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Bluestocking Women's Pub - cheapest bar on the internet.

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EdithStourton · 22/04/2026 19:55

The thread in which Gosie's mysterious adventures will continue. All women welcome to join us for a virtual tipple, fun, support and arcane knowledge. And tractors.

Bluestocking Women's Pub - cheapest bar on the internet.
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AngleofRepose · 27/04/2026 20:54

Dextersgoneovertherainbowbridge · 27/04/2026 20:48

I’ve just googled vymya.
🤢🤢🤢

ok, I'm not googling that, whatever it is.

FuzzyPuffling · 27/04/2026 20:55

Beautiful blanket, Myrtle.

I have never had a cocktail. Ever. Yet.

EdithStourton · 27/04/2026 20:56

Dextersgoneovertherainbowbridge · 27/04/2026 20:48

I’ve just googled vymya.
🤢🤢🤢

I did too.
😱

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AuntieMsDamsonCrumble · 27/04/2026 20:56

AngleofRepose · 27/04/2026 20:34

Just think of all that Vitamin C though!

I usually have some wine at Christmas only because I feel like one should have wine at Christmas (if one drinks alcohol), but it just doesn't taste the same to me anymore. So it takes me a week to finish a bottle, which is no good, really. And I love single malts, but save it for special occasions or when I feel like I'm coming down with a cold.

The rest of my life is alcohol-free. I wonder if it was the menopause that changed the taste one wine?

I don't really drink outside the Bluey either. I stopped drinking spirits years ago and was never a beer lover. I did like wine though until suddenly - I didn't. I do think your tastebuds change with age (although I'm well past the menopause). I don't think Covid helped either. My total intake is now the odd Baileys or Tia Maria after a meal, but I'm totally addicted to Fever Tree tonics and sodas. At least they have very little sugar in them.

AngleofRepose · 27/04/2026 20:56

EdithStourton · 27/04/2026 20:53

Floradora sounds like a pair of frilly twins.

Today went swimmingly until about 4pm, when my phone decided it wouldn't send texts. I was out, and low on charge, so couldn't use the turn it off and on again technique. I did that when I got home, and it was fine.

But while I was waiting for it to die and come back to life, I thought I'd check my email, and I discovered that it was well and truly buggered. I had to wait for DH to come home as he's in charge of the computer end of things. He tinkered about and apparently it should be alright by tomorrow morning, as changes take 4 to 8 hours to go live.

And I burned the bacon when cooking dinner.

And after that I discovered a plumbing problem which will probably involve phoning the plumber.

Fuck sake.

Oh Edith, you're having a dishwasher day😫Commiserations.

AngleofRepose · 27/04/2026 20:57

EdithStourton · 27/04/2026 20:56

I did too.
😱

Step. away. from. the. Google.

Boiledbeetle · 27/04/2026 20:57

MyrtleLion · 27/04/2026 20:38

And this is the completed blanket

Wow!

Myrtle! That's wonderful!

DeanElderberry · 27/04/2026 20:58

MarieDeGournay · 27/04/2026 19:00

Quick bar-gerbils, a double brandy or something similar that I don't drink outside the Bluey!

A young woman called to my door, trying to get me to switch electricity company, and had a bit of a dizzy turn, so I had to bring her in [she had her ID and everything, it felt completely safe] and give her glasses of water and something sugary - she said she isn't diabetic but I advised her to have that checked out.

So far so Good Deed for the Day, but as she recovered, she started talking ...and talking....and talking. About life, people, work, competitive colleagues, non-competitive colleagues, the threat of AI on jobs, the kind of jobs that are safe from AI, her determination to succeed in life, her assessment of people who are not helpful to her determination to succeed in life..

Just as I thought she'd be on her way, she'd think of some other aspect of Life The Universe and Everything to share😱

It was interesting, but only for about 15 mins or so. In the end I had to do the standing up and saying briskly 'Well, I won't keep you any longer...' thing, and she's gone.

Where's that brandy?😩

Fekkit Marie, that's an awful warning against showing weakness being kind and sympathetic.

AuntieMsDamsonCrumble · 27/04/2026 20:58

Wow @MyrtleLion , what a beautiful blanket! The colours blend in so well with each other.

Magpiecomplex · 27/04/2026 20:58

AngleofRepose · 27/04/2026 20:57

Step. away. from. the. Google.

Dammit. Should have listened. 🤢

EdithStourton · 27/04/2026 20:59

Marie, that dandelion photo pages back was just a point-and-press on portrait mode.

I'll try and get a better pic of the marsh marigolds next time I'm down there.

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AngleofRepose · 27/04/2026 20:59

FuzzyPuffling · 27/04/2026 20:55

Beautiful blanket, Myrtle.

I have never had a cocktail. Ever. Yet.

Ever? Forever? Forevah evah?

EdithStourton · 27/04/2026 20:59

AngleofRepose · 27/04/2026 20:56

Oh Edith, you're having a dishwasher day😫Commiserations.

Yep.
<eyes dishwasher>
Don't even think about it.

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DeanElderberry · 27/04/2026 21:01

I've never had a cocktail either. And don't feel any need to change that.

EdithStourton · 27/04/2026 21:01

Magpiecomplex · 27/04/2026 20:58

Dammit. Should have listened. 🤢

That'll learn you.

Go and look Myrtle's lovely blanket, that will make you feel better. Cuddle up in it with a gallon of hot chocolate and... There. Better now?

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PastaAllaNorma · 27/04/2026 21:01

MyrtleLion · 27/04/2026 20:38

And this is the completed blanket

Stunning!

JanesLittleGirl · 27/04/2026 21:01

EdithStourton · 27/04/2026 20:33

DH does something like this, and yes, I suspect it is stress related.

By the time he's blundered loudly round the bedroom in search of the door so he can go to the loo, I'm staring into the darkness like 😳

He goes straight back to sleep. I contemplate... well, I don't want to incriminate myself.

Look on the bright side. At least he didn't blunder round the bedroom, mistake the wardrobe door for the toilet door and piss all over your shoes. I am not saying that this has happened in my bedroom. Definitely not.

AuntieMsDamsonCrumble · 27/04/2026 21:02

@MarieDeGournay It was lovely of you to be so kind to that poor young woman but, as Terry Wogan always used to say on his Radio 2 prog:

"No good deed goes unpunished"

Magpiecomplex · 27/04/2026 21:02

EdithStourton · 27/04/2026 21:01

That'll learn you.

Go and look Myrtle's lovely blanket, that will make you feel better. Cuddle up in it with a gallon of hot chocolate and... There. Better now?

Much. Ta. 💙

WearyAuldWumman · 27/04/2026 21:03

Dextersgoneovertherainbowbridge · 27/04/2026 20:48

I’ve just googled vymya.
🤢🤢🤢

The one time that I ate it - or part of it - it was an accident. Chewy.

When I looked round the university canteen, I realised that only the foreigners had it in front of them.

AngleofRepose · 27/04/2026 21:07

WearyAuldWumman · 27/04/2026 21:03

The one time that I ate it - or part of it - it was an accident. Chewy.

When I looked round the university canteen, I realised that only the foreigners had it in front of them.

ok, so we're now describing the thing that I am not googling...

Waitwhat23 · 27/04/2026 21:08

Chickadeeinme · 27/04/2026 20:48

When I was a teenager, my mum and dad used to take part in a group that staged old-time music-halls to raise money for charity. Dad played the piano and mum joined in with songs. I remember them singing "Tell me pretty maiden" from Floradora. 1930 version of it here: 1

It's rather charming, isn't it? I listened to a 1902 version which was a touch too warbly for me.

AngleofRepose · 27/04/2026 21:09

We're heading back towards bunion territory again, I can feel it!

MarieDeGournay · 27/04/2026 21:19

Pasta - that's great news about Mr Pasta SeniorSmile
Myrtle -- what a beautiful blanket! the flow of the colours is amazing, really lovely in idea and execution👏

Who was it who was concerned that the young woman on my doorstep might not have been who she said she was? Sorry I can't remember - thank you, she had all the ID, and was just one of a succession of poor unfortunates, all of them foreigners, who are sent from unwelcoming doorstep to unwelcoming doorstep to try to get people to switch suppliers. I wonder if anyone ever does.

Ironically, she was from the supplier I'm already with!

Sorry you're having a Grrrrr day, Edith, I hope it gets smoothed outFlowers

I only ever had a cocktail once. Then I had another, so is that still once?🙃
It might have been a Mojito, I can't remember. It was very nice.

You should try one, Fuzzy, perhaps not the Bluey Gargleblaster, though, I'm convinced the colouring ingredient is Swarfega!

Bluestocking Women's Pub - cheapest bar on the internet.
WearyAuldWumman · 27/04/2026 21:20

AngleofRepose · 27/04/2026 21:07

ok, so we're now describing the thing that I am not googling...

It was very, very white and a peculiar shape.

My Azeri roommate: "What the hell are you doing with that? Are you insane?"

"The woman said that it was good..."

"Do you know what that is?"

"Well, no..."

"It comes from a cow."

"In English, we call it beef."

"No, you fool!" She mimed milking a cow...

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