Tried to reply to @BezMills, but the thread has closed.
Re: renaming of Big Sond. I agree with all your suggestions. A like the soond o
"Sleekit Eck" or "Eck the neck" mebbe?
"Former EJ Kemp" wid be guid eh, ah think that wid be a crowd pleaser, at least roond this bit.
Hooever, ma mither wiz born in the 1920s. A useful comment fae thae days:
"He can shite a brick an print his name oan it."
So...in ma mind, as well as bein "Sleekit Eck", "Eck the neck" and "Former EJ Kemp", he's no "Big Eck". He's jist a "Big Erse".