The Bluestocking Women's Pub, where brains can exist in a single state

[Magpiecomplex]

Welcome all. The booze here is minimally intoxicating, the food is calorie free and the staff are warm and cuddly. And if the thread title sounds nonsensical, blame the guy Myrtle was listening to this evening!

Ooooooooooooo toasted marshmallows

Metallica through the medium of string quartet really works.

Fire pit was an excellent idea. There are shawls if anyone is still feeling chill 😎

@Boiledbeetle

They knew that’s what you’d like. If you look closely, they have made corn marshmallow kebabs. Both on every stick!

They know you so well.

<Turns brightness up to 100%>

Oh yes so they have

<Blinds oneself once back to a white background page>

I love that the gerbils have set up individual mallow toasting fires.

They are so sweet!

I really did laugh out loud! 🤣

I think i have had one to many

Hmmm… I think they may have had an ulterior motive in luring us away to those…

Golly how cozy! You all do know how to have fun 🙂

Do you need help turning over?

It's the gerbils! They do all the prep and running around, we just have eat drink and be merry.

Just grab a gerbil, place your order and it will arrive shortly after.

It's better than an actual pub!

Here you go @Bannedontherun

Once you’ve managed to turn over, just glug it back and you’ll be fine. Just go straight up the stairs to bed once you’ve had this.

Yes please hic

Looks like one of those gerbils could do with some coffee too, considering she's pouring it into the saucer.

Saucers easier for a hedgehog

Hello @genandtonic

Anyone seen Rosy? I'm feeling sleepy after all that bagel/marshmallow/puffinbeer.

I do need a push up the stairs now but am quite prickly, maybe a lion could scare me up…..

Got my interview tomorrow lunchtime. Can't think of a better way to prepare than toasting marshmallows over the firepit with you lot 💜🤍💚

Good luck, Magpie!!
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Welcome genandtonic!

Isn't it fun being us? Garden parties, right-wing funding, marshmallows and, unlike our critics, a sense of humour

Here you go @Bannedontherun
I didn’t want to make a scary lion because, you know, we have a lovely one here. But the gerbils have used their ingenuity so they don’t get prickled. Sleep well.

Wishing you good luck tomorrow @Magpiecomplex

Hoping you get a decent panel and that they are duly impressed by your impressiveness.

Ah thats lovely

Best of luck @Magpiecomplex

Sweet dreams @Bannedontherun 😴

Been searching the garden for ages, fuzzy, and I think I may have found her…