Woman Essence

[WitchyWitcherson]

Hi all,

I recently heard of something called woman essence and was wondering where I might buy a bottle?

I asked AI and this is what it apparently looks like, if that helps?

Kind regards,

Witchy

I want your skinsuit😂😂😂 does it come with a matching lipstick colour? Maybe the shade A(ll)G(irls)❤️P(ink)

It puts the lotion on its skin.....

Mind you, it's like the whole cervix in a bottle thing. How does it go? A little bit of Monica in the fridge, a little bit of Erica under the bridge....

Dare I ask where the “Woman Essence” Eau de toilette is distilled from? I can’t stop thinking it must come from those who just want to pee…

😳🫣🥴🤯

Won't Woman Essence smell like that candle Gwynnie made?

Here you go @BettyFilous 😂

I really want a bottle of that! I'm imagining spicy high notes and not a hint of patchouli!

Very festive.

You wouldn't want to fall asleep in the same room as him.

Gosh. Maybe the owner of the woman essence should really go through and apologise for their misogyny that just keeps coming out of the woodwork.

https://x.com/svphillimore/status/1767106214905659892?s=46&t=HTxp6zC_d4GZ2FFv4a-YeQ

Apparently, not just the concept that female = Minnie Mouse voice, but that female people can’t have wide ranging interests. Apparently, this misogynist believes that cross stitching and flower arranging is more the female ideal to go with that Cosmopolitan magazine. Fuck !

From WH Smith, Robin bought Cosmopolitan, Steam Railway & New Scientist magazines (this is sounding like 'when Grandma went shopping ...')

Robin seems to think the above is a 'schizophrenic' collection. No, Robin, it really isn't. I wouldn't buy Cosmopolitan but I'd read it, perhaps with a red pen to hand, and I'd definitely read the other two. And I'm a woman!

Who'd have thought, huh? Women have interests too, and they don't necessarily involve cross stitch.

BTW- Robin's spelling is pants.

I would happily read New Scientist, then I'd get mild enjoyment out of Steam Railway and I would use Cosmopolitan to help light my log burner. I should have paid for next day delivery on my Woman Essence order 😣

White’s posts shows that White is far too interested in White’s interpretation of being a ‘woman’ than anything else.

My two daughters often discuss F1 while painting their nails, RMW would piss Whiteself laughing, no doubt.

I think, being so terribly busy and important, mebbe Whiteself has no time to proofread. Details aren't important when you're a barrister after all 😐

If you'll excuse me, I'm just going to consider the comedic value of my 1st WW and flower ID books.

Crikey. That blog is quite the eye opener. White's nighttime fantasies about sex with the men in uniform White has seen on the train to Salisbury.

I can't think of any female barristers who have shared their sexual fantasies on the internet.

I don't think professional and lay clients, colleagues, court staff and judges need to know what White thinks about in the privacy of White's bedroom.

Back in the day, when putting "reading" on a CV / application form was acceptable, at an interview I was asked "What are you reading at the moment?". I replied, truthfully, "A Military History of the English Civil War".

The panel looked a bit nonplussed.

I am female. I was even wearing a skirt, it being an interview.

I've thought of another one please @WitchyWitcherson if you fancy another creative moment. I'd like a bottle of 'La Tricoteuse'. Unlike the late 18th century french women knitting beside the guillotine, I'd like this not to be politically aligned. I'd like it to have an aroma that lingers as we watch and wait, preferably with base notes of lanolin, wet sheep and straw and maybe top notes of Ponds Cold Cream (the original recipe) that would remind me of my grandma, born in Victorian times. She was a superb knitter. 😀

@SoupDragonsFriend

How's this? It's the only one that came up with a correct spelling...

Hmm the image was poor quality, sorry! Here you go!

I cancelled New Scientist because the fuckers did an article on 'people who have the menopause' without using the word women once.

Third time lucky...

Anyway, all this perfume is useless because if you're just a boring old cunty woman you won't be able to smell it and even if you did you probably wouldn't understand.

Make me one called 'cunty types know your place', pls.

@ArabellaScott

Voilá!

Based on the "The men also have wigs on and bad lipstick" descriptor I gave, it looks like AI has drawn the men based on Alok 😆

😂

Is that bunting or the beginnings of a knitted bikini?

Perhaps it's on a bunting - bikini spectrum.