Is JKR here?

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JKR, are you here?

She’s a bit busy at the moment.

If she is then please stop mumsnetting and get on with strike please. Also DD wouldn't mind another ickabog style book (and would like to illustrate one of the pics!)

Hope she still is. We love you Joanne 🙌

I hope not.

👀

I love your books 📚, Jo!
Thanks for writing and speaking with courage. ❤️

I used to think LangCleg was our Jo, but I'm probably very wrong.

If she is… 👊🏻 🥰

I thought Barracker....

Anyway... Thank you JKR.

We needs a bespoke mumsnet username Ouija board that will spell out the username of whoever she is!

It would be really funny if it turned out she was @RealFeminist

Why don't we ask Aston ... surely, they would have sussed her!

#teamJKR

She's very good at writing fiction so maybe she enjoys larping as a TRA on here.

😱

I live round the corner from JK and often wonder if we get our Chinese takeaways from the same place 🤣

I’ve never seen her though!

AH LOVE A WEE SEANCE AW THAT KNOCKIN

@GimmeGin she does shop in the co-op though!

I spoke to her one day, all familiar, because I thought she was a friend of a friend.

She isn't. She is just world famous.

EDIT: and you have to go to Blackhall for the best chinese.

@EmmyPankhurst oh thanks for recommendation. I get a bit fed up with the one we use. It’s a bit hit or miss!

what’s the name of the one at blackhall?

AH WISNAE CONVINCED BY AW THAT GRASSY KNOLL PISH THOUGH.

I was listening to a new Taylor Swift song called Cassandra that really made me think of JKR.
I'm hoping she is writing her books and ignoring all the nonsense.

She's given us a sign...

I’d love to think she pops in here occasionally! Thank you for everything you’re doing for women, JKR

I do hope she looks in sometimes. JK you rock.

If she is, she'll have a username like "namechange12345678"

Or hiding in plain sight with something like IAmJKRNoReallyIAm

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