For some more light relief, this TwiX post and its replies are pure gold
https://x.com/euanmccolm/status/1999190299940213234?s=61
just cross-checked the Sandie Peggie judgement, again. three whole pages are just the instructions for a Breville.
Pah that’s nothing I just found a tiny comment I wrote for my school magazine at the prospect of joining the common market… it was used without attribution and without permission I might add!
Very strange given it was a looooong time ago.
I think I spotted some of my teen poetry about nuclear war in the middle section.
Was there also a manual on how to operate a mobile cinema screen in Belfast?
Annex A, just before the Protocols of Zion, but after the First Folio version of Othello. You can't miss it, we tabbed it especially.
Did you find a copy of Beethoven’s 10th symphony per chance?
Annex C, before the carrot cake recipe, obviously.
Hey! I hear you’re trying to write a judgment. Would you like help with that? [With a picture of Clippy]
I enjoyed the closing paragraph it really captured mood.. “It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of light, it was the season of darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair."
It was the 10 pages lifted out of Finnegan's Wake that I liked best....
I read a request to remove all the brown M&Ms in subsection 9.1.1.
Midway down page 241!
1 ½ cups all-purpose flour
¾ cup white sugar
2 teaspoons baking powder
½ teaspoon salt
⅓ cup vegetable oil
1 egg...
And so many more!