We all knew it was coming... 'Trans-Age' is here

[BlessedKali]

I've seen some posts on Twitter from profiles claiming to be 'Trans-Age' i.e they identify with a different age...

transage.carrd.co/#faq

''Transage is an umbrella term referring to those whose age identity does not align with their chronological age. It's a label that encompasses a wide range of experiences. It includes those who identify as older than their chronological age, those who identify as younger than their chronological age, and even those who are outside of the age-binary (such as agen't or xenoage individuals).''

amp.theguardian.com/world/2018/nov/08/dutch-man-69-starts-legal-fight-to-identify-as-20-years-younger someone tried this is 2018, think it's the same with transracial and transabled, just not as big as transgender. It's laughable but here we are denying the definition of woman, it will creep into every corner of reality

What surgery would a trans-age person need? Face lift?

Ooh surgical help they say? Like facelifts? Asking for a friend

I'm 42 but my knees identify as 80 unfortunately.

I wonder if this guy will have another kick at the can? He was just ahead of the rest of us:

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-46425774.amp]

Me too.

Good point. And regular funding for all the grooming type things I need to keep in shape, eyebrows, lashes, lip things.

Fantastic news for paedos.

"She may be chrono 6 your honour but she identifies as 17 and consented"

Great stuff.

Link now working: Emile Ratelband, 69, told he cannot legally change his age

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-46425774.amp]

I find this all so insane.

Why do you have to identify with what you are in order to be it?

Do you need to identify with your blonde hair?

With your brown eyes?

With your height?

With your shoe size?

I know its the era of identity politics and advances in tech meaning you can essentially be an online avatar and live more remotely but where does all of this end?

I shall get a hat for my MP and lovingly cross stich 'I told you so' across the front.

<Gets popcorn. Waits for the 50 year old bloke in a nappy demanding his human right to attend his local nursery and for the staff to change his nappies. Have second hat all ready to embroider.>

In fact can't we get onto William Hill and lay down bets? The odds at present should be great, and we all know something they probably don't.

Maybe we can get those fancy rejuvenating face creams on the NHS.

Nevermind the NHS is crippled and it supports capitalism, creates more waste and it was patriarchy that insisted we have shiny faces anyway..... SUPPORT MY IDENTITY AT ALL COSTS, GODAMIT

What on earth is 'the age-binary' supposed to be?

I've said it for years that I feel old and tired and I identify as pension age. Menopause and cancer have taken its toll. I'm ready to hang up my boots.
However I'm cynical and the only people Transage is going to benefit are those with a certain interest and looking to evade authorities.

Unfortunately until society is able to cope with one of the biggest, driving reasons behind all this without clutching pearls and deleting frantically while shouting bigot to try and drown it out?

The boundary pushing and using of non consenting others will escalate and escalate. We told them so. Years back.

I feel like age is surely the very definition of a spectrum?

Like light has a spectrum of possible wavelengths...

I wish to be pan-age. I wish to identify as many different ages depending on the day. 66 one day to get my pension, 18 another day when I want to go clubbing, 100 when I want my letter from the king

Paedophiles identifying as children to abuse children. No need to groom anymore. We have been saying this is the end goal and with the use of MAP and transage well there we have it.

Surely it's satire? 😂😂😂
But it's quite well done. Well enough to have got some people quite worked up on Twitter (it's not the Trans lobby upset at having the piss taken, they seem to have stayed away - not sure what to make of it I guess. It's people saying "whenever next?!!")

They covered that in the OP. You are “agen’t”.

Ooh pan-age. I'll definitely be 5 when it's time to make breakfast, lunch, or dinner, and do any and all associated chores.

But I thought dysphoria doesn't actually exist as in it's got nothing to do with being trans and it shouldn't even be diagnosed because doing so is transphobic. At least in gender terms. Or sex terms or whatever terms they're in about.

So why is there now a new dysphoria to partially justify being trans age? Isn't that deeply transphobic.

Also can one be an ally to transgender people but not to transage people? If so, does that make one transphobic? Are you transphobic squared if you think both concepts are a crock of shit?

I'm waiting for the transgender transagers to come out. I'm going to place a bet on there bring a significant correlation between them and furries.

The bit about binary age has got to be satire. That's an obvious piss take of the non binary sex people.

Oh...this wasn't what I was expecting from the thread title. I was assuming you meant the 2000AD+ marked the Trans Age as opposed to Bronze Age, Middle Ages and the Prehistoric Age. I feel so silly 😂

They can't have ngu (never grew up) as that's already Peter Pan syndrome. Or middle aged man syndrome.

Trans age? My brain hurts I give up society has gone bonkers but as others have said very worrying point about groomers getting away with more stuff. 😮😮😮😮🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

RocketPanda · Today 21:49

Paedophiles identifying as children to abuse children.

There's that American paedophile, who wants to be allowed to pretend he's a six year old girl and to have sleepovers with little girls.