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Feminism: Sex and gender discussions

Mermaids getting eaten from the inside out

193 replies

feelingcadoubleledlove · 31/01/2023 18:43

Simping fools

mermaidsuk.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2023/01/EDI-Audit_-Recommendations-and-Next-Steps.pdf

Mermaids getting eaten from the inside out
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BloodAndFire · 31/01/2023 21:53

CBA to read it right now, but is there any hint about trying not to.. be a nonce?

Boiledbeetle · 31/01/2023 21:54

BloodAndFire · 31/01/2023 21:53

CBA to read it right now, but is there any hint about trying not to.. be a nonce?

Bit hopeful aren't you?

CryInToYourCornflakesNicola · 31/01/2023 21:56

lechiffre55 · 31/01/2023 21:17

Sorry if I'm wrong, but I don't think that's the full report. I think it is the recommendations section from the report. I don't think Mermaids wants anyone reading the full report. I assume it will detail what was found wrong and doubt they want to allow people to see that.
Also I don't think we know if it's all the recommendations from the report. It may have been sanitized for public consumption.

Are charities allowed to just hide reports?

I genuinely have no idea I just thought pretty much anything to do with charities is public

MrsOvertonsWindow · 31/01/2023 21:58

A children's sex change charity with an "inclusion, diversity inclusion appraisal" that forgets to mention children, mentions "trans young people" once and makes no mention of how safeguarding intersects with EDI despite being the subject of a major safeguarding enquiry. Confused

GrabbyGabby · 31/01/2023 22:04

Absolutely nothing in there about keeping your arsehole covered at all times whilst in public.

Fordian · 31/01/2023 22:06

ZenNudist · 31/01/2023 21:42

I don't understand much of this but wish to complain of lack of trigger warning by the OP whose screen shot mentioned trigger warnings. I find mentions of trigger warnings extremely triggering because of the time that i was triggered by a trigger warning. My lived experience is that people like me aren't heard by society and I demand... action be taken to make me feel i am heard. #bekind

But could you articulate to the group what your intersectional experience was?

Feel free to grab any words you want from the report, in any order. They'll make as much sense as the original report.

NicolaSturgeonsSOGIbottom · 31/01/2023 22:36

BloodAndFire · 31/01/2023 21:53

CBA to read it right now, but is there any hint about trying not to.. be a nonce?

’Minor Attracted Persons’ are excluded, marginalised and their sexualities are oppressed via the law (ACAB).

So Mermaids need to put out a targeted ad and try and hire a few more. Bonus points if one can be found who identifies as a non binary baby.
Oh! And experience with Microsoft Excell.

Boiledbeetle · 31/01/2023 22:38

NicolaSturgeonsSOGIbottom · 31/01/2023 22:36

’Minor Attracted Persons’ are excluded, marginalised and their sexualities are oppressed via the law (ACAB).

So Mermaids need to put out a targeted ad and try and hire a few more. Bonus points if one can be found who identifies as a non binary baby.
Oh! And experience with Microsoft Excell.

But they do so well attracting them without targeting their ads!!!

BloodAndFire · 31/01/2023 23:13

Boiledbeetle · 31/01/2023 21:54

Bit hopeful aren't you?

Well, it's been an interesting week. You never know.

BloodAndFire · 31/01/2023 23:16

NicolaSturgeonsSOGIbottom · 31/01/2023 22:36

’Minor Attracted Persons’ are excluded, marginalised and their sexualities are oppressed via the law (ACAB).

So Mermaids need to put out a targeted ad and try and hire a few more. Bonus points if one can be found who identifies as a non binary baby.
Oh! And experience with Microsoft Excell.

I'm sorry, I found that too difficult to follow.

Please could you say it on video, in fewer words, in a hectoring, condescending tone, with a weird fringe, shaking your finger at me, while your words magically appear on screen?

Bonus points for a sort of threatening, aggressive, undertone, head tilt, and cartoon villain facial expressions.

Boiledbeetle · 31/01/2023 23:22

BloodAndFire · 31/01/2023 23:16

I'm sorry, I found that too difficult to follow.

Please could you say it on video, in fewer words, in a hectoring, condescending tone, with a weird fringe, shaking your finger at me, while your words magically appear on screen?

Bonus points for a sort of threatening, aggressive, undertone, head tilt, and cartoon villain facial expressions.

God I wish i had the technical know how to do all that!

BitterAndOnlySlightlyTwisted · 01/02/2023 00:41

Barry Wall, the fantastic EDIJester had a lot of fun with this today on YouTube. As in, being knicker-wettingly hilarious. Can recommend

Datun · 01/02/2023 00:53

Is there anything in there about not posting infinite pictures of your own cock on social media?

Boiledbeetle · 01/02/2023 01:40

Datun · 01/02/2023 00:53

Is there anything in there about not posting infinite pictures of your own cock on social media?

(I think/hope) I'll get it past the moderators on this attempt. It's taken me weeks to censure this tweet. I think I've got them all.

Do you mean to say they have a problem with that sort of thing Datun?

Mermaids getting eaten from the inside out
NicolaSturgeonsSOGIbottom · 01/02/2023 01:52

I have never been so pleased to have insomnia.

It’s a masterpiece, Beet.

I’m saving a copy!

FrancescaContini · 01/02/2023 01:53

😳 what is that shit?

NicolaSturgeonsSOGIbottom · 01/02/2023 01:54

Datun · 01/02/2023 00:53

Is there anything in there about not posting infinite pictures of your own cock on social media?

Not unless it’s in really tiny letters or invisible ink.

Dunno why you think it should be anyway - are you bigoted against kaleidoscopic kocks or summat?

NicolaSturgeonsSOGIbottom · 01/02/2023 01:55

FrancescaContini · 01/02/2023 01:53

😳 what is that shit?

Mermaids employee CV.

FrancescaContini · 01/02/2023 01:57

A CV??

WTF?

Seriously?

NicolaSturgeonsSOGIbottom · 01/02/2023 02:05

Well, not quite a CV, but it was posted on Twitter in all it’s original glory, with his real name attached, fully viewable at the time he applied and throughout his period of employment.

When the terves noticed, it made the papers and he was fired on the spot.

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11302231/Parents-children-used-trans-charity-call-probe-worker-posed-explicit-images.html

NicolaSturgeonsSOGIbottom · 01/02/2023 02:10

Waving his appendage about on the internet whilst working for a children’s charity doesn’t seem to have put The Metro off, they’ve just published a opinion piece by Mew about that awful Sam Smith video:

metro.co.uk/2023/01/31/sam-smith-was-just-acting-just-like-any-other-popstar-18193857/

Congrats on the new job, I guess.

FrancescaContini · 01/02/2023 02:11

So this person actually got a job with Mermaids, a children’s charity, using a CV that showed his penis?

I wouldn’t want this person or charity within six million miles of my child.

NicolaSturgeonsSOGIbottom · 01/02/2023 02:17

Not actually printed on his CV, but it would’ve shown up in a pre employment social media search, and Mermaids were employing him to do social media work, so they must’ve looked him up.

It was an inappropriate hire, whichever angle you look at it from (and Darren showed us ALL his angles).

NicolaSturgeonsSOGIbottom · 01/02/2023 02:21

Darren wasn’t even the worst of it!

Mermaids had a paedo-adjacent American academic on their board of trustees who had compared sex with a child to wanking over a shoe.

FrancescaContini · 01/02/2023 02:24

NicolaSturgeonsSOGIbottom · 01/02/2023 02:21

Darren wasn’t even the worst of it!

Mermaids had a paedo-adjacent American academic on their board of trustees who had compared sex with a child to wanking over a shoe.

That’s made me feel really really sick.