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EdithStourton · 22/04/2026 19:55

The thread in which Gosie's mysterious adventures will continue. All women welcome to join us for a virtual tipple, fun, support and arcane knowledge. And tractors.

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ifIwerenotanandroid · 25/04/2026 19:24

ETA 2: It's the crochet all over again, isn't it?

Though I must say you've improved a lot! Well done for sticking at it.

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Dextersgoneovertherainbowbridge · 25/04/2026 19:32

The weeding may have been a little <<cough>> violent

ifIwerenotanandroid · 25/04/2026 19:33

Dextersgoneovertherainbowbridge · 25/04/2026 19:32

The weeding may have been a little <<cough>> violent

Is that a good thing, or bad?

Dextersgoneovertherainbowbridge · 25/04/2026 19:34

My favourite tool is broken 😢

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ifIwerenotanandroid · 25/04/2026 19:39

Ah. Maybe your soil is clay, like mine which once claimed a fork.

Can you replace the handle?

AngleofRepose · 25/04/2026 20:04

ifIwerenotanandroid · 25/04/2026 19:39

Ah. Maybe your soil is clay, like mine which once claimed a fork.

Can you replace the handle?

Would that be a four candle?

SidewaysOtter · 25/04/2026 20:08

Happy birthday @Hedgehogforshort! Sending virtual Tunnocks.

AsWithGlad · 25/04/2026 22:35

Happy Birthday, @Hedgehogforshort! There's still a bit of the day left for my good wishes to work.

I hope happy things have happened for you.

WearyAuldWumman · 25/04/2026 22:38

Oh, that is an embuggerance, @Dextersgoneovertherainbowbridge .

Chickadeeinme · 25/04/2026 23:19

AngleofRepose · 25/04/2026 20:04

Would that be a four candle?

I see what you did there.

Dextersgoneovertherainbowbridge · 26/04/2026 08:17

ifIwerenotanandroid · 25/04/2026 19:39

Ah. Maybe your soil is clay, like mine which once claimed a fork.

Can you replace the handle?

I think so. I HOPE so. I might ask Golightly, she is so wise

Dextersgoneovertherainbowbridge · 26/04/2026 08:18

@Hedgehogforshorthope you had a splendiferous birthday 🎂

Dextersgoneovertherainbowbridge · 26/04/2026 08:19

It might become like triggers broom - Dex’s Chillington

MarieDeGournay · 26/04/2026 09:06

Dextersgoneovertherainbowbridge · 25/04/2026 19:34

My favourite tool is broken 😢

Bizarrely, my favourite gardening tool - no idea what it's called, a 3-curved-prong-long-handled-thingy-best-illustrated-by-doing-the-Lady-Gaga- 'monster'-gesture (I hope that helps😃) - suffered exactly the same fate yesterday: apparently strong wooden handle just snapped in two.

It's a conspiracy!

AuntieMsDamsonCrumble · 26/04/2026 10:09

MarieDeGournay · 26/04/2026 09:06

Bizarrely, my favourite gardening tool - no idea what it's called, a 3-curved-prong-long-handled-thingy-best-illustrated-by-doing-the-Lady-Gaga- 'monster'-gesture (I hope that helps😃) - suffered exactly the same fate yesterday: apparently strong wooden handle just snapped in two.

It's a conspiracy!

Dexy and Marie, you'll both be able to tell the old joke about broken tools:

'I've had this fork/spade/hoe for over 50 years and it's still as good as new. It's only needed two new heads and three new handles!' Grin

Magpiecomplex · 26/04/2026 10:16

MarieDeGournay · 26/04/2026 09:06

Bizarrely, my favourite gardening tool - no idea what it's called, a 3-curved-prong-long-handled-thingy-best-illustrated-by-doing-the-Lady-Gaga- 'monster'-gesture (I hope that helps😃) - suffered exactly the same fate yesterday: apparently strong wooden handle just snapped in two.

It's a conspiracy!

It's a hand cultivator. Although I prefer your description!

MarieDeGournay · 26/04/2026 10:34

Magpiecomplex · 26/04/2026 10:16

It's a hand cultivator. Although I prefer your description!

Thank you!
What was distinctive and v useful about this was that it had a very long handle, longer than your average spade or hoe handle, it was as tall as me, which was great for clearing out the back of deep beds etc.

Maybe it was a hand cultivator with delusions of grandeur. It has had a reality check and now is just a hand cultivator😄

MyrtleLion · 26/04/2026 10:42

Meanwhile in Ardnamurchan...

Gosie found the house exactly as expected—remote, well-kept in a slightly accidental way, owned by someone who inherited more than they fully understood. No security theatrics. Just a place that hadn’t been looked at properly in years.

The piece was there.

Not on a grand wall. Worse. Half-forgotten, in a side room, hung a touch too high, labelled vaguely, frame slightly off for the period. The sort of quiet misplacement that lets something important hide in plain sight.

Here’s where it got interesting.

It’s not just related to the Mull painting—it’s the earlier work. Same hand, but freer. Underdrawing visible in places where it shouldn’t be if the accepted timeline were true. That’s the hinge. If this one is authenticated, it pulls the Mull piece upward with it.

But the “exciting” part?

It had already been touched.

Not damaged. Not stolen. Adjusted. Very subtly. A tiny intervention—cleaning in one area that revealed too much, too soon. Someone else had been here, recently, and knew enough to test the surface but not enough to follow through.

So Gosie wasn’t first. She was second.

That changed the game.

She didn’t confront anyone. She confirmed:

  • the pigment composition in that cleaned patch
  • the underdrawing line that links directly to the Mull piece
  • the mismatch between the current label and what’s actually on the wall

Then she did something very Gosie.

She stabilised the situation.

Not by taking the painting—too noisy. Not by announcing the discovery—too risky with another party already sniffing around.

She adjusted the narrative just enough:

  • corrected a note in the house records
  • placed a reference where the right person will find it
  • ensured the owner understands—quietly—that they’re sitting on something significant and should not entertain unsolicited interest

In other words, she locked the door without anyone hearing it close.

What’s exciting is this: there’s now a second, unknown player in the field. Someone competent enough to notice, not competent enough to finish the job.

That means this isn’t over.

Gosie left Ardnamurchan with:

  • confirmation of the key piece
  • evidence of interference
  • and a new variable

So now it’s not just attribution.

It’s a race.

And she’s ahead—for now.

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MarieDeGournay · 26/04/2026 11:56

Thank you Myrtle - I'm so intrigued by what Gosie's up to!

ifIwerenotanandroid · 26/04/2026 12:55

Ooh, I love a mystery! But I can't imagine Gosie racing anywhere; although I suppose she always does the perfect thing at the right time & in her own style, so if a 100mph dash with the top down was required, then she would do it with an air of stillness & rightness.

Or perhaps a race, in Gosie's terms, means merely that someone else is advancing at Gosie-speed & is a step ahead of her.

Would it be gauche of me to suggest that Gosie might care to visit MY house & find an old Master? I only won £3.80 on the EuroMillions this week, & that's about the price of a single bar of 85%, so I could do with a bit of help.

PastaAllaNorma · 26/04/2026 13:12

As my current life is gardening and decluttering for Dad in between visiting him at the hospital, I am vicariously living a life of adventure with Gosie!

Happy belated birthday Hedge. It was the perfect day for a picnic

MyrtleLion · 26/04/2026 13:21

ifIwerenotanandroid · 26/04/2026 12:55

Ooh, I love a mystery! But I can't imagine Gosie racing anywhere; although I suppose she always does the perfect thing at the right time & in her own style, so if a 100mph dash with the top down was required, then she would do it with an air of stillness & rightness.

Or perhaps a race, in Gosie's terms, means merely that someone else is advancing at Gosie-speed & is a step ahead of her.

Would it be gauche of me to suggest that Gosie might care to visit MY house & find an old Master? I only won £3.80 on the EuroMillions this week, & that's about the price of a single bar of 85%, so I could do with a bit of help.

This next one is different. Not a country house, not a polite conversation over claret.

@ifIwerenotanandroid's lab is… precise. Controlled chaos, but the kind that’s been calibrated.

Gosie arrives without announcement, as usual. She’s expected anyway.

Android has the painting set up under proper light. Not hung. Never hung. On a stand, slightly angled, surrounded by equipment that definitely didn’t come from any heritage catalogue.

Here’s the situation.

The painting looks right. Period composition, correct pigments at first pass, even the ageing behaves itself. But something about it is… too coherent. Too internally consistent, like it knows what it’s supposed to be.

Android explains, briefly:

  • it came out of the attic during a clear-out
  • no documentation worth trusting
  • but under scan, there are anomalies
  • layers that don’t behave chronologically

Possibility one:
It’s an AI-generated pastiche, but executed physically. Not printed. Painted. Which would be… ambitious.

Possibility two:
It’s genuine, but has been interfered with later—altered to align with expectations.

Possibility three, which Android does not say out loud but absolutely means:
It doesn’t belong to its own time at all.

Gosie doesn’t react to any of that. She just looks.

No magnifying glass this time. She doesn’t need it. She shifts slightly to catch the light across the surface. Watches how it breaks. That tells her more than any scan.

Then she does three things:

  • checks the underdrawing alignment against the visible composition
  • runs a fingertip just near the surface, not touching, feeling for micro-variation in varnish
  • steps back much further than you’d expect

And then—there it is.

A hesitation.

Not in Gosie. In the painting.

A line that was laid down as if the artist already knew the correction they were going to make. That’s not how real process works. Real work discovers itself. This one… anticipates itself.

She turns to Android.

“It’s not a fake,” she says. “But it’s not honest either.”

What it is, more likely:
A work produced with knowledge it shouldn’t have had at the time. Either informed by something future-facing… or reconstructed with access to data no human painter of that period could have held in their head.

Android’s time machine theory stops being a joke at that point.

So what happens next?

Gosie doesn’t authenticate it. She doesn’t dismiss it.

She classifies it.

Not for the market. For themselves.

This piece doesn’t go into circulation. It doesn’t get published. It doesn’t get “discovered.”

It gets contained. Hung in the Bluestocking if Android can bear to.part with it.

Because if it is what it might be, the last thing you do is let the wider world start asking how a painting can appear to remember decisions before they’re made.

Gosie agrees to stay a while.

Not to solve it.

To watch it.

Which, for her, is the same thing.

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MarieDeGournay · 26/04/2026 13:29

A word of warning about the apparent epidemic of broken wooden handles:

I've just had a fall in the garden - nothing injured, not even my dignity as it was the back garden, just that weird feeling of 'Wait a minute - I could have sworn I was vertical but I somehow find myself horizontal on the grass....'

The cause was another piece of wood breaking unexpectedly - there is [was] a post - one of those very stout, pointy-ended ones made out of treated wood - at a point in my garden where I often lean on it to reach further when weeding.
It snapped. I feel backwards. No harm done, but I'm wondering..

We had so much rain for so long, I wonder has it weakened wooden things like tool handles and even very strong, treated posts?

So if you had the same endless rains of Jan-Feb we had around here, maybe cast a cold eye on any wooden supports...🙁

MarieDeGournay · 26/04/2026 13:32

Android? Android? The plot thickens, delightfullySmile

MyrtleLion · 26/04/2026 13:39

I have completed TEN, yes TEN, questionnaires (one with 80 multiple choice questions, one with 50 multiple choice questions and one with 72 narrative questions) for an autism diagnosis.

Wheni pasted the answers into AI it said, I had textbook high camouflaging. Then it said, If this didn’t result in an autism diagnosis, I would expect a very detailed justification.

It's been exhausting.

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