[quote TedImgoingmad]Scene from Gavin and Stacey. Nessa walks in to a fraught scene. Smithy is crying.
Nessa: Oh! Oh! Oh! What's occurrin"?
Gavin: Smithy's broken up with Lucy again.
Stacey: He wanted to go on her Girlguiding trip, but she won't let him.
Mick: I just don't understand what the problem is.
Pamela: Of course he can't! He's not a girl. Women have vaginas, Mick.
Nessa: Fair play. For women.
Mick: I know that, I just don't understand why women have to go on about it all the time.
Nessa: It's a Woman's Place to Mick. That's what I told John Prescott, when he said I was showing him up in front of his Labour Party friends. I said, Oh! John! Women have vaginas. You just gotta get over it.
Bryn: Now, now Smithy, what's up?
Gwen: He's broken up with Lucy because she won't let him go on her Girlguides trip.
Mick: I just don't see the problem.
Bryn. Well, I agree! Smithy can't go to Girlguiding. And I'll tell you for why. Smithy is not a girl. Women have vaginas Mick.
Mick: Yes, thank you Bryn, I've already had my ear chewed off by Pam.