JK’s review of sturgeon’s shite book

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Glory be, for it is here https://www.jkrowling.com/opinions/the-twilight-of-nicola-sturgeon-j-k-rowling-reviews-frankly/

Glorious!

The thing about JK is that if you look at every word in every sentence that she writes and think “is there a way she could have expressed this better?” then the answer is basically always “nope”. She just writes so damn beautifully.

I wish that she would write her autobiography. Her life is fascinating. And the writing would be amazing.

Amazing. Quoting parts at my partner now. All the love and admiration to JK.

Just read it, like PP she's take one for the team reading that book. Review was brilliant and probably much more worth reading than the book

Christ Nicky, that burn will need a lot of ointment.

Wow JK is amazing 😍

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So many pa-ha-ha moments to relish. Thank you JKR.

very much enjoyed her review after a hellish day at work!

I love that she’s used Twilight to make her point. Perfect.

JKR makes the point in her own style that writers create characters over their breakfast that are more well-rounded than Wee Frankly’s entire adult fake persona. 🙂

A perfect piece. Thank you JKR, again.

I love this. Thank you JK!

Sturgeon exposed for what she is, a complete twat.

I can sense from JKR's witing an immense pleasure and satisfaction in the production of this brilliance. All those thoughts and frustrations spinning in her head, patiently waiting for the opportunity to share and then finally along comes Frankly! What a gift and what a privilege for us all (including her 14 million plus followers on X) to witness such genius.

Brilliant job from JKR as ever but sadly she has managed to upset our old friend India with it. And what with yesterday's news about the epic Sharron Davies the poor lamb has had a tough couple of days 🙄.

I think she enjoyed writing that.

<Wanders off to my JKR altar>

'Sad times' abound for poor, downtrodden IW.

Oh, I DID enjoy that.

<lights cigarette>

Just perfect 👌

I love JKR

Love JKR, love her writing. chef’s kiss

A most magnificent piece.

I would say that Wee Nippy would read that and weep with shame, but we all know she's incapable of that.

JK is clearly Team Edward. Poor Jacob didn’t even get a mention.

I’d bet more people read her review than read Nicola’s book.

Brilliant. Thank you.