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Feminism: Sex and gender discussions

"Women do have vaginas, Nick."

329 replies

FindTheTruth · 25/05/2021 12:24

Liz Truss speaking on
@NickFerrariLBC

"Women do have vaginas, Nick."
www.lbc.co.uk/radio/presenters/nick-ferrari/liz-truss-defends-student-who-faces-disciplinary-action-for-saying-women-have-va/

OP posts:
ShagMeRiggins · 26/05/2021 17:47

That was a damn fine piece of work. You’re not Ruth Jones by any chance, are you TedImgoingmad?

I’ve saved it as a screenshot, for my sanity posterity.

SirVixofVixHall · 26/05/2021 17:50

@AngeloMysterioso

I haven’t heard the interview, so when I read this I heard it in the same style as the “eight is a lot of legs, David” woman from Love Actually Grin
I did just that until I heard the clip.
70sWarmTomatoes · 26/05/2021 18:08

The guy who does the sarky voice over on Come Dine With Me, he would be great!

UnFringed · 26/05/2021 18:17

The Pope
Kim Jong Un

SoapboxFox · 26/05/2021 18:20

Everyone on Gogglebox.

Howzaboutye · 26/05/2021 18:26

Miles you are genius! :)

MrsSteveMcDonald · 26/05/2021 18:28

Marcus Bentley from Big Brother.

Day 1 in the Big Brother House - Women have vaginas Nick
Day 60 in the Big Brother House - Women still have vaginas Nick

TedImgoingmad · 26/05/2021 18:32

@ShagMeRiggins

That was a damn fine piece of work. You’re not Ruth Jones by any chance, are you TedImgoingmad?

I’ve saved it as a screenshot, for my sanity posterity.

If truth be told, I'm not, Rig.
IHateCoronavirus · 26/05/2021 18:33

Proper snorting at some of these!

RedDogsBeg · 26/05/2021 20:30

It's very noticeable which side has a sense of humour, I too am sniggering away at some of these. TedImgoingmad you missed your calling as a script writer that was sublime, the only thing that could have improved it was a word or two from Dawn and Pete!

ChoosandChipsandSealingWax · 26/05/2021 22:24

God I love Mumsnet! This thread is Gold! I can’t choose my favourite one - too many brilliant ones. Another nomination for Classics!

Cleanandpress · 26/05/2021 22:40

This has to be on Have I got news for you this week.

Someone should email Ian Hislop.

DdraigGoch · 26/05/2021 23:13

@FindTheTruth

TWEETS

@with_rhymes
A government minister has to go on the radio to confirm that women have vaginas. So surreal it’s funny.
@trussliz’s desdpan delivery was absolutely perfect. I think this will become a classic.

@with_rhymes
I now have a ranked list of public figures that I want to hear saying the phrase “women do have vaginas, Nick”. Here are my top 5:

  1. Prue Leith
  2. Matthew McConnaughey
  3. Morgan Freeman
  4. Maggie Smith
  5. David Attenborough

Who’s on yours?

#WomenDoHaveVaginasHotlist

Brian Blessed.
PurgatoryOfPotholes · 26/05/2021 23:19

The late Sir David "So who would live in a house like this?" Frost of Through the Keyhole.

TedImgoingmad · 26/05/2021 23:27

@PurgatoryOfPotholes

The late Sir David "So who would live in a house like this?" Frost of Through the Keyhole.
Hellowww, good eeevening and women have vaginas
Ereshkigalangcleg · 26/05/2021 23:31

The late Sir David "So who would live in a house like this?"

That line was Loyd Grossman I think, so him too!

The Wikipedia page is very informative if anyone is not familiar!

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Throughthee_Keyhole

PurgatoryOfPotholes · 26/05/2021 23:48

Flip it! You're right, it was Loyd on location who said it each time.

Alicethruthelookingglass · 26/05/2021 23:54

Late to the party but needed to chime in. The quote is too delicious.

I am amused by team Blessed, but I'm on it too.

I've seen Basil Faulty mentioned, but I think Sybil Faulty could nail it.

Any of the Young Ones.

PurgatoryOfPotholes · 27/05/2021 00:00

Spike from Buffy the Vampire Slayer

EmbarrassingAdmissions · 27/05/2021 01:15

@PurgatoryOfPotholes

Spike from Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Which delivery? I'm thinking of Smashed where he says:

Hello, vampire! I AM SUPPOSED to treading on the dark side. What's your excuse?

Or - Darla, in Angel Judgment when she says, I'd love to see that boy.

PurgatoryOfPotholes · 27/05/2021 01:32

First one!

TreesgoPing · 27/05/2021 07:30

Ruth Bader Ginsberg. Fight for The things you care about, but do it in a way that will lead others to join you. Women do have vaginas, Nick.

The late, great Paul Ritter. Women do have vaginas, Nick.Lovely bit of squirrel.

Ruth Madoc. Hello campers. Hi de hi. Women do have vaginas, Nick.

Sooty whispers into Matthew's ear. Women do have vaginas, Nick.

Porky pig. Women do have vaginas, Nick. That's all folks!

SirSamuelVimes · 27/05/2021 07:45

This thread is brilliant in so many ways!

I'd like to see it added to the Star Trek opening monologue:

Space, the final frontier... where still, women do have vaginas, Nick

GreenVaseline · 27/05/2021 07:52

Mrs Doyle: "Women do have vaginas, Nick. Ah, they do, they do, they do, they do, they do..."

KarensChoppyGob · 27/05/2021 08:10
Grin