Antipodean fruit growers 3 - Is the Kiwi a Dodo or a Phoenix?

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Continuation thread from Antipodean fruit growers 2 - Canary in the internet coal mine
https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/4632616-antipodean-fruit-growers-2-canary-in-the-internet-coal-mine

Front row seat on the seemingly eternal battle between Jersh (aka Suzi Quatro's Fat Nan) and his Merry Band of Farmers against the Transpowered Forces of Internet Censorship.

1st Thread - Antipodean fruit grower statement
https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/4620584-antipodean-fruit-grower-statement

If there’s a village hall, can I decorate it in cunting bunting 🙏

We can have it in red, white, and blue or just natural 😇

A dress like an AGP theme?

(Just testing the extent to which we can normalise a once-banned word.)

Maybe we should all dress in homage to MN classics? In which case bagsy Paul the spray-painted pigeon.

I'll be a penguin bollard. Or the Sistine Chapel.

Same thing.

Elaine Miller, the women’s health physio of Scottish Parliament merkin fame, has an anatomically correct vulva costume with clitoris and clitoral hood. There’s footage of her online wearing it, possibly at the Edinburgh Fringe.

The cunting bunting should be white, green and violet.

If I can go as a fat ball well, I'm pretty much ready 😁

Surely a T-Rex costume is needed!

(Hoarding all our rights in Asda carrier bags, naturally)

I think that all our remaining rights would fit into a very small clutch purse.

Oooo I think there were links in my last post and I cannot edit so trying again…

Seems to be a phoenix 🔥

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That legal fund seems to be causing firms to think twice, rather than rely on rumour, reputation and accusation.

The scrappy little website has shown some teeth and those firms are suddenly no quite longer keen on bullying because there might be consequences for them. Firms are happy to treat Jersh badly, as long as the power dynamic is in their favour. Says a lot about their character.

The same Marge who had to name change after posting a really transphobic comment about a trans actor in the Hogwarts game.

The same Marge who had to name change after posting a really transphobic comment about a trans actor in the Hogwarts game.

Ha! yes, I’d forgotten who’d said that but remembered it had been said, so paid particular attention to Sirona in the game. Lovely voice. Brilliant game.

Classic Pie fail - foot in mouth 😂

Oh wow, is Marge actually a transphobe? Is that why they keep repeating allegations of sexual assault by LFJ? Interesting....

Gosh!!! The thot plickens!! Marge has such detailed knowledge of the goings-on on KF too . . . and we've always wondered . . . if . . . wow! . . . if Josh has a secret Mumsnet account . . . do you think . . . could it be possible . . . no! . . . surely not? . . . might Suzi Quatro's Fat Nan be in the room with us right now?? 😂

I think he’s on AIBU threads arguing about toilet brushes and how often you should wash sheets and towels.

Marge...toilet brushes....too early in the morning.

How often does Marge change their sheets? From Google: A survey reveals men are five times more likely than women to wash their towels once a year or less.

Josh does have an interest in British cuisine!

Not Josh surely. A nice boy like him will have a lovely mother who will wash his sheets regularly. I assume that even when he was away at college he took his washing home, and now he is back in his mum's basement life is simple and hygienic.

His mum's house was doxxed. He can't get work or even a bank account in the US due to the lies about him which have become the accepted 'truth'. He lives in Serbia.

I don't want to think about the state of his sheets.

Best forum guideline ever “Look at how other posts are written before posting. It's not fucking hard, use your brain.” It makes me giggle every time. I want the “It's not fucking hard, use your brain.” On a T-shirt. I mutter it to myself a lot at work.

My favourite tag is T or Isis same difference on the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch thread.

He lives abroad and has for years.

Is that google thing made up? The only way I can make it make sense is if someone else is washing your towels for you. Otherwise there’s not much point bathing only to rub the filth back on.

Betty, I dug deeper. A bit of Mail click bait for you: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-12927965/men-wash-towels-year-warning-skin-infection.html

Biological sex matters when it comes to towel washing. Old stereotypes die hard. Men put the bins out, women do the laundry. That said, Josh will wash his towels, though I am not sure where he stands on the vexed subject of loo brushes.

Marge, if they reappear, might face some questions.

I don't think Tui go to Serbia. MN/Farmers social in Croatia?

His mum's house was doxxed. He can't get work or even a bank account in the US due to the lies about him which have become the accepted 'truth'. He lives in Serbia.

ISTR a TRA turned up at his mum's house when he wasn't there.