.
Cake has the same dehumidifier as Dex.

I suppose since we are all figments of Boily's imagination, there'll be a few blips like this, where she'll forget which trousers she's given to whom, who has which humidifier..

WearyAuldWumman · 28/04/2026 10:56

AngleofRepose · 28/04/2026 10:45

We are not doing foot porn. Stop it.

bleats

You post one x-ray of a pair of bunions...

MarieDeGournay · 28/04/2026 10:56

RandomHypatia · 28/04/2026 10:52

I think we have that dehumidifier too.

Continuity is even sloppier than I thought, Boily!😁

AngleofRepose · 28/04/2026 10:57

Update on the "foot porn " phenomenon, which I have noticed, even if none of you has:

The gerbils are up to something. When I say "up" I mean exactly that. They are busy doing something in the Bluestocking ceiling, in a storeroom off the main seating area. Don't ask me what it is, but they definitely want everyone's focus on the floor (hence the feet obsessions), not the ceiling.

Someone with more pull with the gerbils might want to investigate further.

AngleofRepose · 28/04/2026 10:59

MarieDeGournay · 28/04/2026 10:55

Soooo, to sum up:

I have the same trousers as Boily.
Cake has the same dehumidifier as Dex.

I suppose since we are all figments of Boily's imagination, there'll be a few blips like this, where she'll forget which trousers she's given to whom, who has which humidifier..

<omg> it's the Matrix... I knew it!

MarieDeGournay · 28/04/2026 11:02

AngleofRepose · 28/04/2026 10:52

Good idea. Well, she's tall, beige-leaning-to-taupe, dromedan, four legs, likes to spit, overly-confident in unfamiliar surroundings, is camel-shaped.

Answers to the name of "Camel" (when she can be bothered).

Might be in the company of a medium-sized, grey rodent, named "Mousie" but who is definitely <ahem> not a mouse.

Last seen last night around midnight, in Angle's garage, pretending to be asleep.

Please check all outbuildings and treehouses in your area, especially those that are locked up (Mousie has done time for breaking and entering).

Living her best life. May send you a postcard if she can be arsed, but camels are so rarely arsed, n'est-ce pas?😄

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AngleofRepose · 28/04/2026 11:04

MarieDeGournay · 28/04/2026 11:02

Living her best life. May send you a postcard if she can be arsed, but camels are so rarely arsed, n'est-ce pas?😄

If she gets onto one of those yachts, we've lost her!

Boiledbeetle · 28/04/2026 11:38

MarieDeGournay · 28/04/2026 10:19

Thank you for clarifying that ontological question😁

Are your blue check trousers like mine: fleecy, with pockets?
Comfy, aren't they? Bit warm for the time of year, though, they'll be phased out shortly for similar, still with pockets, but not fleecy.

My slippers are fluffy - but they are black. I think that's a very good illustration of the phrase 'soft butch'😄

My pair are winter weight pj bottoms. BUT I do have a pair, or 2, or 3 OK OK about 10, of the fleece type ones you are wearing, with pockets. I'm still wearing them, along with socks and leg warmers (terrible circulation) it will be about July before I stop wearing them!

Boiledbeetle · 28/04/2026 11:43

AngleofRepose · 28/04/2026 10:45

THE GERBILS ARE REAL.

Want that on an Angle-sized T-shirt!

Maud is modelling the prototype of your tshirt.

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PastaAllaNorma · 28/04/2026 11:50

Dextersgoneovertherainbowbridge · 28/04/2026 10:26

Are we doing foot porn then?

Crikey, your living room is awfully tidy!

Where are the many cables and remotes and game controllers and game cases strewn on the floor because no one can be arsed to up them on them back on the shelf, and the slightly faded flowers in the vase, and the forgotten mugs and water glasses, and the dust??

Boiledbeetle · 28/04/2026 11:52

MarieDeGournay · 28/04/2026 10:55

Soooo, to sum up:

I have the same trousers as Boily.
Cake has the same dehumidifier as Dex.

I suppose since we are all figments of Boily's imagination, there'll be a few blips like this, where she'll forget which trousers she's given to whom, who has which humidifier..

It does get difficult!

In the play version of my life there is multiple versions of me. When they are all in the room together they are all dressed identically. They are only differentiated by the fact that that they all wear a different coloured T shirt and Crocs of a matching colour to the tshirt. They all have the same pj bottoms on though!

MarieDeGournay · 28/04/2026 11:59

Boiledbeetle · 28/04/2026 11:38

My pair are winter weight pj bottoms. BUT I do have a pair, or 2, or 3 OK OK about 10, of the fleece type ones you are wearing, with pockets. I'm still wearing them, along with socks and leg warmers (terrible circulation) it will be about July before I stop wearing them!

I think mine are technically 'lounge wear' rather than jimjams, but I only wear them until I get properly dressed, so they are pyjama-adjacent.

I have another pair, but they are very Christmassy, they have mooses on them [hello Inky!👋] and what kind of eejit wears Christmas clothing at any time except Christmas -
oh sorry Harriet, there there, don't cry, yours is a lovely red and white hat and can be worn anytime throughout the year..😬

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MyrtleLion · 28/04/2026 12:02

MarieDeGournay · 28/04/2026 11:59

I think mine are technically 'lounge wear' rather than jimjams, but I only wear them until I get properly dressed, so they are pyjama-adjacent.

I have another pair, but they are very Christmassy, they have mooses on them [hello Inky!👋] and what kind of eejit wears Christmas clothing at any time except Christmas -
oh sorry Harriet, there there, don't cry, yours is a lovely red and white hat and can be worn anytime throughout the year..😬

Harriet! We love Harriet!

Especially when shes wearing her red and white hat. 💙

ifIwerenotanandroid · 28/04/2026 12:07

lcakethereforeIam · 28/04/2026 10:34

Socks and sandals <faints dead away>

<revives>

I think we've got the same dehumidifier.

I think we've got the same replicator.

Boiledbeetle · 28/04/2026 12:09

MarieDeGournay · 28/04/2026 11:59

I think mine are technically 'lounge wear' rather than jimjams, but I only wear them until I get properly dressed, so they are pyjama-adjacent.

I have another pair, but they are very Christmassy, they have mooses on them [hello Inky!👋] and what kind of eejit wears Christmas clothing at any time except Christmas -
oh sorry Harriet, there there, don't cry, yours is a lovely red and white hat and can be worn anytime throughout the year..😬

For you Marie x

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ifIwerenotanandroid · 28/04/2026 12:13

MyrtleLion · 27/04/2026 20:38

And this is the completed blanket

Seriously LOVE that blankie, Myrtle!

Hedgehogforshort · 28/04/2026 12:13

Just got back from gardening “that thread” has just gone all serious and annoying on a permanent loop so unwatched that.

Caught up on here whilst DH makes lunch, made me laugh all the chit chat.

Bloody cold out compared to yesterday.

MyrtleLion · 28/04/2026 12:15

Gosie left the boathouse with the shape of the problem, not the answer. That was enough.

The car angled west, clean and decisive, back towards the coast. This wasn’t a road problem anymore—it was a crossing.

By the time she reached the ferry at Ullapool, the light was already thinning. No fuss, no queue worth noting. The car was just another vehicle rolling on.

She didn’t stay with it.

Out on deck, she stood still, watching the line of the land fall away. Not scenic appreciation—calibration. The fragments, the underdrawing, the method… all of it rearranging itself into something older, wider.

Ireland wasn’t a detour.

It was where this started.

Landing just after dark, she didn’t linger. Straight off, straight through, then south on quiet roads that didn’t advertise where they were going.

The drive was long but uneventful in the way Gosie prefers: no interruptions, no decisions that hadn’t already been made.

By the time she turned off towards the country lane, it was late enough that most houses had gone dark.

Except for one.

The house sat back from the lane, low and deliberate, as if it had chosen its position rather than been placed there. No grandeur. No need.
One window lit.
Of course.

Gosie cut the engine and let the quiet settle properly before moving.

Different country, same discipline.

At the door, she didn’t hesitate this time.

Knock.

Immediate answer.

@MarieDeGournay opened the door as if she’d been expecting this exact moment.

Her gaze went straight to Gosie’s hands.

Not empty.

Good.

Inside, the air was different—denser with thought than with objects.

Books, yes, but also papers that looked used, not curated.

Gosie placed the sketch on the table. Not explanation. Not yet.

Marie adjusted the lamp slightly—side light, not direct. Always telling.

She studied it for longer than anyone else had.

Then she smiled.

Not pleased.

Recognising.

“This,” she said, almost to herself, “is not a painting.”

A pause.

“It is an argument.”

That’s the shift.

The fragments aren’t parts of an image.

They’re parts of a constructed idea, designed to be assembled—visually, intellectually, perhaps even across time.

Which means the adversary isn’t just rebuilding a work.

They’re rebuilding a position.

And now Gosie knows what she’s actually up against.

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MyrtleLion · 28/04/2026 12:18

MyrtleLion · 28/04/2026 12:15

Gosie left the boathouse with the shape of the problem, not the answer. That was enough.

The car angled west, clean and decisive, back towards the coast. This wasn’t a road problem anymore—it was a crossing.

By the time she reached the ferry at Ullapool, the light was already thinning. No fuss, no queue worth noting. The car was just another vehicle rolling on.

She didn’t stay with it.

Out on deck, she stood still, watching the line of the land fall away. Not scenic appreciation—calibration. The fragments, the underdrawing, the method… all of it rearranging itself into something older, wider.

Ireland wasn’t a detour.

It was where this started.

Landing just after dark, she didn’t linger. Straight off, straight through, then south on quiet roads that didn’t advertise where they were going.

The drive was long but uneventful in the way Gosie prefers: no interruptions, no decisions that hadn’t already been made.

By the time she turned off towards the country lane, it was late enough that most houses had gone dark.

Except for one.

The house sat back from the lane, low and deliberate, as if it had chosen its position rather than been placed there. No grandeur. No need.
One window lit.
Of course.

Gosie cut the engine and let the quiet settle properly before moving.

Different country, same discipline.

At the door, she didn’t hesitate this time.

Knock.

Immediate answer.

@MarieDeGournay opened the door as if she’d been expecting this exact moment.

Her gaze went straight to Gosie’s hands.

Not empty.

Good.

Inside, the air was different—denser with thought than with objects.

Books, yes, but also papers that looked used, not curated.

Gosie placed the sketch on the table. Not explanation. Not yet.

Marie adjusted the lamp slightly—side light, not direct. Always telling.

She studied it for longer than anyone else had.

Then she smiled.

Not pleased.

Recognising.

“This,” she said, almost to herself, “is not a painting.”

A pause.

“It is an argument.”

That’s the shift.

The fragments aren’t parts of an image.

They’re parts of a constructed idea, designed to be assembled—visually, intellectually, perhaps even across time.

Which means the adversary isn’t just rebuilding a work.

They’re rebuilding a position.

And now Gosie knows what she’s actually up against.

The image reads,

“Il n’est rien de si ferme que le doute, ni de si mobile que la vérité.”
— M. de Gournay

Translation:
“Nothing is so certain as doubt, nor so changeable as truth.”
Which is… unhelpfully perfect for what Gosie’s dealing with.

AngleofRepose · 28/04/2026 12:55

Boiledbeetle · 28/04/2026 11:43

Maud is modelling the prototype of your tshirt.

Very fetching! 💚

AngleofRepose · 28/04/2026 12:56

MyrtleLion · 28/04/2026 12:15

Gosie left the boathouse with the shape of the problem, not the answer. That was enough.

The car angled west, clean and decisive, back towards the coast. This wasn’t a road problem anymore—it was a crossing.

By the time she reached the ferry at Ullapool, the light was already thinning. No fuss, no queue worth noting. The car was just another vehicle rolling on.

She didn’t stay with it.

Out on deck, she stood still, watching the line of the land fall away. Not scenic appreciation—calibration. The fragments, the underdrawing, the method… all of it rearranging itself into something older, wider.

Ireland wasn’t a detour.

It was where this started.

Landing just after dark, she didn’t linger. Straight off, straight through, then south on quiet roads that didn’t advertise where they were going.

The drive was long but uneventful in the way Gosie prefers: no interruptions, no decisions that hadn’t already been made.

By the time she turned off towards the country lane, it was late enough that most houses had gone dark.

Except for one.

The house sat back from the lane, low and deliberate, as if it had chosen its position rather than been placed there. No grandeur. No need.
One window lit.
Of course.

Gosie cut the engine and let the quiet settle properly before moving.

Different country, same discipline.

At the door, she didn’t hesitate this time.

Knock.

Immediate answer.

@MarieDeGournay opened the door as if she’d been expecting this exact moment.

Her gaze went straight to Gosie’s hands.

Not empty.

Good.

Inside, the air was different—denser with thought than with objects.

Books, yes, but also papers that looked used, not curated.

Gosie placed the sketch on the table. Not explanation. Not yet.

Marie adjusted the lamp slightly—side light, not direct. Always telling.

She studied it for longer than anyone else had.

Then she smiled.

Not pleased.

Recognising.

“This,” she said, almost to herself, “is not a painting.”

A pause.

“It is an argument.”

That’s the shift.

The fragments aren’t parts of an image.

They’re parts of a constructed idea, designed to be assembled—visually, intellectually, perhaps even across time.

Which means the adversary isn’t just rebuilding a work.

They’re rebuilding a position.

And now Gosie knows what she’s actually up against.

ooh shiver me timbers!

MarieDeGournay · 28/04/2026 13:01

O wow, I'm in Gosie's story!😃
I'm so delighted. I look forward to exchanging thoughts with her, challenging her, encouraging her to go further, look further, understand deeper, revisit 'truth' and 'doubt', re-read my mentor Montaigne on the subject of reality, but bring our own understanding to it - the reality of Gerbil, of Woman, which Montaigne, for all his genius, could never attain...

AngleofRepose · 28/04/2026 13:02

Update: Operation Find Camel

Carmela the Camel (that's her name, apparently) is back at the Bluestocking. I heard it directly from Gemma, who heard it from Glenda, who wasn't making a whole lot of sense. I've talked to Carmela, and here's what I have found out:

Carmela wasn't supporting me home last night; it was a cover story. She was actually supporting Mousie, who was following orders from Gemma, who was being dictated to by Glenda.

The conversation with Carmela:

Where have you been? We've been looking for you everywhere!

Nowhere. Definitely not anywhere near any yachts. Yachts? What yachts?

And you were "supporting " Mousie?

[A look. You know the one. The one you used to give your mother when you were a teenager].

Duh. We're support camels? That's what we do?

Supporting Mousie how exactly?

[a snort] ...Mmmm... carrying.

Carrying what?

I got nothing more out of Carmela. So I went directly to Glenda, who just giggled a lot and surreptitiously kept looking at the ceiling, until Gemma poked her hard in the back. Neither said a word about the camel. Or the "mouse."

Gosie would know how to get to the bottom of this, but, as we know, she's... otherwise engaged.

So, the camel is somehow connected to our magical obsession with feet, and Glenda and Gemma are behind it somehow.

That's all I know.

Chickadeeinme · 28/04/2026 13:12

So many threads to these stories… shall I follow Gosie or Carmela? Be sidetracked by Mousie? Marvel at the hive-mind of pjs and slippers? All I know is that I tag along behind, always five hours behind…

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