The "spraying stickers" in their statement is really bothering me. How the hell do you "spray" sharp objects to a fucking lamppost?
And the rest of the statement...
While she was in custody, a mobile phone and stickers were seized as part of our enquiries.
Following arrest, officers attended the women’s address and conducted a search after arrest. Further items, including stickers and posters, were also seized.
Can they actually hear themselves? 'We searched her home and SEIZED stickers and posters'.
Pat on the back for you. So brave.
I'd be fucking mortified if I had to announce to the public that I'd raided a woman's home for some stickers, it's pathetic.