"Women do have vaginas, Nick."

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Liz Truss speaking on
@NickFerrariLBC

"Women do have vaginas, Nick."
www.lbc.co.uk/radio/presenters/nick-ferrari/liz-truss-defends-student-who-faces-disciplinary-action-for-saying-women-have-va/

I'm currently trying to work out a parody of this scene from Sherlock 🤔

SHERLOCK: "Someone has said women have vaginas."
MORIARTY: "That's what women HAVE!"

Ooh the M&S voiceover!

Women have vaginas, Nick, but this is an M and S vagina

@DickKerrLadies

“Howdy Doodly Do, women do have vaginas, and while you’re thinking about that, would you like some toast? Lovely, hot crisp buttered toast? No? Ah, you’re a waffle man!”

The question is this: given that God is infinite, and that the Universe is also infinite, and women do have vaginas...would you like a toasted teacake?

Woman do have vaginas, and nobody wants any toast!

1. George Formby ('can you 'ear me, Mother?!')
2. Thomas the Tank Engine, in the voice of Ringo Starr
3. Winston Churchill ('Never...in the field of human conflict...')
4. Jessica Rabbit
5. The late Sister Wendy Beckett

The Go Compare Opera Singer

[Singing:] "Go compare! Go Compare! Women do have vaginas, Nick."

Sean Connery as James Bond
Vaginas Nick, shaken not stirred, have a Martini (f*ck the toast)

The first thing you must know about the vagina club...is that women do have vaginas.

, Madam Batty.

Ted Hastings.

Jesus, Mary and Joseph and the wee donkey, women do have vaginas Nick. Ya wee gobshite.

Oops just said to DH “it’s all a load of bollocks” and he said “literally” and went back to his toast!

@Deliriumoftheendless

Deep Thought from Hitchhiker’s Guide.

Marvin, surely.

“here i am, brain the size of a planet, knowing that women do have vaginas, and does anyone care? call that job satisfaction? I don’t”.

Does anyone have a link to that song which I watched on here a year or so ago which has the line in 'We are your mothers' might have been called The Terf song possibly.

Sigourney Weaver as Ripley in the power loader

"Women DO have vaginas, bitch!"

Elwood: There's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark out, and we're wearing sunglasses. And women have vaginas.

Jake: Hit it!

Jack Nicholson with an old typewriter, banging away on those stiff metal keys, day after deranged day ...

Women do have vaginas, Nick
Women do have vaginas, Nick
Women do have vaginas, Nick
Women do have vaginas, Nick
Women do have vaginas, Nick

Scene from Gavin and Stacey. Nessa walks in to a fraught scene. Smithy is crying.

Nessa: Oh! Oh! Oh! What's occurrin"?
Gavin: Smithy's broken up with Lucy again.
Stacey: He wanted to go on her Girlguiding trip, but she won't let him.
Mick: I just don't understand what the problem is.
Pamela: Of course he can't! He's not a girl. Women have vaginas, Mick.
Nessa: Fair play. For women.
Mick: I know that, I just don't understand why women have to go on about it all the time.
Nessa: It's a Woman's Place to Mick. That's what I told John Prescott, when he said I was showing him up in front of his Labour Party friends. I said, Oh! John! Women have vaginas. You just gotta get over it.

Bryn: Now, now Smithy, what's up?
Gwen: He's broken up with Lucy because she won't let him go on her Girlguides trip.
Mick: I just don't see the problem.
Bryn. Well, I agree! Smithy can't go to Girlguiding. And I'll tell you for why. Smithy is not a girl. Women have vaginas Mick.
Mick: Yes, thank you Bryn, I've already had my ear chewed off by Pam.

If we are thinking of movie lines, let's not forget the one that got us to this ridiculous scenario in the first place.
I'll have what she's having

But anyway. Women do have vaginas Nick Lyndhurst Rodney you plonker.

@TedImgoingmad excellent

@RhapsodyandAshe

Does anyone have a link to that song which I watched on here a year or so ago which has the line in 'We are your mothers' might have been called The Terf song possibly.

Do you mean The Vagina Anthem?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=UPIRfivo4lo

Chris Whitty (Next slide please. Women do have vaginas. Next slide please)

😅

genius, ted 🤣

[quote TedImgoingmad]Scene from Gavin and Stacey. Nessa walks in to a fraught scene. Smithy is crying.

Nessa: Oh! Oh! Oh! What's occurrin"?
Gavin: Smithy's broken up with Lucy again.
Stacey: He wanted to go on her Girlguiding trip, but she won't let him.
Mick: I just don't understand what the problem is.
Pamela: Of course he can't! He's not a girl. Women have vaginas, Mick.
Nessa: Fair play. For women.
Mick: I know that, I just don't understand why women have to go on about it all the time.
Nessa: It's a Woman's Place to Mick. That's what I told John Prescott, when he said I was showing him up in front of his Labour Party friends. I said, Oh! John! Women have vaginas. You just gotta get over it.

Bryn: Now, now Smithy, what's up?
Gwen: He's broken up with Lucy because she won't let him go on her Girlguides trip.
Mick: I just don't see the problem.
Bryn. Well, I agree! Smithy can't go to Girlguiding. And I'll tell you for why. Smithy is not a girl. Women have vaginas Mick.
Mick: Yes, thank you Bryn, I've already had my ear chewed off by Pam.

MNHQ can this go in classics, if only so that @TedImgoingmad's post is never deleted.

[quote TedImgoingmad]Scene from Gavin and Stacey. Nessa walks in to a fraught scene. Smithy is crying.

Nessa: Oh! Oh! Oh! What's occurrin"?
Gavin: Smithy's broken up with Lucy again.
Stacey: He wanted to go on her Girlguiding trip, but she won't let him.
Mick: I just don't understand what the problem is.
Pamela: Of course he can't! He's not a girl. Women have vaginas, Mick.
Nessa: Fair play. For women.
Mick: I know that, I just don't understand why women have to go on about it all the time.
Nessa: It's a Woman's Place to Mick. That's what I told John Prescott, when he said I was showing him up in front of his Labour Party friends. I said, Oh! John! Women have vaginas. You just gotta get over it.

Bryn: Now, now Smithy, what's up?
Gwen: He's broken up with Lucy because she won't let him go on her Girlguides trip.
Mick: I just don't see the problem.
Bryn. Well, I agree! Smithy can't go to Girlguiding. And I'll tell you for why. Smithy is not a girl. Women have vaginas Mick.
Mick: Yes, thank you Bryn, I've already had my ear chewed off by Pam.