"Women do have vaginas, Nick."

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Liz Truss speaking on
@NickFerrariLBC

"Women do have vaginas, Nick."
www.lbc.co.uk/radio/presenters/nick-ferrari/liz-truss-defends-student-who-faces-disciplinary-action-for-saying-women-have-va/

Andrew Cotter as part of an Olive and Mabel video. "What's that Olive? Women do have vaginas? Well yes of course they do. Have a biscuit."

"Yes, Mabel, I know you're a woman dog. No, you don't have to lick it to prove you've got one".

Anyone mentioned Ted Hastings?

Stonewall.

''Women do have vaginas, Nick. Get over it! ''

In the end if your DNA is left at a crime scene it will say your sex not the gender someone wants to be. You cannot change biological reality. In 100 years when skeletons are unearthed they are assigned their sex on their biological bone structure,you cannot change reality. Everyone should be free to present and wear what they like without riducle but this ongoing loss of touch with reality concerns me.

@Pastryapronsucks

Victor Meldrew Basil Brush Sister Monica Joan Moira Stewart Barry White

Basil Brush...I nearly had a coronary...boom boom !

Richard Burton had a nice voice.

And he knew what women had.

I've been thinking of other catchphrases which can be used in a similar vein
Crocodile Dundee fur example.

'That's not a vagina, this is a vagina"

Talki Toaster.

“This is not just a woman’s vagina. This is an M and S woman’s vagina.”
Oh wait, no. Wouldn’t fit with their changing room policy…

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Yoda High court judges Brian Blessed Brenda Blethyn Jane Horrocks Betty Boothroyd

Vaginas, women have, no? Mmm? Feel the farce, Luke, or fail you will. Judge women by their sex, would you? Mmm? Foolish boy.

Now I've got Yoda saying it stuck in my head.

We're gonna need a bigger Vagina?

I'm also reminded of I agree with Nick from I think the 2010 election campaign.

Only this time, it's I agree with Liz, Nick.

We're gonna need a bigger Vagina?

You can't handle the Vagina!

Take your pick from The Archers.... probably has to be Lynda Snell

Frankie Boyle
Rachel Maddow (influential MSNBC commentator)
Sophie, Countess of Wessex, the Chief Guide, Girlguiding UK
Katherine Viner
Tim Davie, Director General of the BBC

Great entries but I think Nessa has sneaked the win! Perfect FlibbertyGiblets.

The Godfather
Written on the sledge at the end of Citizen Kane
ET
Gene Kelly, whilst singing and dancing in the rain
Humphrey Bogart to Sam at the end of Casablanca

Professor McGonagall (Women do have vaginas Mr Potter)
Chris Whitty (Next slide please. Women do have vaginas. Next slide please)
Glenn Quagmire (Women do have vaginas, Nick - Giggity giggity allllllright!)
The man from Del Monte says...Women do have vaginas Nick
The Budweiser frogs ..

The recording at the end of Brighton Rock
The unacknowledged key to the decoding of the Rosetta Stone
Serendipitously, the key to translating the Book of Mormon
Dedication on the flypage of Necronomicon

Dot Cotton, to her son Nick Cotton, as an Eastenders cliffhanger (followed by Dum Dum Dumdumdum)

Fanny Squeers to Nicholas Nickleby

Paul Merton to Nicholas Parsons on Just a Minute

Captain Marvel to Nick Fury

Adult Female Elf to Santa Claus

All great suggestions, don’t know if there’s anyone left to add, but maybe:

Maybe Del Boy - he’d probably add a “luvvly jubbly” to the statement
Zippy and/or George (can’t decide which of them would sound better)
Patrick Swayze ((RIP) - “no-one puts the vagina in the corner”

Am loving Ted Hastings - Jesus, Mary, Joseph and the wee vagina (sounds better in my head than typed out)

Think my favourite, for nostalgia, has to be Basil Brush - his delivery is always spot on and am sure there’d be a “boom, boom” at the end for added impact.

Deep Thought from Hitchhiker’s Guide.

@Gumbomambo

Talki Toaster.

“Howdy Doodly Do, women do have vaginas, and while you’re thinking about that, would you like some toast? Lovely, hot crisp buttered toast? No? Ah, you’re a waffle man!”

Another vote for Mabel, Olive and Andrew, too!

Malcolm Tucker.

"Women do have vaginas, Nick. You utter cretin."

Dervla Kirwan
Cartman and/or Kenny McCormack
Clive Owen (ooh)
Any Teletubby
Vladimir Putin
Moe Syzlak

“Howdy Doodly Do, women do have vaginas, and while you’re thinking about that, would you like some toast? Lovely, hot crisp buttered toast? No? Ah, you’re a waffle man!”

The question is this: given that God is infinite, and that the Universe is also infinite, and women do have vaginas...would you like a toasted teacake?