Antipodean fruit growers 3 - Is the Kiwi a Dodo or a Phoenix?

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Continuation thread from Antipodean fruit growers 2 - Canary in the internet coal mine
https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/4632616-antipodean-fruit-growers-2-canary-in-the-internet-coal-mine

Front row seat on the seemingly eternal battle between Jersh (aka Suzi Quatro's Fat Nan) and his Merry Band of Farmers against the Transpowered Forces of Internet Censorship.

1st Thread - Antipodean fruit grower statement
https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/4620584-antipodean-fruit-grower-statement

Nah, he loves the britbong mums. And it's not nearly as rude as some of the things his KF compatriots have called him.

KF MN mixer back on?

Ha! I don't think so, I bet they'd be bezzies though.

Both MRAs and we all need mansplaining to.

@nothingcomestonothing yeah as much as he pisstakes Bong (no more or less than all nationalities- he's like South Park) Josh definitely has some respect for the women of MN.

Those of us who choose to have voices and use them, rather than being shut down are part of his fight.

I enjoy the fuck out of the farms. It's full of fact and truth. If a farmer even posts something out of order or particularly trolly another 10 will tell them to wind it in. More than anything else KF is an excellent social and historical archive and discussion platform.

@MacPoot someone on the litigation thread on KF is trying to get Jersh to sue you for that remark 😂

I love the idea of a KF MN mixer. I would ask Jersh to dance, fer sure.

Earlier ideas about a social got nowhere. Turned out the farmers are cheap dates. They were suggesting stocking upon Lambrini. As if they did not realise we are classy.

Lambrini is an outrage. Surely they can stretch to a nice bottle of Jacob's Creek?

I thought we were the Prosecco Stormfront??

Exactly, they couldn’t even do their research properly. I haven’t visited the farms since the lambrini affair.

Rose prosecco now £4.99 in Lidl. I could accept if poured by Josh.

Oh I could deffo go for this. I don't like lambrini or prosecco or any white wine.
Our fearless leader can buy it though, he has enough money now. especially as theres only 6 of us.

Ponders if we did in fact sort out a soiree and put up a crowdfunder for it, how much jershy would get off the MNers versus the farmers.

Oh and where would such a gathering take place? USA, UK, somewhere else?
I vote Bahamas.

Turf island….no contest.

Bali. I've always wanted to go there and, as a bonus, I could see the Farmers in bathing costumes. What's not to like?

You have a very weird imagination…

You say that like it's a bad thing! 🕶

7 of us if lurkers are allowed to come?

never mind the lambrini, where is the mind bleach???

In that case, I volunteer to stay home and water the plants

OK. If there is a flinty white Burgundy and Plymouth Gin then I'm in. I would recommend Bermuda but I'm flexible.

Will it be an inclusive event? If we invite TownGown we could set them up with Felix. Their conversation might be interesting (not).

What's the dress code for the event? (Other than Jersh dressing as Suzi Quattro's fat nan, obviously.)

Maybe we should all dress in homage to MN classics? In which case bagsy Paul the spray-painted pigeon.

Bagsy NOT the penis beaker costume.

I was already traumatised by the thought of kiwifarmers in swimwear, if MNers turn up dressed as penis beakers and Mexican house thieves I will not be able to cope. Also the fancy dress shop haven't got a costume of an anatomically correct clitoris.

Pom bear?

Also the fancy dress shop haven't got a costume of an anatomically correct clitoris.

Or a KiwiFarms logo costume? Not for nothing is it nicknamed clitoris farms.