Woman Essence

[WitchyWitcherson]

Hi all,

I recently heard of something called woman essence and was wondering where I might buy a bottle?

I asked AI and this is what it apparently looks like, if that helps?

Kind regards,

Witchy

I need some NB essence please.

I love the boiled egg ovaries on the bottle of Damn Bionogy.

Here you go 😜

My eyes! I'm never going to unsee that - looks like a laughing goat 🤣🤣🤣

(Hmmm...Laughing Goat...perfume or beer?)

Oh my god where did you find that photo of me on the beach last summer?

Beer, book and perfume, and I wish AI could spell

Oh, are they robins? 😏

These are all excellent.

As I've cut all my hair off, mostly wear jeans and trainers AND I'm no longer a bleeder breeder, should I even be on this thread?

I suspect that womanly essence is not for those with womanly voices. Because we can’t have these new type of women sounding like Minnie Mouse and all womanly, can we? People would not give them the respect that they are used to and demand.

Laughing Goat...perfume, beer or first draft of an unfortunate David Bowie song?

Well I found the ad for 'Girly Feels' and it's really not selling it to me...

Love this.

my adverts have a sense of humour, I was trying to work out what essence this was supposed to be 😂

I think that's summat diff'rent. It's feelz with a 'z', coz it's exotique!!

Loving the Eau de Crone though 😍 I'm thinking lavender, with a hint of deep heat and werthers.

I fear your girly feelz may have been discontinued.

I've found one called Girly.

(But it doesn't look very girly!)

Ah the smell of it

Can we see how the “raging menopausal inferno” variant comes out Witchy?

I'm surprised that Big Brother hasn't come out with his own range of perfume (tagline: 'for those who know that 2+2=5').

XX pour homme
XY pour femme

🤣

Bigot!

Girly Feelz is no great loss to the world of perfumery. It only smelled of pink.

🤭

Half way through this thread, up pops an advert for vagisil😄
Is there a version for women without vaginas?

Weirdly, I screen shot it to add it to my comment and the picture has been blocked for being a sensitive image🤔

There's a nail polish called "i want your Skinsuit" modelled here - might be what you are seeking.

Now that image should be hidden under a sensitive warning content thingy.

I have a sudden, striking memory of Les Dawson. Just popped into my head. <hoiks bosom.>

That hand😱