Mumsnet Obsession With Penises

[Manfreglory]

My controversial opinion is that most of the Mums who obsess here over penises, uteruses and chromosomes, would pick more important and interesting topics if their own child was trans.

Crikey, I go off to do a bit of work and everything goes to batshit

trans is like eating curry in the 1950s is truly a new take

That’s a new way of trying to crowbar the Hijra in

"Sultanas" in curry was definitely a thing my children think I'm lying because why would anyone do that!

I'm pretty sure that when the trans trend is over, women on Mumsnet will move on to worrying about whatever new danger their kids have found. God only knows what that will be. Hopefully we won't be looking back wistfully at the days they only wanted to cut their sex organs off.

I live in France and they put sultanas in curry and La Vache Qui Rit in naan bread here.

I suppose if you take the word gay out?

I actually quite liked it but my children are horrified

What I remember is that luminous sweet and sour sauce that looked like Irn Bru in a solid form

What this has to do with genderwoo beats me

eww BB! Blow by blow!

It truly is isn't it. Slight derail but when they were planning on banning phones from schools completely this stat was the one that came to mind.

How would they call for help? It's not like every girl feels comfortable walking up to a teacher and being like "so, I just got raped by this boy".

Anyway I'm glad it hasn't taken effect.

But let's be real there are plenty of schools that do their utmost to accomodate trans students against parents wishes without considering the increase in risk that they put female students in, all because of feelings and vibes.

I remember them being in sandwiches courtesy of the delight that is coronation chicken! And in the sweet curry sauce at the chippy.

britishbakingrecipes.co.uk/mary-berry-coronation-chicken/

Sorry Helle!

I have encountered curry sauce at the chippy, but I still say the proper Norn Iron version is chips with melted cheese and thousand island.

I'm not trans.

How do you know you're not trans?

But we can't tell.

the "hijra"

At least we didn’t get an AI generated image!

i mean, you do great work… but please not that!

a school near me got the pouches and I thought it was a good thing, prevent upskirting etc but such a good point I hadn’t thought about the ability to call for outside help. our poor girls, it’s all so depressing.

Luckily the AI is a prude.

Here's me looking horrified during a plant biology lesson instead

Sigh. Yes ok. It's really really simple.

Ooh. I am partial to plants…

Clever!

Yay! Glad you got it so quickly. It usually takes a few more pages!

Yes, it is.

Humans can't change sex.

Gender is imaginary bullshit based on sexist stereotypes.

Some people have dysphoria, which is a mental illness.

This doesn't have any bearing on what a woman or a man is.

A man with dysphoria has nothing in common with a woman without dysphoria, beyond being human.

HTH.