Woman Essence

[WitchyWitcherson]

Hi all,

I recently heard of something called woman essence and was wondering where I might buy a bottle?

I asked AI and this is what it apparently looks like, if that helps?

Kind regards,

Witchy

Why are you asking here? We're just vagina havers, bleeders and breeders, hags and dinosaurs. What would we know about the essence of woman?

Looks like they also do Man Essence aftershave! I better buy a bottle for my partner next father's day, to affirm his masculinity (as fathering a child obviously doesn't qualify due to it being rooted in biology).

I know a man who can sell you a bottle!

Well as a breeding unit/vagina haver, I was hoping to qualify as a woman but obviously can't if I don't have this woman essence 😪forgot you're all as vagina-y as me... harrumph 😤

I can sell you a bottle @WitchyWitcherson - a discount is available to all vagina havers on MN. I squeeze out my t-shirt after a gym workout, decant it into a purdy glass bottle et voila, Woman Essence.

I've had a look and found a knock off version called womanily feeling.

Just look at those Terfy little Robins, guarding it so the men can't get it. Bigots

Loving the Robins in the picture @Boiledbeetle 😁

Is that by the brand Redolence Makes Woman?

Love it! Here's my money!

Woman essence = sexy siren.

Reminds me of this

They were selling a version of a duplicate of a copy of the knock off, I think, on the market. It was called Girly Feelz. Didn't take a pic.

Can we have Eau de Crone as well please? (For those of us who are no longer breeders.)

Judging by the over elaborate bottles in the first picture, it probably smells like gladioli petals and sugar syrup dissolved in cat wee.

Yes and that sort of musty yeasty smell of vitamin tablets (I see some tablet-type thing in the foreground)

@IcakethereforeIam

I found "Girly Feels"...

Sorry for being such a grumpy witch, @WitchyWitcherson. On Sunday I finally poured away all my lovely perfumes and put the bottles in the bottle bank, accepting that my allergies mean I can never dab them on my female body again. Damn biology!

Since biological females don't exist I wonder what this essence is distilled from? 🤔

<Wondering in my squeaky minnie mouse voice of course.>

(Tbh these look f-ing awesome!)

Of course grey to represent the end of your usefulness to the patriarchy under the "three-F's".

And the witchy invisibility which is of course your superpower 😁

Grump away! Sorry to hear you had to do that 😞I hope this post has provided some light-hearted relief (and not been a sore reminder!)

I was picturing a moody black and white advert with a long-haired ‘woman’ whispering rather throatily ‘Womanly Essence…. by Calvin Klein’, but you lot have surpassed yourselves (and me).

Thank you. My day has been very much improved by knowing these exist. 😁

I'm looking forward to virtually dabbing on some of your Eau de Crone 

I have made a perfume inspired by your post <3

It was supposed to be called "damn biology!" but AI can't spell 😂

Sadly they don't really exist - AI created them based on prompts. Clever eh!

I know. I was just exercising my imagination... but I do wish there was an Etsy shop... 😁